Every good left-winger knows there are Hitlers everywhere:
Little Hitlers and Big Hitlers. There’s a Hitler with the Republican Party presidential nomination in America. There’s a Hitler running Russia. Another Hitler in Syria. One Hitler in Britain just caused the United Kingdom to leave the European Union, and we know he is a Hitler because as soon as he accomplished that, he resigned from his party, which is exactly what a Hitler would do. There are Hitlers under the bed and Hitlers in the closet.
Speaking of Hitlers under the bed, I hear that the bogeyman, the one who gets you if you don’t eat your veggies, is now also White in murka, glowing blue eyes scaring you from under the bed. The white walkers are coming, so chew fast princes!