California’s reparations task force voted Saturday to approve recommendations for reparations for black residents:
Some estimates from economists have projected that the state could owe upwards of $800 billion, or more than 2.5 times its annual budget, in reparations to Black people.
Luckily senator Warren has established that 1/1024 black genes and box of Aunt Jemima pancake mix is enough to qualify.
Those Californian politicians are smart. Since the Biden* MalAdministration will not do anything about the border, California will try the alternative approach — every poor Mexican & Guatemalan who walks into California will be given a bill for $40,000 (payable immediately) as their share of paying “reparations” to people who never were slaves.
Don’t be silly, Gavin—they are tax-exempt.
I support reparations in California because they will show us the general course of American politics circa fifteen years from now. Unfortunately, Californians will continue to flee. But when California sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with them. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.
“Which is a greater threat: immigration from California, or immigration from literally anywhere else?”
“Is that even a question?”
*Which is a greater threat to the American way of life
“CALIFORNIANS could be here,” he thought, “I’ve never been in this neighborhood before. There could be CALIFORNIANS anywhere.” The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. “I HATE CALIFORNIANS,” he thought. Sweet Dreams (Are Made of These) reverberated throughout his entire car, making it pulsate even as the nine-dollar wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of Californian immigrants. “With a car, you can go anywhere you want,” he said to himself, out loud.