Southwest Wants Penguins Back on Jets

Tuesday, February 4th, 2003

Southwest Airlines wants to bring back live penguins on its planes? How did I miss this the first time around?

Southwest Airlines is seeking the government’s approval to bring back its popular SeaWorld penguin tours, in which two of the tuxedoed waddlers are put on jets to promote the amusement park as a summer destination.
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Southwest has been informed that whatever animals would be brought would be subject to wanding at the security checkpoint. SeaWorld officials say that’s OK since the penguins travel well and are used to being handled.

“We feel like they really brighten people’s days,” said Fran Stephenson, SeaWorld’s spokeswoman in San Antonio. “Besides, they don’t have any pockets to empty.”

Maybe it could go terribly awry, but I’d love to have penguins on board. No polar bears though, please.

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