The 11-acre farm-based Moorestown Children’s School in New Jersey faces the wrath of the child-care inspectors, who have demanded that they chop off all tree branches below the seven-foot mark, nail down any logs — because anything the children play on is play equipment, which must be permanently affixed to the ground — and cage the cat. Oh, and some of the kids were walking around indoors in socks. We can’t have that. Put some shoes on. Schnell!