Police in Arizona Seek Monkey for SWAT Team

Tuesday, April 19th, 2005

Police in Arizona Seek Monkey for SWAT Team:

Truelove is spearheading the department’s request to purchase and train a capuchin monkey, considered the second smartest primate to the chimpanzee. The department is seeking about $100,000 in federal grant money to put the idea to use in Mesa SWAT operations.

The monkey, which costs $15,000, is what Truelove envisions as the ultimate SWAT reconnaissance tool.

Since 1979, capuchin monkeys have been trained to be companions for people who are quadriplegics by performing daily tasks, such as serving food, opening and closing doors, turning lights on and off, retrieving objects and brushing hair.

Truelove hopes the same training could prepare a monkey for special-ops intelligence.

Weighing only 3 to 8 pounds with tiny humanlike hands and puzzle-solving skills, Truelove said it could unlock doors, search buildings and find suicide victims on command. Dressed in a Kevlar vest, video camera and two-way radio, the small monkey would be able to get into places no officer or robot could go.

Monkey SWAT. The script practically writes itself.

Exceptional Whale Fossil Found in Egyptian Desert

Tuesday, April 19th, 2005

Exceptional Whale Fossil Found in Egyptian Desert:

An American paleontologist and a team of Egyptians have found the most nearly complete fossilized skeleton of the primitive whale Basilosaurus isis in Egypt’s Western Desert, a university spokesman said on Monday.

Philip Gingerich of the University of Michigan excavated the well-preserved skeleton, which is about 40 million years old, in a desert valley known as Wadi Hitan (the Valley of the Whales) southwest of Cairo, spokesman Karl Bates told Reuters.

Why, you might ask, is a primitive whale known as Basilosaurus?

Basilosaurus isis is one of the primitive whales known as archaeocetes, which evolved from land mammals and later evolved into the two types of modern whale.

But it looks like a giant sea snake and the paleontologists who found the first archaeocetes thought they were reptiles.

Handshakes Shunned as Marburg Virus Stalks Angola

Tuesday, April 19th, 2005

Handshakes Shunned as Marburg Virus Stalks Angola:

Bowing and curtsying have replaced handshakes and hugs in northern Angola as health workers battle a deadly viral outbreak that has killed 237 people and left victims too scared to go to hospital.

The Donald would approve. (Trump is germ-phobic and hates shaking hands.)

Laser Weapons In U.S. Sights

Tuesday, April 19th, 2005

According to Laser Weapons In U.S. Sights, we may have meaningful laser weapons within a decade or so:

Compared to the chemical lasers now in use by America’s military, solid-state lasers would be compact and efficient — perhaps running off the engine of an Army Humvee or an Air Force F-16.

Solid-state lasers would also be deadly. In a recent demonstration at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory — one of three sites of research on a solid-state laser — a test-fired laser emitted 400 pulses of light in two seconds, drilling through an inch of steel, the Tribune reported.

Once fully developed, the Tribune reports, solid-state lasers could shoot down mortars and artillery shells, explode ordnance in enemy depots and even wipe out ballistic missiles 500 miles away. They would strike with incredible speed and could be retargeted instantly.

Contrary to science fiction, the lasers will not be visible streams of light. Instead, targets will simply explode. Troops will not point and shoot lasers, because they will most likely have to react to dangers and targets moving too fast for a human response. Nor will lasers be holster-sized — the smallest to date is the size of a commercial jetliner.

The Roads to Serfdom

Monday, April 18th, 2005

In The Roads to Serfdom, Theodore Dalrymple cites Austrian Economist Hayek’s thoughts on collectivism and its moral consequences:

Hayek — with the perspective of a foreigner who had adopted England as his home — could perceive a further tendency that has become much more pronounced since then: “There is one aspect of the change in moral values brought about by the advance of collectivism which at the present time provides special food for thought. It is that the virtues which are held less and less in esteem and which consequently become rarer are precisely those on which the British people justly prided themselves and in which they were generally agreed to excel. The virtues possessed by the British people in a higher degree than most other people . . . were independence and self-reliance, individual initiative and local responsibility . . . non-interference with one’s neighbour and tolerance of the different and queer, respect for custom and tradition, and a healthy suspicion of power and authority.”

He might have added the sense of irony, and therefore of the inherent limitations of human existence, that was once so prevalent, and that once protected the British population from infatuation with utopian dreams and unrealistic expectations. And the virtues that Hayek saw in them — the virtues immortalized in the pages of Jane Austen and Charles Dickens — were precisely the virtues that my mother and her cousin also saw when they first arrived in Britain as refugees from Germany in 1938. Orwell saw (and valued) them, too, but unlike Hayek did not ask himself where they came from; he must have supposed that they were an indestructible national essence, distilled not from history but from geography.

Dalrymple’s main theme in his writing:

The state action that was supposed to lead to the elimination of Beveridge’s five giants of Want, Disease, Ignorance, Squalor, and Idleness has left many people in contemporary Britain with very little of importance to decide for themselves, even in their own private spheres. They are educated by the state (at least nominally), as are their children in turn; the state provides for them in old age and has made saving unnecessary or, in some cases, actually uneconomic; they are treated and cured by the state when they are ill; they are housed by the state, if they cannot otherwise afford decent housing. Their choices concern only sex and shopping.

No wonder that the British have changed in character, their sturdy independence replaced with passivity, querulousness, or even, at the lower reaches of society, a sullen resentment that not enough has been or is being done for them. For those at the bottom, such money as they receive is, in effect, pocket money, like the money children get from their parents, reserved for the satisfaction of whims. As a result, they are infantilized.

Decoded at last: the ‘classical holy grail’ that may rewrite the history of the world

Monday, April 18th, 2005

Decoded at last: the ‘classical holy grail’ that may rewrite the history of the world:

The papyrus fragments were discovered in historic dumps outside the Graeco-Egyptian town of Oxyrhynchus (‘city of the sharp-nosed fish’) in central Egypt at the end of the 19th century. Running to 400,000 fragments, stored in 800 boxes at Oxford’s Sackler Library, it is the biggest hoard of classical manuscripts in the world.

The previously unknown texts, read for the first time last week, include parts of a long-lost tragedy — the Epigonoi (‘Progeny’) by the 5th-century BC Greek playwright Sophocles; part of a lost novel by the 2nd-century Greek writer Lucian; unknown material by Euripides; mythological poetry by the 1st-century BC Greek poet Parthenios; work by the 7th-century BC poet Hesiod; and an epic poem by Archilochos, a 7th-century successor of Homer, describing events leading up to the Trojan War. Additional material from Hesiod, Euripides and Sophocles almost certainly await discovery.

Oxford academics have been working alongside infra-red specialists from Brigham Young University, Utah. Their operation is likely to increase the number of great literary works fully or partially surviving from the ancient Greek world by up to a fifth. It could easily double the surviving body of lesser work — the pulp fiction and sitcoms of the day.

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Since it was unearthed more than a century ago, the hoard of documents known as the Oxyrhynchus Papyri has fascinated classical scholars. There are 400,000 fragments, many containing text from the great writers of antiquity. But only a small proportion have been read so far. Many were illegible.

Now scientists are using multi-spectral imaging techniques developed from satellite technology to read the papyri at Oxford University’s Sackler Library. The fragments, preserved between sheets of glass, respond to the infra-red spectrum — ink invisible to the naked eye can be seen and photographed.

(Hat tip to Marginal Revolution.)

Lego Star Wars: The Game

Monday, April 18th, 2005

This is so very, very Wired. Lego Star Wars: The Game:

The unyielding Hollywood marketing juggernaut has given us dozens of games based on movies, and hundreds of toys based on movies. However, it takes George Lucas, the emperor of movie marketing, to give us Lego Star Wars, a video game based on a toy based on a trilogy based on an older, more popular trilogy.

If you love Lego toys, have a tolerance for the Star Wars prequels, enjoy video games, and won’t be psychologically scarred by seeing a small plastic figure in childbirth, then this may be the cross-marketing meta-product for you.

Surfer Fights Off Shark, Keeps Surfing

Monday, April 18th, 2005

I just don’t get sick of these shark-attack stories. From Surfer Fights Off Shark, Keeps Surfing:

A surfer in Australia fought off a seven-foot shark with his board — and kept on surfing, a lifeguard said.

Simon Letch returned to Sydney’s Bronte Beach 30 minutes after surviving the attack, despite the beach being closed because of the danger, lifeguard Aaron Graham said.

“He was pretty calm about it, very laid back,” said Graham, who was on the beach when the 40-year-old surfer rode his damaged board back in after the attack.

Letch was sitting on his board about 100 feet offshore when the shark attacked. He told a newspaper that he rammed the board, a recent 40th birthday present from his girlfriend, into the shark’s mouth. He said it was a bronze whaler.

“I shoved the board at it like a barge pole,” Sydney’s The Sunday Telegraph quoted him as saying.

He said the shark released the board and he quickly headed for shore.

“It was only about 10 or 15 seconds that I was waiting for a wave but it seemed like an eternity,” he told the newspaper. “You think you’d go to jelly when something like this happens but I was surprisingly calm.”

Nine Network television news reported that Letch is English.

The shark took two bites of the fiberglass board before stopping the attack, Graham told The Associated Press by telephone.

“‘There were two big puncture mark bites on the board, but it didn’t actually bite a hunk out of it so he was able to ride it in,” Graham said

He came back 30 minutes later to surf with a replacement board, Graham said.

Last month, a 20-foot great white shark tore a man in half, killing him instantly as he snorkeled off Australia’s west coast.

‘Mad Max’ Fans Arrested for Recreation

Monday, April 18th, 2005

We’re used to obsessive Star Wars and Star Trek fans, but other movies have their rabid fans too. From Mad Max” Fans Arrested for Recreation:

Eleven “Mad Max” fans armed with fake machine guns were arrested after they surrounded a tanker truck while making their way to a movie marathon in a theatrical convoy.

As the group headed to San Antonio on Saturday, police received several calls from drivers who reported a ‘militia’ surrounding a tanker truck.

Police charged nine people with obstruction of a highway and two others with possession of prohibited knives in addition to the obstruction charge.

One of the organizers, Chris Fenner, said the arrests were unfair. He said he didn’t know why anyone would have confused the costumed crew recreating a scene from “Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior” — set in a post-apocalyptic wasteland — with a real threat.

“I honestly don’t know how that could be, because ‘Road Warrior’ was so over the top,” he said.

The movie marathon was canceled after the arrests.

Veterans Want Skulls of Heroes Returned

Monday, April 18th, 2005

Ethiopian Veterans Want Skulls of Heroes Returned:

Ethiopian veterans demanded Sunday that Rome return heads severed from their fallen heroes by fascist Italian invaders in the 1930s, saying the expected return of an obelisk this week was not enough.

Worm Eggs Improve Bowel Disorder

Monday, April 18th, 2005

Leeches and maggots have their medical uses; why not intestinal worms? From Worm Eggs Improve Bowel Disorder:

Ingesting the eggs of Trichuris suis, an intestinal worm, appears to be a safe and effective treatment for active ulcerative colitis, new research shows.

Too much information:

Ulcerative colitis is a common inflammatory disease of the colon that causes bloody diarrhea and heightens the risk of colon cancer.

How do the worms work?

Treatment with parasitic worms or “helminths” seems to work by altering the body’s immune system, according to the report in the journal Gastroenterology. Animal studies have shown helminth therapy to have a beneficial effect on colon inflammation.

OpinionJournal – When Numbers Solve a Mystery

Thursday, April 14th, 2005

When Numbers Solve a Mystery reviews Levitt’s Freakonomics:

Then it’s on to another question, and another and another. Were lynchings, as their malevolent perpetrators hoped, an effective way to keep Southern blacks ‘in their place’? Do real-estate agents really represent their clients’ interests? Why do so many drug dealers live with their mothers? Which parenting strategies work and which don’t? Does a good first name contribute to success in life?

Mr. Levitt is hardly the first to attack these questions; there is no end of books on parenting strategy, for example. The difference is that Mr. Levitt knows what he is talking about. Where other parenting books rely on either puerile psychological theorizing or leaps of logic from haphazard numerical correlations, Mr. Levitt relies on his instinct for analyzing data. As a result, there is more valuable parenting advice in Mr. Levitt’s single chapter than in all the rest of Barnes & Noble. And some of it is going to shock you. One example: It turns out that reading to your children has no appreciable effect on their academic success.

Clever Canines

Thursday, April 14th, 2005

From Clever Canines:

In their relationship with humans, dogs have developed remarkable interspecies-communications skills, says Mr. Csányi. “They easily accept a membership in the family, they can predict social events, they provide and request information, obey rules of conduct, and are able to cooperate and imitate human actions,” he says. His research even suggests that dogs can speculate on what we are thinking.

The latest findings to come out of the department suggest that dogs’ barks have evolved into a relatively sophisticated way of communicating with humans. Adam Miklósi, an ethology professor, set out in a recent experiment to see if humans can interpret what dogs mean when they bark. He recruited 90 human volunteers and played them 21 recordings of barking Hungarian mudis, a herding breed.

The recordings captured dogs in seven situations, such as playing with other dogs, anticipating food, and encountering an intruder. The people showed strong agreement about the emotional meaning of the various barks, regardless of whether they owned a mudi or another breed of dog, or had never owned a dog. Owners and nonowners were also equally successful at deducing the situation that had elicited the barks, guessing correctly in a third of the situations, or about double the rate of chance.

Domesticated dogs versus wild wolves:

Until recently, dogs were thought to be intellectually inferior to wolves. A study published in 1985 by Harry Frank, a psychologist at the University of Michigan at Flint showed that wolves could unlock a complicated gate mechanism after watching a human do it once, while dogs remained stumped, even after considerable exposure. This led some in the field to conclude that dogs’ intellectual capacity diminished during domestication.

That never sat well with Mr. Csányi who, like many in dog-loving Hungary, had dogs of his own. Dogs, he suspected, were simply more inhibited than their wild cousins, requiring permission from their masters before doing something as rash as opening a gate, which they may have regarded as a violation of their master’s rules. So eight years ago, he and his colleagues conducted a problem-solving experiment of their own. With their masters present, 28 dogs of various ages, breeds, and levels of training had to figure out how to pull on handles of plastic dishes to obtain meat on the other side of a wire fence. Regardless of other factors, the dogs with the strongest relationship with their owner scored worst, continually looking to their owners for permission or assistance. The best results came from outdoor dogs, who obtained the food, on average, in one-third the time. Most telling, when owners were allowed to give their dogs permission, the gap between indoor and outdoor dogs vanished.

Dogs versus chimps:

Chimpanzees, our closest relatives, have been shown to follow a human’s gaze, but they do very poorly in a classic experiment that requires them to extract clues by watching a person. In that test, a researcher hides food in one of several containers out of sight of the animal. Then the chimp is allowed to choose one container after the experimenter indicates the correct choice by various methods, such as staring, nodding, pointing, tapping, or placing a marker. Only with considerable training do chimps and other primates manage to score above chance.

Dogs, however, performed marvelously, and even outdoor dogs with no particular master could solve the problem immediately. (The researchers controlled for the scent of the food.)

I love this:

Further evidence for that theory comes from an experimental fur farm in Siberia, where Russian geneticists have spent the last 50 years breeding a population of tame foxes. The process was simple: Humans would approach a fox cage, and the foxes that showed the least panic or aggression were selected for breeding. After only 18 generations, the foxes displayed remarkably doglike behaviors: sitting on a person’s lap and barking for attention — actions rarely seen in wild canines.

The Rupert Murdoch-ization of America

Thursday, April 14th, 2005

I can’t say I knew much about Rupert Murdoch before reading The Rupert Murdoch-ization of America, but I was particularly suprised by this bit of trivia:

By 1968, Murdoch had extended his nascent newspaper empire to London, where, among other gifts to the culture, he inaugurated the custom of running photos of topless women on the third page of his newspapers.

The evolutionary revolutionary

Thursday, April 14th, 2005

From The evolutionary revolutionary:

”What I like to do,” the evolutionary biologist Robert Trivers said on a recent afternoon in his office in Harvard Square, ”and in retrospect what I’m good at, is going into a field, seeing an opportunity to do intellectual work that hasn’t been done in it, do as much as I can and then move the [expletive] on, you know?”

Trivers has been teaching himself things and then growing bored with them his whole life. In 1956, when he was 13 and living in Berlin (his father was posted there by the State Department), he taught himself all of calculus in about three months. Around the same time, and with more modest success, Trivers — a skinny child picked on by bullies — tried to learn how to box, doing push-ups and covertly reading Joe Louis’s ”How to Box” in the school library.

Trivers would go on to join the boxing team at Phillips Academy, Andover. He would also go on to drop math his freshman year at Harvard, decide to become a lawyer, suffer a nervous breakdown that kept him from getting in to any law schools, enroll in Harvard’s doctoral program in biology without having taken a single biology class as an undergraduate, and — while still a grad student — write the first in a series of papers that would revolutionize the field of evolutionary biology.

Then he dropped from sight. Rebuffed in his demand for early tenure, he left Harvard in 1978 to teach at the University of California, Santa Cruz. He befriended Huey Newton and joined the Black Panthers. He all but stopped publishing. As the literary agent John Brockman put it when introducing Trivers at a recent talk, ”Over the years there were rumors about a series of breakdowns; he was in Jamaica; in jail. He fell off the map.”