Retired US Army Lieutenant Colonel Stephen Toumajan is now United Arab Emirates Major General Stephen Toumajan — sort of:
A UAE government website proclaims that “His Excellency Major General Staff Pilot Stephen A. Toumajan” is “Commander” of the UAE’s Joint Aviation Command, which, according to experts on the UAE’s military, operates most of the nation’s combat helicopters. The website says he is responsible for training, combat readiness, and “execution of all aviation missions.”
“I’m the commanding general for the Joint Aviation Command in UAE,” he says in a video on a US Defense Department website. “The UAE is a very small country,” he continues. “We” — meaning the UAE — “don’t have the landmass that you” — the Americans — “have for these types of training events, so we certainly appreciate the hospitality that you’ve shown the United Arab Emirates and to my soldiers.”
His business cards also proclaim he is a UAE general. Reached by cell phone in Abu Dhabi, he answers in an authoritative voice: “General Steve.”
Why “sort of”? This isn’t new — Sir John Glubb led the army of Transjordan.
The original article continues:
Do a search on Frederick Townsend Ward, who led the Chinese dynastic forces during the Taiping Rebellion. Somewhat similar situation, and one that points to this being neither novel nor new…
Ward and the ever-victorious army have come up here before.
Well, a search of the internet shows that what Toumajan is doing is legal (as long as UAE doesn’t attack US), but it smells.