Structural solutions

Monday, March 15th, 2004

Both Afghanistan and Iraq have been facing a fascinating problem: how do you devise a constitution that works?

I’m not shocked, but I am dismayed that there is almost no media coverage of the contents of Afghanistan’s constitution or Iraq’s interim constitution — no comparison of their constitutions to ours, to the EU’s proposed constitution, to the constitution we more or less wrote for Japan after World War II, nothing. Fortunately, Steven Den Beste analyzes Iraq’s constitution in Structural solutions:

I have been reading the Iraqi Constitution which was signed on Monday. It is not perfect by any means; there are aspects of it would could conceivably lead to trouble later. But taken as a whole I think it is an astounding piece of work, subtle and powerful and extremely well crafted.

For Orlando Soto, No Day Is Complete Without Some Spam

Monday, March 15th, 2004

You know they have to exist, the people who respond to “spam” e-mail offers, but you can’t imagine who they are. For Orlando Soto, No Day Is Complete Without Some Spam profiles one such spam-fan:

Mr. Soto used to haunt rummage sales, thrift shops and flea markets, but he hurt his back in the mid-1990s, so he turned to the Internet. He became an eBay devotee, staying up late to bid on software, self-help business tapes and other items. Soon he began buying via spam as well. “I was never anti,” he said. “It’s like a chase, a treasure hunt.”

Eventually, spam prompted Mr. Soto to dabble in Internet entrepreneurship himself. He’s bought fancy knives, leather jackets, stuffed animals, party supplies and software, all via spam, and then created Web sites to sell the items at a profit — a skill he learned from another piece of spam. Mr. Soto says he also has bought some adult DVDs and videos via spam, but never got around to marketing them. He says he purchased two pornography Web sites, again via spam, and ran them for a while, but then he decided they weren’t worth the trouble and disabled them. Likewise, he says he procured some provocative domain names via spam. In the past, Mr. Soto says he has sent out spam himself, but he doesn’t any more for fear of the increasing multitude of federal and state spam regulations now on the books.

Mr. Soto says he has made very little money on these spam-inspired business ventures. “I wish I did,” he says, adding that he doesn’t have time to design all the Web sites required to resell stuff. “I buy it and then three weeks later it sits there,” he concedes. “I do a lot of impulse buys.”

But it’s the bargains that keep him devouring spam, including a $150 metal detector he recently bought. Good spam, he says, leaves him feeling blessed and telling himself, “I can’t believe this really came.”

If You Want to Protect A Security Secret, Make Sure It’s Public

Monday, March 15th, 2004

“Joan Daemen and Vincent Rijmen, two Belgian mathematicians, won a U.S.-sponsored global competition in 2000 to design the encryption system that will henceforth encode the secret communications of the U.S. government,” the Wall Street Journal reports.

Any credible encryption scheme is tested publically, unlike many of the proprietary electronic-voting systems pushed after the Florida voting debacle:

Proprietary balloting software leaked by corporate insiders has been discovered by outside evaluators to be full of security holes. Thus, the good folks working to guarantee secret ballots should learn something from the people who work to guarantee secret messages. They never trust anyone who says “trust us.”

The basic approach in modern cryptography is to keep the pattern of your specific key a secret, but not to worry if the overall design of your lock gets out. It’s called Kerckhoffs’ Principle, after Auguste Kerckhoffs, a 19th-century cryptographer who, like Messrs. Daemen and Rijmen, was Flemish. He listed six guidelines for a reliable encryption system. No. 2 was, ‘It must not be required to be secret, and it must be able to fall into the hands of the enemy without inconvenience.’

The idea is counterintuitive, and for most of the long history of secret codes, it was ignored. But with the rise of computer-assisted cryptography in the past 50 years or so, there has been a sea change in the working assumptions of cryptographers. Now, ‘you can’t get good cryptography by designing in secret,’ says Whitfield Diffie, co-inventor of the ‘public key’ encryption system that revolutionized the field, and currently chief security officer at Sun Microsystems.

WSJ.com – Blogs Grow Up: Ads on the Sites Are Taking Off

Monday, March 15th, 2004

It looks like blogs are starting to make money — through advertising, of course. From WSJ.com – Blogs Grow Up: Ads on the Sites Are Taking Off:

One of America’s newest congressmen may owe his seat to blogs.

A few weeks before a special election last month, the campaign manager for Kentucky Democrat Ben Chandler bought $2,000 in ads on these Web sites. It was a risky move. Blogs are personal, diary-like Web pages that are usually devoted to a particular topic, and often have a decidedly sharp point of view.

While all the rage among Webheads, blogs are largely untested for advertising. In fact, Mark Nickolas, the campaign manager for Rep. Chandler, planned to reimburse the campaign from his own salary if the ads didn’t work out.

He didn’t have to worry: The ads ended up raising nearly $80,000 in contributions, enough to pay for a torrent of TV commercials and newspaper ads that helped propel the candidate to victory.

“Thanks to the blog ads, we bought every available spot [on local TV stations] and we still had money left,” says Mr. Nickolas.

The Chandler campaign is evidence of the latest step in the evolution of the Internet. Blogs, once derided as solipsistic exercises by self-important nobodies, are starting to go commercial as their readership grows.

Yahoo! News – Army List Targets Minorities, Magicians

Thursday, March 11th, 2004

I’d like to point out that Turkey is one of the more modern, liberal states in the Muslim world. From Yahoo! News – Army List Targets Minorities, Magicians:

Turkey’s largest newspaper Hurriyet on Wednesday published a document from the army command asking for information on people who supported the European Union and the United States, as well as ‘the socially elite, members of artistic groups and children of wealthy families.’

Foreigners living in Turkey and ethnic minorities, including Circassians, Gypsies, Albanians and Bosnians, were on the list. Satanists, freemasons, sympathizers with U.S. white supremacists in the Ku Klux Klan and groups that meditate or congregate on the Internet were also targeted, Hurriyet said.

Even necromancers, or magicians who summon spirits from the dead, were included, the paper said. ‘Writers and thinkers who are working against Turkey’ were also to be investigated.

Oh, and Turkey’s army is one of the more modern elements of Turkish society:

The army has staged three coups since 1960 and sees itself as the ultimate guarantor of Turkey’s secular democracy.

Yahoo! News – Meat from Farm May Have Had Human Remains

Thursday, March 11th, 2004

I’m not in the mood for “the other white meat” after reading Yahoo! News – Meat from Farm May Have Had Human Remains:

Pork products processed and distributed from the farm of accused Canadian serial killer Robert Pickton may have contained human remains, police and health officials said on Wednesday.

Pickton raised and slaughtered pigs at the Port Coquitlam farm as a part-time occupation until his arrest at the property in February 2002, and police believe he gave or sold processed meat products to friends and acquaintances.

Pickton, 53, is awaiting trial in the killings of at least 22 of more than 60 missing Vancouver prostitutes who disappeared over the past decade and are feared to have been murdered at the dilapidated farm 20 miles east of Vancouver.

I love the way the government representative frames it:

“Given the state of the farm, and what we know about the investigation, we cannot rule out the possibility that cross-contamination may have occurred,” B.C. provincial Health Officer Perry Kendall told reporters in Victoria.

We cannot rule out the possibility that cross-contamination may have occurred.

Officials stressed that the farm’s pig slaughtering operation was not officially licensed and he did not sell processed meat to retail outlets

Well, that‘s good news.

Cousins, Age 70 and 85, Die in Pistol Duel

Thursday, March 11th, 2004

I don’t expect to hear about pistol duels in this day and age, and I certainly don’t expect that kind of behavior from senior citizens. From Cousins, Age 70 and 85, Die in Pistol Duel:

Two Mexican peasant farmers, cousins age 70 and 85, argued for years over water rights and finally faced off in an old-fashioned pistol duel that killed both, a judicial official said Wednesday.

Manuel Orozco and Candelario Orozco, who were also brothers-in-law, shot each other dead in the middle of a field Monday night in the western state of Jalisco.

Their bodies were found only 11 feet apart with one fatal bullet wound each and two pistols lying nearby.

“Initial investigations are along the lines that it was a duel because of family problems,” said Jose Ramirez, spokesman for the Jalisco state prosecutor’s office.

Manuel, 70, fired a .45 caliber Colt pistol and his 85-year-old cousin was packing a .22 caliber pistol.

Two questions: (1) Who holds a pistol duel at a distance of 11 feet? (2) Who shows up to a pistol duel with a .22?

Robotic Legs Could Produce Super Troops

Thursday, March 11th, 2004

Robotic Legs Could Produce Super Troops reports on a DARPA-funded project, BLEEX, the Berkeley Lower Extremities Exoskeleton:

The exoskeleton consists of a pair of mechanical metal leg braces that include a power unit and a backpack-like frame. The braces are attached to a modified pair of Army boots and are also connected, although less rigidly, to the user’s legs.

More than 40 sensors and hydraulic mechanisms function like a human nervous system, constantly calculating how to distribute the weight being borne and create a minimal load for the wearer.

“There is no joystick, no keyboard, no push button to drive the device,” says Kazerooni, a professor of mechanical engineering. “The pilot becomes an integral part of the exoskeleton.”

In lab experiments, says Kazerooni, testers have walked around in the 100-pound exoskeleton plus a 70-pound backpack and felt as if they were carrying just five pounds.

Iraq War Amputees Get New Limbs, New Life

Monday, March 8th, 2004

Iraq War Amputees Get New Limbs, New Life describes the work performed at Washington’s Walter Reed Army Medical Center:

When they arrive, a team of 15 specialists, from surgeons to psychiatrists, start the rebuilding process. After the physical wound heals, the next stop for the patient is the prosthesis laboratory for the delicate process of fitting the new leg or arm.

Cutting-edge computer imaging is used to make the plastic socket that attaches the new limb to the body. The soldiers then are fitted with top-of-the-line artificial legs and arms.

The legs, made of graphite and titanium, are battery-powered prosthetics with built-in microprocessors to improve control of the swing motion, making it more stable than previous artificial legs, said Joseph Miller, a clinical and research prosthetist at the hospital.

One of the newer products — the “C-leg” — has computerized sensors that can read the strain applied to the leg 50 times a second, then make superfast adjustments to the user’s stride to allow the leg to adapt quickly to different walking speeds.

Prosthetic arms have microprocessors, too, with myoelectric hands that can open and close with swifter, sharper movements that help amputees grab and grip as a normal hand would. The high-tech hands also look much more natural.

Each arm or leg can cost up to $100,000.

I was expecting closer to $6 million… (OK, sorry.)

Witchcraft, Capitalism Hit Mexican Town

Monday, March 8th, 2004

I find myself somewhere between horrified and amused. From Witchcraft, Capitalism Hit Mexican Town:

The witchcraft business is thriving like never before in this town [Catemaco] in southeastern Mexico, as Internet marketing and media-savvy shamans hitch centuries-old tradition to modern commercialism

As the traditional March witching season beings, visitors from across the country are descending on Catemaco to find “brujos” — witches [masculine] — to help them secure lovers, bring down enemies and even cement pacts with the devil.

The first Friday in March marks the most potent day of the year for performing black and white magic. Though the reasoning is a little fuzzy, the date may be related to the arrival of spring, said anthropologist Felix Baez.

This week, clients filled the office of professional witch doctor Luis Mathen and spilled out on the sidewalk in this lakeside town 275 miles southeast of Mexico City.

Ricardo Aguiles, 34, said he felt at peace after Marthen freed him from evil that he blamed for the failure of his computer repair shop.

The evil that he blamed for the failure of his computer repair shop? Sigh.

Maria Garcia, 33, said she believed the witch could help her control her wayward husband, while her father, Jose Garcia, was seeking alleviation from aches and pains.

“This is called science,” Marthen said while preparing the potions, amulets and accessories for a day of witchcraft. “Faith and science.”

Science? Faith and science? There really is a whole population to whom science is nothing but another source of inexplicable power. Sigh.

Witchcraft has inhabited Catemaco for centuries, according to Baez. The tradition is rooted in medieval practices brought by the Spanish that were mixed with indigenous customs and influenced by black slaves who worked in the area’s sugar cane plantations.

Media interest since the 1980s has fed the town’s fame, turning it into a veritable capital of spellcasting.

In less than a generation, the number of witches in Catemaco has risen from a handful to well over 100, and townspeople say it is still rising.

Today young men on bicycles accost visitors immediately when they get here, eager to lead arrivals to a witch and earn a commission.

That last bit sure sounds like Mexico.

A journey through genocide

Monday, March 8th, 2004

In A Journey Through Genocide, John Pilger discusses a new documentary, S21: The Khmer Rouge Killing Machine. He starts by describing Cambodia in the summer of 1979, in the wake of Pol Pot’s genocidal regime:

In the silent, grey humidity, Phnom Penh, the size of Manchester, was like a city that had sustained a nuclear cataclysm which had spared only the buildings. Houses, flats, offices, schools, hotels stood empty and open, as if vacated that day. Personal possessions lay trampled on a path; traffic lights were jammed on red. There was almost no power, and no water to drink. At the railway station, trains stood empty at various stages of interrupted departure. Several carriages had been set on fire and contained bodies on top of each other.

When the afternoon monsoon broke, the gutters were suddenly awash with paper; but this was money. The streets ran with money, much of it new and unused banknotes whose source, the National Bank of Cambodia, had been blown up by the Khmer Rouge as they retreated before the Vietnamese army. Inside, a pair of broken spectacles rested on an open ledger; I slipped and fell hard on a floor brittle with coins. Money was everywhere. In an abandoned Esso station, an old woman and three emaciated children squatted around a pot containing a mixture of roots and leaves, which bubbled over a fire fuelled with paper money: thousands of snapping, crackling riel, brand-new from the De La Rue company in London.

With tiny swifts rising and falling almost to the ground the only movement, I walked along a narrow dirt road at the end of which was a former primary school called Tuol Sleng. During the Pol Pot years it was run by a kind of gestapo, “S21″, which divided the classrooms into a “torture unit” and an “interrogation unit”. I found blood and tufts of hair still on the floor, where people had been mutilated on iron beds. Some 17,000 inmates had died a kind of slow death here: a fact not difficult to confirm because the killers photographed their victims before and after they tortured and killed them at mass graves on the edge of the city. Names and ages, height and weight were recorded. One room was filled to the ceiling with victims’ clothes and shoes, including those of many children.

Unlike Belsen or Auschwitz, Tuol Sleng was primarily a political death centre. Leading members of the Khmer Rouge movement, including those who formed an early resistance to Pol Pot, were murdered here, usually after “confessing” that they had worked for the CIA, the KGB, Hanoi: anything that would satisfy the residing paranoia. Whole families were confined in small cells, fettered to a single iron bar. Some slept naked on the stone floor. On a school blackboard was written:

1. Speaking is absolutely forbidden.
2. Before doing something, the authorisation of the warden must be obtained.

“Doing something” might mean only changing position in the cell, and the transgressor would receive 20 to 30 strokes with a whip. Latrines were small ammunition boxes labelled “Made in USA”. For upsetting a box of excrement the punishment was licking the floor with your tongue, torture or death, or all three.

Gruesome.

At the end of his article, Pilger makes a rather fantastic claim:

The genocide in Cambodia did not begin on April 17 1975, “Year Zero”. It began more than five years earlier when American bombers killed an estimated 600,000 Cambodians. Phosphorous and cluster bombs, napalm and dump bombs that left vast craters were dropped on a neutral country of peasant people and straw huts. In one six-month period in 1973, more tons of American bombs were dropped on Cambodia than were dropped on Japan during the second world war: the equivalent of five Hiroshimas. The regime of Richard Nixon and Henry Kissinger did this, secretly and illegally.

Nixon and Kissinger killed 600,000 Cambodians? Secrectly?

In God’s Country

Monday, March 8th, 2004

Tim Cavanaugh opens his review of The Atheist: Madalyn Murray O?Hair, In God?s Country, with some amusing tidbits from his Catholic education:

Before the U.S. Constitution, before long division, before sentence diagramming, the teachers at Blessed Sacrament School made sure I absorbed three lessons: that John F. Kennedy, America?s greatest president, had been a Roman Catholic; that my left-handedness, a condition barely removed from mental retardation, would prevent me from ever achieving the sumptuously rounded, deftly tilting style of penmanship necessary for success in adulthood; and that Madalyn Murray O?Hair was, quite justly, the most hated woman in America.

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

Monday, March 8th, 2004

Yesterday, I noticed that Beyond the Valley of the Dolls was playing on IFC — and since I knew that Roger Ebert wrote the screenplay, I had to finally watch it. Ebert’s own quasi-review, “written for Film Comment magazine on the occasion of the movie’s 10th anniversary in 1980″ expresses my feelings fairly well:

Remembered after 10 years, ‘Beyond the Valley of the Dolls’ seems more and more like a movie that got made by accident when the lunatics took over the asylum.

If you’ve ever watched it — or tried to watch it — you’ve probably asked, how did this get made? Ebert explains:

At the time Russ Meyer and I were working on BVD I didn’t really understand how unusual the project was. But in hindsight I can recognize that the conditions of its making were almost miraculous. An independent X-rated filmmaker and an inexperienced screenwriter were brought into a major studio and given carte blanche to turn out a satire of one of the studio’s own hits. And BVD was made at a time when the studio’s own fortunes were so low that the movie was seen almost fatalistically, as a gamble that none of the studio executives really wanted to think about, so that there was a minimum of supervision (or even cognizance) from the Front Office.

We wrote the screenplay in six weeks flat, laughing maniacally from time to time, and then the movie was made.

In some sense, Meyer’s vision comes through:

Meyer wanted everything in the screenplay except the kitchen sink. The movie, he theorized, should simultaneously be a satire, a serious melodrama, a rock musical, a comedy, a violent exploitation picture, a skin flick and a moralistic expose (so soon after the Sharon Tate murders) of what the opening crawl called “the oft-times nightmarish world of Show Business.”

Ebert did seem unusually prescient in one respect:

The character of teenage rock tycoon Ronnie “Z-Man” Barzell, for example, was supposed to be “inspired” by Phil Spector — but neither Meyer nor I had ever met Spector.

Z-Man goes on a murderous killing spree at the end of the movie — a few decades before the real Phil Spector.

Before that spree, the movie’s almost unwatchable. In fact, I stopped watching it and came back later, when things more than picked up:

But the last hour has a real kinetic energy, and the scenes beginning with Z-Man’s psychedelic orgy and ending with his death are, I must say on Meyer’s behalf, as exciting, terrifying and dynamic as any such sequence I can remember. That stretch of BVD is pure cinema, combining shameless melodrama, highly charged images of violence, sledgehammer editing and musical overkill. It works.

Ebert hardly mentions the awful, awful epilogue, with it’s not-quite-funny moral message, shared with us via voice-over.

Passion in the Desert

Saturday, March 6th, 2004

For a while now, the Independent Film Channel has been holding “Samurai Saturdays” — so, naturally, I’ve been watching IFC most Saturdays. Today I turned on IFC and immediately found myself fascinated by the image of a Napoleonic soldier, by a fire, in a cave…with a leopard. It turns out I was watching Passion in the Desert, based on the short story, A Passion in the Desert, by Honoré de Balzac.

When the movie moved outside the cave, I thought, that looks an awful lot like Petra, Lost City of Stone — which I recognized from the American Museum of Natural History exhibit I visited a few weeks ago. Then, a few scenes later, I thought, that looks an awful lot like Arizona. It turns out the movie was filmed on location in Petra, Jordon, and Moab, Utah. (The story itself takes place in Egypt, by the way.)

I mentioned a leopard earlier, and I should emphasize that the leopard interacts with the soldier a lot. From the production notes:

While in most films with wild cats the actors and animals appear together on screen, they never make physical contact. In Passion in the Desert, however, not only do man and beast touch, but the animal involved is the least predictable of all the big cats, with a short attention span, a deadly burst of speed and great sensitivity to change. As the film’s animal trainer Rick Glassey states, “We didn’t hold back on the information that leopards can do major damage and the fact that they don’t care whether or not you’re afraid of them. In the wrong circumstances, they’ll kill you anyway.”

Currier’s best chance was to use animals who had been raised for the job from birth, so in 1992 she selected veteran animal handler Glassey to buy suitable cubs, raise them and train them. By the time shooting began, twin three-year-olds Mowgli and Bagheera, along with younger sister Akela, were as accustomed to their human companions as could be hoped for.

The film came out in 1997. In 1992 they started raising cubs for the movie. Wow.

WSJ.com – A Historian’s Take on Islam Steers U.S. in Terrorism Fight

Saturday, March 6th, 2004

It’s too bad Bernard Lewis’s writing isn’t always as punchy as this anecdote from WSJ.com – A Historian’s Take on Islam Steers U.S. in Terrorism Fight:

Bernard Lewis often tells audiences about an encounter he once had in Jordan. The Princeton University historian, author of more than 20 books on Islam and the Middle East, says he was chatting with Arab friends in Amman when one of them trotted out an argument familiar in that part of the world.

‘We have time, we can wait,’ he quotes the Jordanian as saying. ‘We got rid of the Crusaders. We got rid of the Turks. We’ll get rid of the Jews.’

Hearing this claim ‘one too many times,’ Mr. Lewis says, he politely shot back, ‘Excuse me, but you’ve got your history wrong. The Turks got rid of the Crusaders. The British got rid of the Turks. The Jews got rid of the British. I wonder who is coming here next.’

Another great bit:

“The question people are asking is why they hate us. That’s the wrong question,” said Mr. Lewis on C-SPAN shortly after the Sept. 11 attacks. “In a sense, they’ve been hating us for centuries, and it’s very natural that they should. You have this millennial rivalry between two world religions, and now, from their point of view, the wrong one seems to be winning.”

He continued: “More generally … you can’t be rich, strong, successful and loved, particularly by those who are not rich, not strong and not successful. So the hatred is something almost axiomatic. The question which we should be asking is why do they neither fear nor respect us?”