Your Chinese panda style is no match for my German dog-fu! Chinese police dog may teach pandas to fight:
Scientists in China may use a police dog to teach pandas to fight after the first artificially bred panda released into the wild was apparently killed after a battle with other animals, local media reported on Saturday.
That sounds hardcore, until you get to this part:
The pandas would learn how to protect themselves by observing the dog, increasing their chances of survival when they were eventually released into the mountainous wilds of the far western province of Sichuan.
You can’t learn to fight just by watching…