Dirty School Toilets a Risk to European Children

Thursday, January 23rd, 2003

I’m amused that Dirty School Toilets a Risk to European Children paints the problem as one European kids face:

School toilets in Britain and Sweden are so dirty, smelly and dangerous that many students avoid using them throughout the day, increasing their risk for problems such as urinary tract infections, a new report shows.
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More than half of boys and one in three girls in the UK said they avoided the toilets while at school, blaming poor conditions and fear of bullying. In Sweden, one in four children said they stayed away from the toilets for similar reasons.

Sounds like the school toilets I remember. In particular:

In the UK, 21% of toilets were not flushed in the morning, and 69% not flushed later in the day. Broken taps and lack of hot water were also found. In Sweden, the researchers said seven out of eight school toilets smelt of urine, six had no soap and six were not adequately cleaned.

I don’t think prison toilets are as bad as school toilets.

Dubliners Raise Their Glasses to Brewing Genius

Thursday, January 23rd, 2003

I definitely enjoyed a pint or two of the “Black Stuff” while I was in Dublin last fall, as Dubliners have been doing for the past two centuries. In fact, Dublin recently celebrated the bicentenary of Arthur Guinness’s death, and Dubliners Raise Their Glasses to Brewing Genius explains a bit of the drink’s history:

When Arthur Guinness brewed his first pint, beer was almost unknown in rural Ireland where whiskey, gin and poteen (moonshine) were the favorite tipples. It was known as porter at the time because of its popularity with porters and stevedores.

It was known as porter at the time because of its popularity with porters. I was not aware of that! Porters are big, strong guys, and they drink dark beer. Obviously then, Guinness gives you strength:

Its healing powers are legendary — Asian women have been known to bathe newborn babies in Guinness, while the stout beer was once given out free by health authorities in Britain to pregnant women.

A cavalry officer recovering from wounds sustained at the battle of Waterloo in 1815, drank a pint of Guinness. “I am confident that it contributed more than anything else to my recovery,” he wrote.

Vitamin A Supplements May Hurt Bones

Thursday, January 23rd, 2003

One more reason not to take Vitamin A, from Vitamin A Supplements May Hurt Bones:

Taking vitamin A supplements can weaken the bones and increase the risk of fractures up to seven times, according to a large Swedish study.

The research, conducted on men, confirms three earlier studies in women showing that high intake of vitamin A raises the risk of broken hips and weak bones. The latest study is the first to measure levels of the vitamin in blood, rather than just asking about diet and supplement use.

Highway Deaths Spike After Super Bowl

Thursday, January 23rd, 2003

Small effects, magnified over enough people, can lead to big numbers, as Highway Deaths Spike After Super Bowl demonstrates:

A study of the last 27 Super Bowl Sundays concluded that the highway death rate jumped 70% in the first hour after the big game and remained high over the next few hours.

The increase was particularly dramatic in states with the losing team, where the death rate was 147% higher than on the Sundays before and after the championship.

The only exception was in states with the winning team, where highway death rates did not rise, according to Donald Redelmeier, the chief author of the study.

The scientists blame alcohol, fatigue, and distraction — “The Monday-morning quarterbacking begins Sunday, not Monday night. The result is a surge in fatality rates.”

Colleges Use ‘Wink’ Letters To Snare Top Students Early

Thursday, January 23rd, 2003

As Colleges Use ‘Wink’ Letters To Snare Top Students Early points out, competition between schools for top applicants is getting fierce:

In increasing numbers, colleges are wooing their top choices with notes of praise and hints of acceptance letters and scholarship money to come. The idea is to win their affections by getting them some good news before the competition does. This courtship, which can take place up to several months before formal acceptance letters hit students’ mailboxes, comes in various forms: everything from “likely” letters — which tell students that they’re likely to get admitted — to “love” letters, or handwritten notes from admissions offices complimenting a student’s essay or some other aspect of the application.

I love the way Dartmouth is using these “likely” letters:

Most Ivy League schools generally send out such letters only when pursuing an athlete who may be getting sports scholarships from non-Ivy institutions. In fact, all the Ivies are bound by a rule that requires them to mail out their acceptance letters no earlier than April 2. Dartmouth says its “likely” letters aren’t a violation because they don’t outright admit the applicant, they just hint at it.

“It’s not an acceptance; it just hints at an acceptance.” Riiiggght.

Before Taking the SAT, Read These Few Tips

Thursday, January 23rd, 2003

Before Taking the SAT, Read These Few Tips reminds us that it’s SAT season again. The “politically correct” test-design process intrigues me:

Trial and Error

Questions the College Board rejected because specific groups of students missed them disproportionately:

1. In a certain area of the ocean, two tectonic plates have been moving apart at the rate of 1/2 inch per year. At this rate, in how many years will the distance between the plates be widened by an additional 100 feet?
A) 17
B) 34
C) 200
D) 600
E) 2,400

Group: Women and African Americans

2. Guzzle : beverage:
A) dine : dinner
B) gorge : glutton
C) taste : flavor
D) nibble : snack
E) wolf : food

Group: Hispanics

(Answers: 1. E; 2. E)

Questions go through a half-dozen reviews before being included in the SAT to remove, for example, gender references, specialized words like “spreadsheet” and any question on which one ethnic group or gender scores particularly lower than another.

Then there’s the issue of “scale drift”:

Wasn’t the test dumbed down recently? The College Board pales at that suggestion. Rather, it says, the scale was “re-centered” in 1994 because of “scale drift.” The original scale was set in 1941, when about 10,000 students took the test. By 1990, there were two million test takers, including record numbers of immigrants, minorities and low-income students. The average score is supposed to be 500, but two-thirds of students were scoring below that.

In 1995, the College Board adjusted the scale, making 500 the average once again. So that results could be compared from year to year, it added 70 points to the verbal scores and as many as 30 points to the math scores of everyone who had taken the SAT in the past. Mr. O’Reilly calls the re-centering a “one-time fix,” even though the average score is now above 500. Those extra points are student achievement, the College Board insists.

Student achievement. Riiiiiggghhhht.

Big Chains Talk the Talk, But Can’t Walk the Wok

Thursday, January 23rd, 2003

Before reading Big Chains Talk the Talk, But Can’t Walk the Wok, I didn’t realize what was special about the wok:

Shaped like a large bowl, the steel cookware withstands flames up to 700 degrees that would melt conventional skillets. It requires its own special stove, which produces heat four times as intense as that of any conventional stove. Food cooks in seconds. But even experienced Chinese chefs sometimes burn themselves when fire shoots up as they’re stirring and tossing ingredients in a motion the Chinese call “pao.”

Suddenly, the wok seems cool. (Or, rather, tremendously hot.) Anyone who’s seen a wok knows it’s oddly shaped (compared to a “normal” pan or skillet). Here’s why:

Originally, the Chinese created the wok in the Han Dynasty (206 B.C.-220 A.D.) as a way to conserve fuel. The shape of the wok focuses heat in a small, defined area, cooking food quickly. Over time, wok cooking blossomed into an art form. In Hong Kong, the stir-fry capital of the world, chefs spend two to five years mastering the round-bottomed pan. These chefs strive to produce dishes with “wok hay,” which means “the essence of the wok,” says Grace Young, who is writing a cookbook titled “The Breath of a Wok.”

Impressive, but it does have its downside:

But woks are simply making it too hot in the kitchen for many newcomers. The heat from a wok stove is so intense that it draws sweat from anybody standing nearby — and warps woks so much that they need to be replaced as often as once a month. The wok stove also takes up twice as much space as a regular one and requires extensive weekly cleanings to keep burners from clogging and losing heat. Woks, says Richard Chey, owner of Atlanta’s three-chain Doc Chey’s Noodle House that uses them, “are really a pain.”

And this, according to the Wall Street Journal, is why there’s no Chinese equivalent of McDonald’s.

The Death of a Ranger Shows Venerable Job’s New Hazards

Wednesday, January 22nd, 2003

According to The Death of a Ranger Shows Venerable Job’s New Hazards:

Park rangers now have a dangerous job. Crime is on the rise in many national parks, and rangers must assume the role of police officers — a task some are reluctant to accept.
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The nation’s rangers are more likely to be assaulted than any other federal law-enforcement officers, according to Justice Department statistics. In 2000, there were 99 assaults on National Park Service officers, compared with 55 on Customs agents, 55 on Drug Enforcement Administration agents and 25 on FBI agents.

Perhaps they need more Texas Rangers.

[L]egend records a Texas Ranger stepping down from a train in a riot-torn town and being met by the locals who said, “They only sent one Ranger?” His reply, “You only got one riot, don’t you?”

More seriously, Park rangers are dying, fighting drug smugglers and “coyotes” (illegal-alien smugglers) — most likely without putting a dent in either activity. For instance:

In all, the team captured 10 backpacks containing 492 pounds of marijuana. “That’s just nothing,” shrugs Mr. Jones, who says the rangers assume they’re catching a tiny fraction of the tons of marijuana moving through the park.

And lastly, on a less political note:

On Dec. 6, a park ranger in Arches National Park in Utah tracked a man armed with an assault rifle through the back country, and then called in the Utah Highway Patrol, who subdued the desperado with a dog. Two weeks later at the same park, five rangers were summoned to help police stop a semi tractor-trailer that had blasted through two roadblocks and was headed for the park entrance. Police had shot out the truck’s tires, but the driver kept rolling on the flats. “You guys will have to kill me. I’m not stopping,” he shouted into his CB radio. As the rangers braced for his arrival, the truck skidded to a halt four miles short of the entrance. A Utah Highway Patrol sharpshooter blew apart an air hose on the truck, causing its brakes to seize.

A Utah Highway Patrol sharpshooter blew apart an air hose on the truck, causing its brakes to seize. How cool is that?

Doubling as Birdhouses Boosts Thai Real Estate

Wednesday, January 22nd, 2003

In Thailand, owners are transforming entire buildings into elaborate, cave-like birdhouses to attract swiftlets, swallow-like birds that build valuable nests. Why are they valuable? From Doubling as Birdhouses Boosts Thai Real Estate:

Ethnic Chinese around the world have a seemingly insatiable appetite for the delicate nests, which are used in bird’s nest soup and tonic and are believed to improve digestion, cure dysentery and rejuvenate the elderly. The annual export trade is estimated at $500 million. A pound of the nests can fetch about $1,000 in this part of Thailand. In the U.S., they go for about $250 an ounce wholesale.

Spun from the glutinous saliva of birds that feed on flies, mosquitoes and other insects, the nests are often served in restaurants with chicken broth or ginseng.

Ewwww…

Skeptic Pitied

Tuesday, January 21st, 2003

I love The Onion:

Skeptic Pitied
FAYETTEVILLE, AR?Craig Schaffner, 46, a Fayetteville-area computer consultant, has earned the pity of friends and acquaintances for his tragic reluctance to embrace the unverifiable, sources reported Monday.

“I honestly feel sorry for the guy,” said neighbor Michael Eddy, 54, a born-again Christian. “To live in this world not believing in a higher power, doubting that Christ died for our sins?that’s such a sad, cynical way to live. I don’t know how he gets through his day.”

Coworker Donald Cobb, who spends roughly 20 percent of his annual income on telephone psychics and tarot-card readings, similarly extended his compassion for Schaffner.

“Craig is a really great guy,” Cobb said. “It’s just too bad he’s chosen to cut himself off from the world of the paranormal, restricting himself to the limited universe of what can be seen and heard and verified through empirical evidence.”

Also feeling pity for Schaffner is his former girlfriend Aimee Brand, a holistic and homeopathic healer who earns a living selling tonics and medicines diluted to one molecule per gallon in the belief that the water “remembers” the curative properties of the medication.

“Don’t get me wrong?logic and reason have their place,” Brand said. “But Craig fails to recognize the danger of going too far with medical common sense to the exclusion of alternative New Age remedies like chakra cleansing and energy-field realignment.”
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X-Claimer

Tuesday, January 21st, 2003

I recently commented on Fans Howl in Protest as Judge Decides X-Men Aren’t Human — in particular, on this excerpt:

To Brian Wilkinson, editor of the online site X-Fan, Marvel’s argument is appalling. The X-Men ? mere creatures? “This is almost unthinkable,” he says. “Marvel’s super heroes are supposed to be as human as you or I. They live in New York. They have families and go to work. And now they’re no longer human?”

It seems that Brian Wilkinson posted his own little disclaimer on X-Fan:

Disclaimer: Though it’s true that I spoke with Mr. King about this subject, I feel I should point out that my quote is taken slightly out of context. I found the decision and situation humourous and was providing what the fan reaction might be like if this were to take place within the comics themselves. A few other factual errors may also exist within the article, but Mr. King may be forgiven as he is a self-admitted ‘newbie’ to the world of the X-Men.

(Now go back and re-read that disclaimer with your best Simpsons Comic Book Guy voice.)

Cloned Cats Aren’t Necessarily Copies

Tuesday, January 21st, 2003

It doesn’t take a genius to realize that a cloned pet won’t recognize the original animal’s owner or know all the same tricks, but as Cloned Cats Aren’t Necessarily Copies points out, a cloned pet might not even have the same coat pattern as the original!

Rainbow the cat is a typical calico with splotches of brown, tan and gold on white. Cc, her clone, has a striped gray coat over white. Rainbow is reserved. Cc is curious and playful. Rainbow is chunky. Cc is sleek.
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Cc (for carbon copy) is just over a year old. Her birth Dec. 22, 2001, was big news when it was announced last February because it was the first time a household pet had been cloned. Previous mammal clones were barnyard animals like cows and goats.
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Experts say environment is as important as genes in determining a cat’s personality. And as far as appearance, having the same DNA as another calico cat doesn’t always produce the same coat pattern.

The Discount Grocery Cards That Don’t Save You Money

Tuesday, January 21st, 2003

It should come as no surprise that grocery-store discount cards are just a gimmick, as The Discount Grocery Cards That Don’t Save You Money points out:

The bottom line: Sale prices — which were once available to all shoppers — are now mostly restricted to card holders in stores with cards and are called “card specials.” In our experience, items not covered by card discounts tended to be more expensive than at nearby noncard stores. As a result, we paid more at card stores than at noncard stores.

America’s Ultra-Secret Weapon

Tuesday, January 21st, 2003

According to Time‘s America’s Ultra-Secret Weapon, the US has High-Power Microwave weapons, ready to knock out Iraq’s electronics:

HPMs are man-made lightning bolts crammed into cruise missiles. They could be key weapons for targeting Saddam Hussein’s stockpiles of biological and chemical weapons. HPMs fry the sophisticated computers and electronic gear necessary to produce, protect, store and deliver such agents. The powerful electromagnetic pulses can travel into deeply buried bunkers through ventilation shafts, plumbing and antennas. But unlike conventional explosives, they won’t spew deadly agents into the air, where they could poison Iraqi civilians or advancing U.S. troops.

While it’s a pleasant surprise that EMP weapons could knock out Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction, isn’t the high-tech US military even more susceptible to such weapons? We’re the guys trying to run the war via GPS.

Asthma Attacks More Common on Foggy Nights

Tuesday, January 21st, 2003

If you have asthma — or asthmatic loved ones — this might interest you. Yahoo! News – Asthma Attacks More Common on Foggy Nights:

A group of Japanese researchers led by Dr. Kosuke Kashiwabara of Taragi Municipal Hospital in Kumamoto, Japan, gathered data from a hospital in Kyushu, the southernmost large island in Japan. The researchers found that there were 50% more emergency room visits by asthmatic children on misty or foggy evenings compared to clear nights.

Children with asthma were more than four times as likely to visit the emergency room when temperatures rose above 17.7 degrees Centigrade (63 degrees Fahrenheit). There also tended to be more ER visits by asthmatic kids on days with lower barometric pressure. The findings are published in a recent issue of the Journal of Asthma.

I guess the vaporizer can go…