For a Good Time, Well, Don’t Call Dad

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2003

Even as an ardent Darwinist, I find Darwinian literary studies…odd. From For a Good Time, Well, Don’t Call Dad:

Sir Walter Scott was an author, not an evolutionary theorist. He wrote his poems and historical novels 40 years before Charles Darwin described the process of evolution — and well over a century before scientists began in earnest to apply principles of natural selection to the study of human nature.

Yet Scott, a 19th-century writer, apparently shared with modern evolutionary scientists the general notion that men tend to follow two basic mating strategies.

The new research is part of the fledgling field of Darwinian literary studies, in which scholars try to draw connections between literature and evolutionary science.

According to a new study, Scott’s dark heroes, rebellious and promiscuous, and his proper heroes, law-abiding and monogamous, reflect the two types of men scientists recognize by the kinds of relationships they have with women: cads and dads.

What was the actual study?

In the study, 257 women in college were asked to read passages from Scott’s novels. Each read a paragraph describing a dark hero and one describing a proper hero. Then the women were asked which type of man they would prefer for a relationship.

As predicted by the cad-dad theory of human mating strategies, the women preferred the proper heroes for long-term unions. When asked which character they would like to see their future daughters choose, they also selected proper heroes. But when asked who appealed to them most for short-term affairs, the women turned to the dark heroes — the handsome, passionate and daring cads.

“These 21st-century female college students could understand mating strategies intuitively,” even when they were described in dated language, said Dr. Daniel J. Kruger, a social psychologist at the University of Michigan’s Institute for Social Research, who led the study. It is published in the fall 2003 issue of the journal Human Nature.

Some amusing quotes:

“Bodice rippers, for centuries, have made a profit off this sort of distinction,” said Dr. Marlene Zuk, a biology professor at the University of California at Riverside. “Nice guys have been complaining that women don’t want to have sex with them for a long time. We’ve heard this.”
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“Are you surprised that women are attracted to cads?” she [Dr. E. Mavis Hetherington] asked. “You wouldn’t go out of your way to marry a cad, but if you had a little fling with him, it might be fun and exciting. He’s probably a sensation-seeker, so you’d be going off to Mexico or going on ski trips or going to watch the bulls run at Pamplona.”

NY Author Hopes Acclaim Will Bring Success

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2003

NY Author Hopes Acclaim Will Bring Success explains why becoming a successful novelist doesn’t mean making much money:

Lennon, 33, has been making his living as a novelist since his first book ‘The Light of Falling Stars’ was published in 1997 and also wrote ‘The Funnies’ and ‘On the Night Plain.’ But despite being a rising star in literary circles, Lennon toils at his profession for modest rewards.

His first book brought an advance of $35,000, his second $50,000 and his third effort $80,000. But then his publisher dropped him and he sold ‘Mailman’ for $50,000 to W.W. Norton.

‘In terms of feeding a family of four that has to be spread over 2 years,’ Lennon notes of the seemingly impressive sum of $50,000. And that amount dwindles, he said, when you take out the 15 percent his agent takes and taxes.

‘As soon as you get the money, half of it is gone and you usually have a pile of bills you were waiting to pay until your advance check came so … a lot of money quickly becomes a little money,’ he said.
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On top of that, Baker said young male authors face a bigger obstacle — the majority of fiction readers are middle-aged women. “More than 60 percent of fiction is bought by women and most of that by women aged between 35 and 55. Men are not big fiction readers.”
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Changes in book selling has also made it harder for unknown writers to reach the top. Publishers now have to pay thousands of dollars to chain book stores to get titles prominently displayed in stores and featured in newspaper ads — a dynamic that forces publishers to focus marketing budgets only on authors they are almost certain will turn a profit.

Bestseller Lists 1900-1995

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2003

I stumbled across Bestseller Lists 1900-1995, and I’m astonished by a few things I quickly noticed while looking at the lists for the 1900′s, 1910′s, and 1920′s:

  • I recognized only the tiniest fraction of the titles and authors on the list.
  • Winston Churchill had numerous bestsellers early in the century — although that’s probably not the Winston Churchill you were thinking of.
  • H.G. Wells had numerous bestsellers too — that I’d never heard of.
  • The year 1917 had fiction, general nonfiction, and war categories.
  • Zane Grey — a name that sounded vaguely familiar — had a lot of bestsellers.
  • A.A. Milne’s When We Were Very Young was a nonfiction bestseller in 1925.
  • Diet and health fad bestsellers go way, way back: Diet and Health by Lulu Hunt Peters was the number 1 nonfiction bestseller of 1925.
  • I’m not sure what to make of this 1931 bestseller: Boners: Being a Collection of Schoolboy Wisdom, or Knowledge as It Is Sometimes Written, compiled by Alexander Abingdon; illustrated by Dr. Seuss.

What does it mean when almost none of the bestsellers of yesteryear are in print, let alone well known and well read?

Sacred-Texts: Sources of Lord of the Ring

Monday, December 1st, 2003

I wouldn’t normally find myself drawn to a “sacred texts” site, but Sacred-Texts: Sources of Lord of the Ring lists a number of Tolkien’s influences from myth and early fantasy literature:

J.R.R. Tolkiens’ Middle Earth did not come out of thin air. Tolkien, an academic linguist, drew on the following source materials to inspire his world-building exercise. The texts presented at this site are complete and in some cases in the original languages.

The Kalevala. [English]
The Kalevala. [Finnish]
This Finnish saga, replete with battling wizards and heroes, quests and magical objects has been cited as one of the early inspirations for Tolkien. The languages of Middle Earth also have more than a passing resemblance to Finnish.

The Elder (Poetic) Edda.
The Younger (Prose) Edda.
These Icelandic collections of epic poetry are key sources for the study of Norse mythology. Our plane of existence is called ‘Middle Earth’ in this mythology. Tolkien also took many of the names of key characters from this text; particularly one sequence early on in the Voluspo, including Gandalf, and all of the Dwarves from the Hobbit. Also found in the Eddas is the forest of Myrkwood; Bilbo’s party traversed the vast Mirkwood forest in the Hobbit.

Wagner’s Ring of the Niblung
The Volsung Saga
The Nibelungenlied
The Volsung saga is the Icelandic version of the story which was later re-told in the Germanic Nibelungenlied. This was the basis for Wagner’s Ring cycle. The cursed ring of doom is likewise a central theme of Tolkiens’ mythology.

Heimskringla or The Chronicle of the Kings of Norway
by Snorri Sturlson. tr. Samuel Laing [1844]
Gandalf is not only mentioned in the Voluspo, but in the Heimskringla Sagas: Gandalf was the name of the last king to rule over Alfheim, He was killed by Harald Harfagra in the year 866. Gandalf gets mentioned in The Ynglinga Saga, Halfdan, the Black Saga, and Harald Harfager’s Saga.

Beowulf [Modern English]
Beowulf [Anglo Saxon]
Tolkien was a distinguished scholar of Middle and Old English. The Beowulf saga is one of the treasures of this branch of literature, and Grendel, the monster of this tale, is a prototype for many of the darker creatures that populate Middle Earth.

Modern Fantasy
The Wood Beyond the World
by William Morris [1895]
One of the recognized forerunners of Tolkien was William Morris, skilled artist, pioneering Socialist, translator of Icelandic sagas, and fantasy writer. The Wood Beyond the World is one of Morris’ masterpieces which he originally published using hand-set type.

The Worm Ouroboros
by E. R. Eddison [1922]
“The greatest and most convincing writer of ‘invented worlds’ that I have read” — [letters of Tolkien, p. 258]

The Mormon/Battlestar Galactica Connection

Monday, December 1st, 2003

I could have sworn that I’d blogged on The Mormon/Battlestar Galactica Connection, but I guess I hadn’t. Here’s a taste:

Glen Larson (creator and producer of Galactica) is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints and many parallels between his church’s and the show’s mythologies can be found.

The main characters in Galactica are the last remnants of the Twelve Colonies, which were founded by twelve tribes of humans who left their home planet of Kobol, which had become inhabitable because of either natural or man-made contamination. There was a “lost thirteenth tribe” who went a different direction than the rest and, as the story goes, ended up colonizing Earth. Commander Adama once delivered the following speech about their origins: “Our recorded history tells us we descended from a mother colony, a race that went out into space to establish colonies. Those of us assembled here now represent the only known surviving Colonists, save one. A sister world, far out in the universe, remembered to us only through ancient writings…” He goes on to assert that the “lost thirteenth tribe” colonized Earth. Something called “The Book of The Word” described the journey of the tribes of man away from Kobol.

In the Mormon church, The Book of Mormon describes the journey of a “thirteenth tribe” There were twelve tribes of Israel and the prophet Lehi took a remnant of the tribe of Joseph (creating a “lost thirteenth tribe”) and somehow travelled from the middle east to North America around 600 BC. They ended up splitting into two tribes, one of whom flourished and according to the book are the descendants of the American Indians. Additionally, the name Kobol is made up of the rearranged letters making up the word Kolob, which is the star “nearest unto the throne of God,” or the name of the planet where the Mormons’ god, Elohim, is from.

There’s another article on Battlestar Galactica and Mormonism by Michael Lorenzen. Read both.

Edit: The Mormon/Battlestar Galactica Connection no longer has its own link; it’s on Dr. Squid’s articles page.

California Bison Sent to New Dakota Home

Thursday, November 13th, 2003

About 100 bison are being moved from Catalina Island to South Dakota. From California Bison Sent to New Dakota Home:

About a third of the Southern California island’s 300 bison were shipped off this week to South Dakota, where they will live on two Indian reservations.
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A study released last year showed that bison severely damaged native plants by grazing, wallowing in dirt and rubbing themselves against trees to scratch or shed their thick coats. The animals also spread nonnative plants by carrying seeds in their hair.

The animals, however, are extremely popular with tourists, the lifeblood of the island economy.

How did they get on the island. Good question.

Bison have lived on Catalina Island since the 1920s, when 14 animals were brought in for a movie shoot.

The finished film, “The Vanishing American,” had no footage of bison. Still, the wooly beasts became a mainstay on Santa Catalina a few years later, after chewing gum mogul William Wrigley Jr. acquired a majority interest in the company that owned the island.

Every Man a Demiurge

Wednesday, November 12th, 2003

Every Man a Demiurge presents an amusing take on the Matrix trilogy:

If you want to understand the Matrix trilogy, think of it as a capsule history of baby-boom rock. The original Matrix is a three-chord riff of a movie: a simple, familiar idea — “What if reality is a great big fake?” — amplified and transformed into an irresistible hook. The Matrix Reloaded is a 1970s prog-rock concept album: sprawling, pretentious, and ultimately incoherent, but brimming with ideas and virtuoso displays. And The Matrix: Revolutions is an over-the-hill pop star recycling someone else’s material — the sort of music you’d hear on a Michelob commercial, circa 1987.

Even if Revolutions weren’t already slated to be the final installment, its chilly critical and commercial reception should guarantee we won’t find ourselves awash in ads next year hyping The Matrix 4: This Time, It’s Personal.

Clone Wars

Monday, November 10th, 2003

I hated both of the recent Star Wars movies — or, at least, I was sorely disappointed by them — but I’m enthralled by the new Clone Wars five-minute, animated shorts on Cartoon Network. (You can watch them on-line too.) I had a similar reaction to the toys; they were much, much cooler than the movies. (I didn’t buy any of the toys, but seeing them at Target did get me excited to see the movies.)

The World of Tomorrow

Sunday, November 9th, 2003

Harry Knowles, on his Ain’t It Cool News site, describes The World of Tomorrow as a must-see deco sci-fi masterpiece with giant robots. That caught my attention. One of his readers caught a few unfinished minutes of it in New York, and “apparently it was shot entirely against blue screen on digital video by a first time director.” Interesting. Here are some more in-depth comments:

And, even in rough form, it looks fantastic.

Like “Down With Love” was a 60s-style movie shot like a 60s movie, World looks almost exactly like a 1930s sci-fi flick. The fact that the backgrounds and other elements look hand-drawn actually adds rather than detracts from the appeal. This could be the first example of a movie in which the stiff and artificial look that the blue screen creates actually improves the overall effect. It reminded me of an Alan Moore comic come to life (Giant robots walking down the streets of Art Deco Manhattan? Awesome)

Since I’d seen and heard nothing about it, I looked it up on Yahoo! Movies and found out some technical details:

The Los Angeles Times has revealed that Kerry Cornan is a CalArts graduate, and his software is a CGI program that allows him to shoot his entire movie against blue screens, and fill in the backgrounds later with images he’s been working on for years, which are mostly already done. What this allows Conran to do, which is what is so revolutionary, is to have an already existing 3-D storyboard of every scene, with stick figures in place where the actors are supposed to be. Now, all he has to do is stick in his cast, and he’s basically done, it sounds like.

Beyond face values

Thursday, November 6th, 2003

Beyond face values reviews Portraits: A History — and shares some amusing art history:

For example, until the 19th century the only permissible way an artist could paint a naked female portrait was for the sitter to pretend to be a goddess. Even Rubens’s blatant celebration of the sexiness of his young second wife was rendered respectable by deriving her pose from an ancient statue of Venus. Diane de Poitiers, posing starkers as the virgin goddess Diana, must be the cheekiest. She was both widowed and the mistress of Henry II at the time.

It was Goya who broke the convention with his Naked Maja, “the first purely profane, life-sized female nude in Western art”. The picture was commissioned by a Spanish politician for his secret erotic collection, only gossip identifying the subject as the Duchess of Alba — a slur which so rankled with her family that 150 years later, in 1945, the duke had his ancestor’s remains exhumed, unfortunately to no conclusive proof.

Chick Lit Keeps on Clicking

Wednesday, November 5th, 2003

Chick Lit Keeps on Clicking succinctly enumerates “chick lit” genre conventions:

Like all genres, chick lit has its conventions. Its protagonists tend to be attractive women in their 20s or 30s; they’re educated, self-aware and quick with a snarky retort or a wise aside; they live in New York, San Francisco or London; they work in publishing, advertising, media or entertainment; they lament their single status; their families appear every few chapters, Greek chorus-style, to shake their heads in synchronized dismay; in the end, a Cinderella ending makes everything right. Chick lit is marketed like the candy it is. The books are wrapped in brightly coloured covers with girly typography, often treated as a point-of-sale impulse purchase. Titles are often child’s book simple, like See Jane Date or Run Catch Kiss.

Sherlock Holmes, His Limits (and Singlesticking)

Tuesday, November 4th, 2003

I haven’t read A Study in Scarlet, the first Sherlock Holmes story, in quite some time, but I stumbled across this amusing list penned by Watson soon after meeting the consulting detective (reproduced at The Man Sherlock Holmes):

SHERLOCK HOLMES - his limits.
1. Knowledge of Literature. - Nil.
2. ' ' Philosophy. - Nil.
3. ' ' Astronomy. - Nil.
4. ' ' Politics. - Feeble.
5. ' ' Botany. - Variable.
Well up in belladonna, opium, and poisons generally.
Knows nothing of practical gardening.
6. Knowledge of Geology. - Practical, but limited.
Tells at aglance different soils from each other.
After walks has shown me splashes upon his trousers, and told
me by their colour and consistence in what part of Londonn he
had received them.
7. Knowledge of Chemistry. - Profound.
8. ' ' Anatomy. - Accurate, but un-systematic.
9. ' ' Sensatinal Literature. - Immense. He appears to
know every horror perpetrated in the century.
10.Plays the violin well.
11.Is an expert singlestick player, boxer, and swordsman.
12.Has a good practical knowledge of British law.

A modern reader might ask, what’s singlestick? Some kind of field hockey? No, it’s “swordfighting” with wooden swords. The Journal of Manly Arts (I could not make up such a thing) has a wonderful article on the once-popular sport, Singlestick Fencing: 1787-1923, by Tony Wolf:

Singlesticks — wooden rods of about thirty-five inches in length, equipped with rigid guards which completely enclose the fencer’s hand — were the 18th and 19th century descendants of Medieval wasters, wooden facsimile weapons popularly used for weapon training. These practice tools allowed a greater measure of safety, and were less expensive to replace, than steel swords. During the Georgian and Victorian eras, Singlestick play was popularly employed in prize-fights and tournament competitions, for which purposes it was sometimes also known as cudgelling or backswording. The weapon was also used as a substitute for the Naval cutlass and cavalry sabre during training exercises.

Singlestick fencing was widely practised throughout England, the British Commonwealth, and the U.S.A. until the early part of the 20th century, often in tandem with the other popular recreations of the salle d’armes, including foil, duelling-sword (epee), bayonet and quarterstaff fencing. Two annual English Singlestick competitions were instituted between 1880-1900; one held in June as part of the Grand Military Tournament, and the other hosted by the German Gymnasium in December. Thus, by the turn of the twentieth century, Singlestick fencing had become established as an internationally popular combat sport, drawing from the intertwined traditions of rustic cudgel-play, military drill and the private fencing academy.

The first decades of the twentieth century brought about the decline of Singlestick play. Tragically, many young athletes lost their lives in the Great War (1914-1919). Subsequent advances in technology allowed the mass-manufacture of relatively inexpensive, flexible and lightweight steel fencing blades, and in the 1920′s the organisers of the Olympic Games selected three fencing sports — foil, epee and sabre — as Olympic events. As a result, many clubs began to focus exclusively on these forms of fencing, with sabre in particular coming to subsume a great deal of Singlestick practice and technique. The Great Depression of the 1930s and the Second World War in the ’40s similarly diminished interest in obscure fencing methods, until the sport of Singlestick effectively became extinct.

The accompanying timeline has some wonderful tidbits. I love the title of this 1790 text: Anti-Pugilism; or, The Science of Defence Exemplified In Short and Easy Lessons for the Practice of the Broad Sword and Single Stick Illustrated with Copper Plates By a Highland Officer. Or how about this excerpt from a letter from architect William Thornton to Thomas Jefferson, discussing plans for a University in the state of Virginia:

Let all the Exercises be such as would tend to make great and useful men, and the military Exercises, fencing with the broad and small sword, boxing with mufflers, playing the single Stick, jumping, wrestling, throwing the Javelin and whatever tends to render men most athletic, at the same time that it tends to perfect them in what may eventually be of use, ought only to be permitted as sports in their leisure hours. Thus would I make men of active Bodies, as well as of extraordinary Minds.

Thomas Hughes, author of Tom Brown’s Schooldays described “backswording” (singlesticking) from his youth:

The weapon is a good stout ash-stick with a large basket-handle — The players are called “old gamesters,” — why, I can’t tell you, — and their object is simply to break one another’s heads: for the moment that blood runs an inch anywhere above the eyebrow, the old gamester to whom it belongs is beaten, and has to stop. A very slight blow with the sticks will fetch blood, so that it is by no means a punishing pastime, if the men don’t play on purpose, and savagely, at the body and arms of their adversaries.

This reminds me that I should really get back into escrima (Filipino stickfighting) — only that’s much easier to find in the OC than on the Main Line.

Casting For The Wallace and Gromit Film Is Underway

Sunday, November 2nd, 2003

From Casting For The Wallace and Gromit Film Is Underway:

Oscar-nominated stars Helena Bonham-Carter and Ralph Fiennes will lend their voices to the first ever feature length Wallace And Gromit movie. The project, titled Curse Of The Wererabbit, will begin shooting in Bristol, England this week at Aardman Animations’s studio. The movie sees the studio’s popular characters Wallace and Gromit hunt down the mysterious beast which has been rampaging their village’s prize marrows and potatoes just days before the giant vegetable growing contest. Helena will voice new character Lady Tottington, and Ralph will provide the sound for Lord Victor Quatermaine. Curse of the Wererabbit — with a budget in excess of $80 million — will take 18 months to make and is expected to be released in 2005.

Actually, 18 months doesn’t sound that long for a claymation movie.

Halloween Costume Trips Airport Detector

Thursday, October 30th, 2003

Amusing. Halloween Costume Trips Airport Detector:

Eric Velleca, 28, was pulled off his United Airlines flight to Chicago and questioned by investigators on Wednesday while a bomb squad inspected the trunk carrying three costumes patterned after the outfits worn in the film ‘Ghostbusters.’

The trunk contained PVC pipes, radios, cell phones, batteries with wires attached and car distributor caps to be used to assemble the ‘proton packs’ for costumes he and two friends were planning to wear for a Friday party.

The materials set off the security device and the trunk was rushed to a remote section of the airport. Officials had discussed blowing up the trunk but decided against it, Velleca said.

Columbine Killers Documented Training on Tape

Thursday, October 23rd, 2003

FOXNews has video footage of the two Columbine killers and a couple friends — including a girl — “plinking” various targets in the woods with a number of different firearms. In all honesty, it looks like a group of teenagers joking around, trying to look like Hollywood action heroes: firing from the hip, holding the pistol sideways (like a gangsta), firing a sawed-off shotgun one-handed, cocking that same shotgun Linda Hamilton-style (with one hand, holding it vertically, jerking it up and back down again), etc. It doesn’t seem sinister at all — until you realize they went on a homicidal rampage later. Here’s how Columbine Killers Documented Training on Tape describes it though:

In a snowy, wooded area in Colorado, the two teenage Columbine High School shooters laugh as they fire round after round at bowling pins and trees and wonder aloud what it would be like if real people were their targets.