This ad borders on self-parody, but it’s fun:
It’s a shame that our democratic self-government hasn’t delivered the same level of freedom we enjoyed under benevolent monarchical neglect.
Now, as much as I enjoyed seeing General Washington in a Dodge Challenger, I’m really waiting to see General Lee in a Dodge Charger. I can already see the custom paint job in my mind’s eye.
That was completely historically inaccurate. George Washington was a much younger man when he was driving Dodge Chargers against the British.