Shouldn’t this be in The Onion? Barbie Deemed Threat to Saudi Morality:
The Committee for the Propagation of Virtue and Prevention of Vice, as the religious police are officially known, lists the dolls on a section of its Web site devoted to items deemed offensive to the conservative Saudi interpretation of Islam.‘Jewish Barbie dolls, with their revealing clothes and shameful postures, accessories and tools are a symbol of decadence to the perverted West. Let us beware of her dangers and be careful,’ said a poster on the site.
Jewish Barbie dolls? Yeah, clearly she’s Jewish.