Giant Stick Versus Hammer

Monday, January 3rd, 2011

A DC-area criminal decided to rob a convenience store — with a big stick:

So, giant stick versus hammer leads to… grappling on the floor.

Comments

  1. Genius says:

    My parents lived in the District in the 1970s before they moved to another city where I was born, and their neighbor there robbed the corner store with a pitchfork.

  2. Isegoria says:

    I’m not sure most people would even know where to find a pitchfork in DC. It certainly seems… conspicuous.

  3. Genius says:

    Yes, my very SWPL parents found them conspicuous and colorful. The fellow who robbed the corner store was actually named “Fellah” and a 15 year old female member of that family named “Peaches” was pregnant. And they said a 6 year old child from the same family stole a car once.

  4. Isegoria says:

    One guy with a pitchfork in DC is conspicuous. A whole mob with pitchforks and torches is wishful thinking.

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