My favorite bits from The Onion‘s latest What Do You Think?:
At a recent NATO meeting, France and Germany expressed reluctance to lend military support to the U.S. if it invades Iraq. What do you think?“I can understand France pussin’ out, but Germany?”
— Tom Robinson, Systems Analyst“That’s a shame. It would have been hilarious to see the French running around the desert in their froofy Stratego uniforms.”
— Fred Eckers, Machinist