I love The Onion. From the most recent What Do You Think?:
Decried as gas-guzzling road hazards, SUVs are also under fire for supporting terrorism by increasing U.S. dependence on Mideast oil. What do you think?“But what if I need my SUV for sporting or utilitating?”
— Carl Davis, Roofer“Yes, the average U.S. automobile has doubled in weight since 1990, but so has the average U.S. citizen.”
— Amy Benton, Teacher