One nation, purple or maybe plum, with goofiness for all

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2004

In One nation, purple or maybe plum, with goofiness for all, Dave Barry praises our American diversity:

And as Americans, we must ask ourselves: Are we really so different? Must we stereotype those who disagree with us? Do we truly believe that all red-state residents are ignorant racist fascist knuckle-dragging NASCAR-obsessed cousin-marrying roadkill-eating tobacco-juice-dribbling gun-fondling religious fanatic rednecks; or that all blue-state residents are godless unpatriotic pierced-nose Volvo-driving France-loving left-wing communist latte-sucking tofu-chomping holistic-wacko neurotic vegan weenie perverts?

Yes. This is called ‘diversity,’ and it is why we are such a great nation — a nation that has given the world both nuclear weapons and SpongeBob SquarePants.

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