Manny Pacquiao

Friday, May 6th, 2011

Boxer Manny Pacquiao handed journalists a ready-made hook when he declared that he was inspired by Bruce Lee:

His conditioning coach, Alex Ariza, says he believes Pacquiao built his baseline movement off Lee’s template, the continual attacking, the feet drummed in and out.

“Bruce Lee jumped around and kicked his feet and shook his head and shoulders,” Ariza said. “His feet moved in concert with his hands. He could be choppy, but he was rhythmic. Manny does the same thing. It comes from that.”

His conditioning coach may claim that Pacquiao is following Bruce Lee’s template. His actual coach, Freddie Roach, presumably deserves some of the credit:

After Erik Morales defeated Pacquiao in 2005, Roach decided Pacquiao needed balance, and Roach set about enhancing his right hand. In practice, Roach instructed Pacquiao to throw jabs, uppercuts and hooks in three- to four-punch combinations, all right-handed. It took three years, but a different fighter emerged against David Diaz, and Pacquiao later knocked out Ricky Hatton with a right.
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Back when Roach fought, boxers mostly engaged straight on. His work with Pacquiao, the angles they created, changed the way Roach trained. If Pacquiao shifted left, outside the right foot of his opponents, their natural instinct was to follow — into his left hand. If opponents chose not to engage, they had one option, to back away. Roach says Pacquiao improves his position with each angle created and makes it more difficult to counterpunch.

Roach and Pacquiao design angles specific to each opponent. The key, Roach said, is creating space and confusion.
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Roach and Pacquiao did not invent this approach to boxing — Roach cited George Foreman’s 1990 knockout of Gerry Cooney as an earlier example — but they elevated angles into art. Roach sees boxing’s future in Pacquiao’s fancy footwork.

The other major angle is that Pacquiao is a physical outlier:

[Brazilian conditioning coach Alex Ariza]‘s star client is a physical outlier with a resting heart rate of 42 beats a minute. During intense workouts, that rate will rise to 205—a level the boxer can sustain for long periods. Pacquiao does 2,000 repetitions each day of situps and other punishing abdominal exercises. He rounds out these exercises by, among other things, fast hill runs, interval training, zipping around cones to improve footwork and even, when no fight is coming up, playing basketball.

Some endurance athletes, like Olympic cross-country skiers, have lower resting pulse rates—somewhere around 38, Ariza says—but they also train at high altitude, something Pacquiao doesn’t. “Manny is on the level of the most conditioned athletes in the world,” the trainer says. “He’s a phenomenon. I wish we could do in-depth tests, but he doesn’t like anything invasive.”
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One theory is that Pacquiao benefits from a high level of energy, one that lets him indulge a consuming passion for exercise. In the morning, his trainer says, he begins with long hill-runs in which only his dog can keep up. In the afternoon, he puts in as many as 12 rounds of sparring followed by seemingly endless calisthenics. Often, when he finishes his grueling 14-exercise ab routine, he’ll do it again.
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Other differences that make Pacquiao stand out are the intensity and tempo at which he trains and fights, and his ability to ignore pain. Most boxers are constantly trying to decide when to expend energy and when to take a round off. Pacquiao likes to know that he has enough training in the bank to allow him to bring the most intense heat possible and to punch almost continuously. In his past two title defenses, Pacquiao has averaged a startling 96 punches per round. Against Antonio Margarito, he let fly 1,069 blows and connected with 474 punches, the eighth-highest total ever recorded in a championship bout by Compubox, a statistics service. “Sure, Manny is fast and hits hard, but the thing that is special with him is his intensity,” says sparring partner Shawn Porter. “It is electric in there. He is always pushing the pace.”

According to Ariza, there is a rare breed of person, often trained by the military, who can blot out the physical pain that comes during heavy exertion as lactic acid builds up in the muscles. “Manny is definitely one of them,” he insists. “When Manny was a kid, he would run five miles a day in flip flops. Try that for a while and it will not only toughen your feet up, it will increase your pain tolerance.”

Russ Roberts on Keynes-Hayek Video

Thursday, May 5th, 2011

Nick Gillespie of Reason.tv interviews Russ Roberts on the latest Keynes-Hayek video:

It’s easier to conduct assassinations abroad if the Commander-in-Chief is liberal

Thursday, May 5th, 2011

It’s easier to conduct assassinations abroad if the Commander-in-Chief is liberal, Victor Davis Hanson notes:

This neutralizes criticism from the media, universities, the legal community, and Hollywood. Obama the law professor can assassinate bin Laden in Pakistan, dump his body in the ocean, and with first-person emphasis boast of our brilliant mission in a way Bush the Texan could not get away with — in the same manner that killing the son of Qaddafi, and the effort to kill Qaddafi himself, are not really forbidden targeted assassinations under Obama, and in the manner that Guantánamo, tribunals, renditions, preventive detentions, Predators, wiretaps, and intercepts that so bothered Senator Obama and others are now deemed essential.

This paradox is just the way it is; the media will report a liberal president’s Predator drone attack or commando hit as done with reluctance and without other viable choices. Were a conservative leader to take the same actions, he would be portrayed as a trigger-happy war-monger reveling in the violence. Thus, the street celebrations that ensued when news of bin Laden’s death broke are seen by the media as a new unity inspired by Obama. Three years ago, they would have been seen as macabre triumphalism.

The Guzman Parallel

Thursday, May 5th, 2011

Theodore Dalrymple draws some parallels between Osama bin Laden and Abimael Guzmán of the Maoist Shining Path of Peru:

Had it attained power (which looked quite possible at one point), Guzmán’s movement would have produced a Khmer Rouge–type catastrophe on a much larger scale than in Cambodia. Guzmán was captured in a comfortable house in the capital city, Lima, virtually under the eyes of the Peruvian military and government.

The two leaders remind us that it is not a lack of personal opportunity that drives men to found and lead large-scale terrorist movements that claim to be working toward the perfection of the world. Guzmán, true, was not the son of a billionaire, like bin Laden, but as a professor of philosophy he could hardly claim to have been one of his country’s downtrodden: rather, he was on the fringes of its elite. Guzmán’s movement was every bit as millenarian as bin Laden’s. More than any other factor, unbounded egotism drove both men, a fear of personal insignificance. You can’t inscribe yourself on world history by writing about Kant (Guzmán) or by continuing daddy’s construction business (bin Laden).

Of course, Guzmán was caught (and not killed) by the armed forces of the country where he was hiding, not by those of a foreign power. Nor was his millenarian movement in practice quite as multi-national as al-Qaida’s, though it had forged links with the PKK of Turkey and had ambitions every bit as great — and ridiculous — as al-Qaida’s. More importantly, the Shining Path’s collapse was almost total after Guzmán’s capture, thanks to the fanatical personality cult he had engendered and encouraged; no such collapse of al-Qaida, unfortunately, is likely now that bin Laden is dead.

But the parallels remain. Anyone who reads one of the formative intellectual influences on bin Laden, Sayyid Qutb, will be struck by how much he appears to be reading a mildly theologized Lenin or even Nechaev, the ruthless nineteenth-century Russian psychopath. Qutb is distinctly this-worldly, more exercised by politics than by the state of his, or anyone else’s, soul. He pours secular hatreds into a theological vessel; and in a way, bin Laden’s appearance bore this connection out. He was half Mohammed, half flak jacket and AK-47. It was a toxic combination.

Half of Detroit is functionally illiterate

Thursday, May 5th, 2011

According to a new report from the Detroit Regional Workforce Fund, 47 percent of Detroiters are functionally illiterate. The fund’s director, Karen Tyler-Ruiz, explains:

“Not able to fill out basic forms, for getting a job — those types of basic everyday (things). Reading a prescription; what’s on the bottle, how many you should take… just your basic everyday tasks,” she said.

“I don’t really know how they get by, but they do. Are they getting by well? Well, that’s another question,” Tyler-Ruiz said.

Some of the Detroit suburbs also have high numbers of functionally illiterate: 34 percent in Pontiac and 24 percent in Southfield.

“For other major urban areas, we are a little bit on the high side… We compare, slightly higher, to Washington D.C.’s urban population, in certain ZIP codes in Washington D.C. and in Cleveland,” she said.

The article neglects to mention what we might delicately call demographics.

A Department of Labor study from 1999 points out the importance of looking at tested skills, like functional literacy, rather than years of education:

The distinction between skill and education may explain part of the wage erosion among workers with low levels of formal education. Older cohorts of the population were much less likely to have graduated high school than younger cohorts. Of those born in the years 1938 to 1943, only about 76 percent graduated high school; of those born between 1973 and 1978, 88 percent had graduated high school. Put another way, dropouts in an earlier period were a much more common phenomenon; the typical dropout was at about the 12th percentile of the educational distribution. Today, dropouts are only at the 6th percentile.

If literacy level is an independent dimension of skill, then today’s dropouts, who represent more of the bottom tail of the distribution, might exhibit less skill than comparable dropouts 30 years ago. One study found that taking account of the changing rankings of those without a college education explains some of the deterioration of earnings of workers with less formal education (Rosenbaum, 1998).

If we may return to the topic of demographics, the study has an important finding to share:

Taking account of education and functional literacy sharply reduces the measured impact of race on employment and low wage status. The size of the measured employment and wage disadvantages that can be directly attributed to race and Hispanic depends a great deal on the inclusion of education and literacy indicators. When we control only for age, region, marital status, health status, and immigrant status, the effect of the variable representing an individual status as black reduces employment rates by 6.9 percentage points and raises the incidence of low wages (among the employed) by 10 percentage points. After controlling for education but not literacy differences across individuals, the effects of race falls to a 4.8 point reduction in employment and 3.7 point increase in low wage status. Adding the functional literacy variables lowers the employment effect by a further one-third (to 3.2 points) and diminishes the wage effect to by over two-thirds (to 1.1 points).

Double-Digit Inflation Is Back

Thursday, May 5th, 2011

Double-digit inflation is back, Niall Ferguson says:

And the reason the CPI is losing credibility is that, as economist John Williams tirelessly points out, it’s a bogus index. The way inflation is calculated by the Bureau of Labor Statistics has been “improved” 24 times since 1978. If the old methods were still used, the CPI would actually be 10 percent. Yes, folks, double-digit inflation is back. Pretty soon you’ll be able to figure out the real inflation rate just by moving the decimal point in the core CPI one place to the right.

3-D Transistors

Wednesday, May 4th, 2011

I didn’t realize that 3-D transistors were just going into production:

The traditional “flat” two-dimensional planar gate is replaced with an incredibly thin three-dimensional silicon fin that rises up vertically from the silicon substrate. Control of current is accomplished by implementing a gate on each of the three sides of the fin – two on each side and one across the top — rather than just one on top, as is the case with the 2-D planar transistor. The additional control enables as much transistor current flowing as possible when the transistor is in the “on” state (for performance), and as close to zero as possible when it is in the “off” state (to minimize power), and enables the transistor to switch very quickly between the two states (again, for performance).

Just as skyscrapers let urban planners optimize available space by building upward, Intel’s 3-D Tri-Gate transistor structure provides a way to manage density. Since these fins are vertical in nature, transistors can be packed closer together, a critical component to the technological and economic benefits of Moore’s Law. For future generations, designers also have the ability to continue growing the height of the fins to get even more performance and energy-efficiency gains.

Wall Street’s Cult Calculator Turns 30

Wednesday, May 4th, 2011

Wall Street’s cult calculator, the HP 12c financial calculator, turns 30 years old:

Sales of the device, which debuted in 1981, haven’t slipped even after its manufacturer, Hewlett-Packard Co., introduced more-advanced devices or even, two years ago, a 12c iPhone application, which replicates all the calculator’s functions, the company says.

“Once you learned it on the 12c, there was no need to change,” says David Carter, chief investment officer of New York wealth-management firm Lenox Advisors, who has owned his 12c for 22 years and still keeps it on his desk. “It’s not like the math was changing.”
Thirty years after the launch of the 12c, it’s still commonplace for financial analysts filing into a conference room to set down their calculators next to their papers and cellphones.

Indeed, the 12c, which costs $70 on H-P’s website, is H-P’s best-selling calculator of all time, though the company won’t reveal how many units it has sold over the years. (A standard calculator costs about $10.) Its chief competitor is Texas Instruments’ $28 BA II Plus, which is the only other calculator test-takers are permitted to use on the official CFA exam.

The 12c is slim, black and gold, and rectangular, just over five inches wide by three inches high. It runs on an unconventional operating system called “Reverse Polish Notation,” which eschews parentheses and equal signs in an effort to run long calculations more efficiently.

That may be one reason users are reluctant to switch. “I’ve become so addicted to it that I am unable to use the iPhone calculator correctly,” says John Lynch, chief equity strategist at Wells Fargo Funds Management Group in Charlotte, N.C.

It’s also built like a tank:

To test the 12c’s durability, engineers practiced dropping it onto concrete floors, says Dennis Harms, who led the original 12c design team and still works at H-P. “I’ve heard stories of them surviving snowblowers,” he says.

Competing visions of “Never Again”

Wednesday, May 4th, 2011

After World War II, many Jews adopted Never Again as their rallying cry, but, Caroline Glick reminds us, they didn’t all share the same vision for what the slogan meant:

It fell to the leaders of the Jewish people to conceive the means to prevent a recurrence of the Holocaust.

These leaders came up with two very different strategies for protecting Jews from genocide, and their followers formed separate camps. Whereas in the early years, the separate positions appeared to complement each other, since the 1970s the gulf between them has grown ever wider. Indeed, many of the divisions in world Jewry today originate in this post-Holocaust policy divide.

The first strategy was based on international law and human rights. Its champions argued that the reason the Allies didn’t save the Jews was because the laws enjoining the Allies to rescue us on the one hand, and prohibiting the Nazis from killing us on the other were insufficiently strong. If they could promulgate a new global regime of international humanitarian law, they believed they could force governments to rise above their hatreds and the shackles of their narrow-minded national interests to save innocents from slaughter. Not only would their vision protect the Jews, it would protect everyone.

The Jews who subscribed to the human-rights strategy for preventing another Holocaust were the architects of the United Nations, the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, the 1949 Geneva Conventions and the Genocide Convention. They were the founders of the international human rights regime that now dominates so much of Western discourse on war and peace.

Unfortunately, the institutions these idealistic Jews designed have been corrupted by political forces they had hoped to defeat.

Consequently, the international human-rights regime they created has failed completely to accomplish what they hoped it would accomplish. Instead, the regime they created to protect the Jews is now a key weapon in the political war being waged against them.
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Particularly annoying to these human-rights followers is the stunning success of the other post-Holocaust Jewish strategy for giving meaning to the slogan “Never Again.”

That policy is Zionism.

Zionism doesn’t concern itself with how people ought to behave, but with what they are capable of doing. Zionists understand that people are an amalgamation of passions and interests. The Holocaust was able to occur because the only people with a permanent passion and interest in defending the Jews are the Jews. And when the Nazis rose to power, the Jews were homeless and powerless.

Jews who embrace the human-rights approach criticize Zionism’s vision as lonely and militaristic. What they fail to recognize is that every successful nation depends on itself, and lives by the sword.

Only those who deter aggressors are capable of attracting allies. No one will stand with a nation that will not stand up for itself.

(Hat tip to Jonathan at Chicago Boyz.)

Hidden Workshops in Misurata

Wednesday, May 4th, 2011

Libyan rebels are welding armor onto trucks and modifying captured weapons from their hidden workshops in Misurata, C.J. Chivers (The Gun) reports:

Around Mr. Shirksy were the assignments of the day — four civilian pickup trucks in various states of conversion to fighting machines. There was also a pair of long sawhorses serving as a workstation for modifying heavy machine guns.

Here Omar el-Saghier, 30, puzzled over a .50-caliber machine gun that had no manual trigger. Asked what kind of machine gun he was working on (it appeared to be an FN Herstal M3M, designed for aircraft), he allowed himself a smile and answered in English.

“I don’t know, exactly,” he said.

But Mr. Saghier had figured out how to make it work. And by using a set of machinist’s tools and scraps and sheets of steel, he was midway through designing and creating a custom trigger, so that this weapon might be fired by a man standing at a turret in the back of a pickup truck.

Another team beside him was making a rotating pedestal mount for the weapon. A third team was fitting a set of metal plates to the truck that would, before the day’s end, become part of the rebels’ fleet.

These armor-clad gun trucks, typically painted black and often with their taillights and turn signals removed or painted over so they are more difficult to spot, are the signature weapon of the Misurata rebels.

An American munitions-expert, looking at photos of their modified RPG warheads, was not impressed:

“Nice initiative on his part, but I think they’ll be nose-heavy and will literally nose-dive into the ground,” the specialist wrote back.

He added, upon seeing images of the explosives taken from captured shells, that visitors should “steer clear of this dude’s shop.”

McRaven’s Plan

Wednesday, May 4th, 2011

The New York Times piece on the Osama bin Laden operation mentions the final strike’s planner:

In February, Mr. Panetta called Vice Adm. William H. McRaven, commander of the Pentagon’s Joint Special Operations Command, to C.I.A. headquarters in Langley, Va., to give him details about the compound and to begin planning a military strike.

Admiral McRaven, a veteran of the covert world who had written a book on American Special Operations, spent weeks working with the C.I.A. on the operation, and came up with three options: a helicopter assault using American commandos, a strike with B-2 bombers that would obliterate the compound, or a joint raid with Pakistani intelligence operatives who would be told about the mission hours before the launch.

As Spencer Ackerman of Wired notes, McRaven’s 1995 book, Spec Ops, lays out a theory of special operations:

“Brave men without good planning, preparation and leadership are cannon fodder in the face of defensive warfare.”

At the heart of all special operations is asymmetry. Operators attack “fortified positions,” confronting a superior force. It’s a recipe for being mowed down — unless you achieve what McRaven calls “relative superiority.” It’s a slippery concept, easy to identify after the fact and more difficult to isolate before or during a mission. Basically, it’s the point at which the commandos seize the advantage, leveraging their unique assets — “technology, training, intelligence, etc.” — to turn their opponents’ superior force into a disadvantage. It doesn’t guarantee victory; but not having it guarantees failure.

What’s individually necessary and jointly sufficient for success? According to McRaven: Keeping it simple. Keeping it secret. Rehearsing thoroughly. Surprising the enemy. Getting in and out quickly. And having a clear — and simple — purpose.

Counterintuitively, what’s needed for all of those to knit together into relative superiority is a small force. ”Because of their size,” McRaven writes, “it is difficult for large forces to develop a simple plan, keep their movements concealed, conduct detailed full-dress rehearsals (down to the individual soldier’s level), gain tactical surprise and speed on target, and motivate all the soldiers in the unit to a single tactical goal.” No wonder insurgents and special operators understand each other.

The longer the attack takes, the more it risks failing.

McRaven’s book collects case studies of special operations, mostly from WWII, but two from the post-war era, including the Israelis’ 1976 liberation of hostages on board a hijacked Air France flight in Entebbe, Uganda:

Israel had to secretly insert commandos, from the air, into a guarded airport terminal packed with civilians to neutralize ten (it turned out to be seven) terrorists, after crossing an airfield peppered with untrustworthy Ugandan sentries. The famed Sayeret Matkal rehearsed tirelessly for 18 hours, reduced the number of men on the mission, and relied on freed hostages for an understanding of where the terrorists were. When the operation occurred, Israeli commandos darted “from room to room in search of terrorists,” despite the mortal wounding of their commander, Lt. Col. Jonathan Netanyahu. While three hostages died, the Israelis killed the terrorists, several Ugandan guards and extracted the remaining passengers onto C-130s in under two hours.

You can practically hear McRaven preparing for Abbottabad in his book’s praise for Entebbe. “During the execution phase, the Israelis gained surprise by using boldness and deception to momentarily confuse the Ugandans, and by moving quickly on the target, they were able to secure the hostages within three minutes of landing at Entebbe,” McRaven writes. “Throughout the three phases, the purpose of the operation was emphasized again and again, and it meant not only the rescue of the hostages, but the honor and respect of the state of Israel.”

Compare that with Abbottabad. Restoring the honor of a country vexed by a terrorist who’d escaped its grasp a decade earlier? Check. A simple plan with a clear purpose? Check — kill or capture bin Laden. Secrecy? Most of the U.S. government didn’t even know, let alone the Pakistanis. Thorough rehearsal? At Bagram Air Field, the SEALs practiced on a model of the compound they built. Surprise? Most definitely. Speed? The whole thing was over in 40 minutes. No wonder: McRaven designed the plan.

Empathy

Tuesday, May 3rd, 2011

The “English” word empathy was coined in 1909 by E.B. Titchener as an attempt to translate the german word Einfühlungsvermögen — which was later retranslated into German as Empathie:

The English word is derived from the Greek word empatheia, “physical affection, passion, partiality” which comes from en, “in, at” + pathos, “passion” or “suffering”.

The term was adapted by Hermann Lotze and Robert Vischer to create the German word Einfühlung (“feeling into”), which was translated by Edward B. Titchener into the English term empathy.

A Different Take on Empathy

Tuesday, May 3rd, 2011

Ryan Holiday presents a different take on empathy:

There was a moment in the Civil War where Ulysses S Grant found his legs. Although he’d had experienced leading men into battle during the Mexican-American war, part of his early stumbles can be explained by fear. Or, at least, the anxiety that comes along with being uncertain of yourself. In July of 1861 he was sent to break up a notorious group of guerillas led by Gen. Tom Harris. Grant hemmed and hawed in his mind — it wasn’t the fighting, it was the fighting as a colonel. If there was some way he could be the lieutenant-colonel, he later wrote, and someone else could be the colonel he’d have been fine.

And so, racked with misapprehension, he marched his men on their mission. But when he arrived at the Harris’ camp it was empty. They enemy had left, knowing Grant was coming. Grant changed in this instant. His fears disappeared and did not return. Grant wrote later in his memoirs “it occurred to me at once that Harris had been as much afraid of me as I had been of him… from that event to the close of the war… I never forgot that the enemy has as much reason to fear my forces as I had his.”

It’s probably a strange take on this, but such a realization — the power you have over your opponent — is deeply connected with empathy. It’s understanding and acknowledging that there is a world outside your predominant emotions. And that this is a logical world, one that is ripe with people who feel what you feel not because you are special and came to it first but because we are all the same. In a perverted way, it’s very hubristic to think only you would feel fear in this situation. It is to deny, essentially, the enemy a sense of personhood or self. It is to assume that your emotions matter and nothing else does — or rather, that they do not even exist.

One reason Holiday’s take is a different take is that most of us associate empathy with empathic concern, or sympathy. But a general, or common soldier, or competitive athlete, must divorce empathy from sympathy — and even invert it, using understanding to increase fear and pain.

A general like Grant had to learn this lesson in the middle of a war, and he presumably compartmentalized this compassion-less empathy, unleashing it only in his role as general. Juvenile delinquents learn it early and often and resort to it daily.

Cameron Schaefer, who recently read The Dead Hand, notes the lack of empathy between the US and USSR during the Cold War:

As I read about the escalating tensions between the United States and the Soviet Union, the thing that stood out most to me was how little each country understood about the other’s intentions despite the massive amounts of data and anlysis coming in daily from the various intelligence agencies. Each was convinced that the other side was morally unnmoved by the prospect of a nuclear war that would kill millions of civilians.

In short, many of the tensions and misunderstandings that characterized the Cold War were due to a lack of empathy. Neither side could imagine that their opponent may be very similar to themselves. It was far easier to imagine the adversary as an immoral monster, void of feeling and emotion and hell bent on destroying civilization. Of course there were great differences in ideology, but both sides were filled with humans just the same, or as Holiday put it to me in an e-mail, “…boring, timid, self-destructive, stupid, loyal, lonely, scared and all that less than glamorous but uniquely normal human activity.”

Of course, the Cold War is famous for the cold calculations of the “rational” game-theorists, who could bring more rigor to the problem than intuitively empathetic strategists.

What could be less empathetic than a mathematical model? And yet such rationalist models often provide more perspective than simple gut-checks, even if the players aren’t intentionally playing out rational strategies any more than pool players are consciously performing Newtonian calculations.

Why We Still Need the Marines

Tuesday, May 3rd, 2011

Mackubin Thomas Owens argues that we still need the Marines, because they’re not simply a second land army:

The current Marine Corps strategic concept envisions an expeditionary force in readiness capable of responding rapidly to the full range of crises and contingencies, primarily but not exclusively from the sea, with integrated and balanced air, ground and logistics teams. To this end, the Marines provide a responsive and scalable “middleweight” force that is light enough to get to where it is needed quickly but heavy enough — and with sufficient logistics support — to prevail against an adversary upon arrival.

Wait, why do we need the first land army, again?

I kid, I kid — but it certainly seems like land troops, troop transports, and close air support should all be integrated.

(Why do we have an Air Force, again?)

Laughably Ruritanian

Monday, May 2nd, 2011

Americans seemed, for the most part, delighted by the oh-so-English pomp and circumstance of the royal wedding, but Anomaly UK, a Brit, notes that pageantry is something Britain does exceptionally little of:

In the USA, every high school has a marching band, and public celebrations on the scale of a Royal Wedding are fixtures in the calendar, taking months of preparation every year. The New Year Tournament of Roses typically draws a live attendance of a million; the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade gets an annual TV audience not much smaller than the population of England. Attempts in Britain to hold comparable events are tiny, amateurish, and attract only bemusement from spectators.

English conservative Peter Hitchens was notably unimpressed with the whole thing:

Friday’s Royal parade was a dying gasp for the Monarchy, not a new beginning. This isn’t wishful thinking. I want the Crown to survive. But I do not think it can do so in a modern Britain that has turned its back on the ideas and habits that make a Monarchy possible.
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On the way back, the Life Guards (trained killers to a man) for some reason had to be escorted down the road by mounted police. Even Majesty must now be governed and pestered by the twin menaces of ‘security’ and ‘health and safety’.

The police, for once looking like servants of the people in their tunics and helmets, only reminded us how many of them there are and how rarely we see them, and also that on all other days of the year they slouch about in flat caps and stab vests.

The Edwardian braid and sashes worn by Princes and Dukes emphasised that our Armed Forces are shrunken remnants — lots of big hats, not many planes, ships or soldiers. Never have they looked so laughably Ruritanian.

Inside the Abbey, it was obvious that most of those present, though they are our educated elite, feel awkward in church and do not know the words of what were once familiar hymns. And even on the 400th anniversary of the majestic, poetic and powerful King James Bible, we had to endure a lesson (sorry, a reading) from some flabby modern version.

The marriage service was, as it almost always is, tamed to remove the really dangerous, subversive bits. What? A wife obey her husband? He’ll be calling her ‘dear’ next.