How a Muslim Chaplain Spread Extremism to an Inmate Flock

Wednesday, February 5th, 2003

How a Muslim Chaplain Spread Extremism to an Inmate Flock explains that our prison system pays to support a Muslim ministry — an often militant Muslim ministry composed of ex-cons:

Imam Umar helped pioneer government-paid Muslim prison ministry in the 1970s, but his earliest experiences behind bars were as a teenage criminal. He says he spent his 15th and 16th birthdays in Illinois jails for purse snatchings and drug crimes. “I went to jail too many times to count,” he says.

Wallace Gene Marks, as he was then known, moved to New York in the late 1960s and befriended a group of fledgling militants in Harlem. He and his friends talked “about taking off pigs [police officers] and spreading guns and weapons to people,” he says. They were overheard by two undercover police officers.

He and four others, dubbed the Harlem Five, were tried on conspiracy-to-murder charges in 1971. “We only had my 9mm handgun, another defendant’s 30-30 rifle and some crude hand-made bombs, fashioned with gun powder and nails,” he says. The Harlem Five argued that their talk had been just bravado and beat the conspiracy charges. Wallace Marks, however, was sent to prison for possessing weapons. “If it happened today, I would have been called a terrorist,” he says.

Before beginning his two-year prison term, he visited Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan, who promised that Allah would protect him. Mr. Marks became a Nation of Islam leader in prison and later changed his name to Wallace 10X. In 1975, shortly after he was released, New York put the 30-year-old parolee on its payroll as one of the state’s first two Muslim chaplains. Some of the other early Muslim chaplains also were ex-convicts. Eventually he moved to the more orthodox Sunni school of Islam and changed his name to Warith Deen Umar. (Warith Deen means “inheritor of the religion”; Umar was an early Muslim leader.)

If “Malcolm X” is a good name, “Wallace 10X” is ten times as good.

Commentary

Wednesday, February 5th, 2003

I enjoyed Joseph Epstein’s Commentary about his life as a writer-professor (without a doctorate), but two quotes in particular amused me most:

I have taught courses that, so low was the intellectual voltage in the room, I felt the dismaying truth of W. H. Auden’s remark that a professor is someone “who talks in other people’s sleep.” (Another, more pervasively truthful definition of a professor is “someone who never says anything once.”)

Al Jazeera’s Web Site Looks West With Launch in English

Wednesday, February 5th, 2003

I have to admit, ever since September 11, I’ve had a certain fascination with the fiercely independent al Jazeera network. As Al Jazeera’s Web Site Looks West With Launch in English points out, al Jazeera is launching an English-language website:

Al Jazeera, the controversial Arabic satellite channel that burst onto the American radar screen after Sept. 11, is launching an English-language Web site — giving English speakers their first chance to experience al Jazeera firsthand. This isn’t the first English-language site to focus on the Middle East, but it will certainly be one of the most closely watched.
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Launched in 1996 with funding from the Gulf country of Qatar, al Jazeera has gained immense popularity throughout the Arab world with its editorial independence and wide range of viewpoints. Its programs contrast sharply with the staged speeches and handshakes commonly aired by the state-run broadcasters that dominate the region, and the channel has angered leaders across the Middle East. As Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak said after a visit to the station: “All this noise from this matchbox?”

Al Jazeera won international attention — and criticism — for airing statements by Mr. bin Laden after the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks in New York and Washington.

I have to wonder how different the English and Arabic stories will be.

Online Population Continues To Expand, but Just Barely

Wednesday, February 5th, 2003

Online Population Continues To Expand, but Just Barely summarizes some recent Harris Poll results:

Just 9% of adults were online in 1995. The technology boom of the 1990s sent the online population soaring to 63% in 2000. But in the last two years, the number of Internet users rose only slightly to 67%, according to the latest Harris Poll.

Though overall usage has leveled off, users already on the Internet are adopting new technology. Some 27% of users have signed up for high-speed, broadband connections, up from just 22% last year. Still, for many the online world remains perplexing: More than a quarter of those who responded to the survey said they didn’t know what kind of Internet connection they have.

That last line says it all. More than a quarter of those who responded to the survey said they didn’t know what kind of Internet connection they have.

Tatu’s Lesbian Kiss Too Controversial

Tuesday, February 4th, 2003

I assume it’s pretty tame if you see it. Calculated, but tame. Tatu’s Lesbian Kiss Too Controversial:

The BBC said Tuesday it wouldn’t be showing Russian teenage duo Tatu’s pop video which features a controversial lesbian kiss.

Tatu, who shot to the top of the UK charts Sunday with their debut British single “All the Things She Said,” have sparked fury in the British media over accusations they promote “pedo-pop” and target the “dirty old man market.”

Their video features Julia Volkova, 18, and Lena Katina, 17, wearing school uniforms, kissing and cuddling.
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Ivan Shapovalov, the man behind Tatu, has admitted to various media that he came up with the idea after visiting pornographic Web Sites.

There’s also a t.A.T.u website. (Yes, that’s how they spell the band name on their own site).

Addendum: The “All the Things She Said” video is on the t.A.T.u. Screaming for More DVD.

Southwest Wants Penguins Back on Jets

Tuesday, February 4th, 2003

Southwest Airlines wants to bring back live penguins on its planes? How did I miss this the first time around?

Southwest Airlines is seeking the government’s approval to bring back its popular SeaWorld penguin tours, in which two of the tuxedoed waddlers are put on jets to promote the amusement park as a summer destination.
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Southwest has been informed that whatever animals would be brought would be subject to wanding at the security checkpoint. SeaWorld officials say that’s OK since the penguins travel well and are used to being handled.

“We feel like they really brighten people’s days,” said Fran Stephenson, SeaWorld’s spokeswoman in San Antonio. “Besides, they don’t have any pockets to empty.”

Maybe it could go terribly awry, but I’d love to have penguins on board. No polar bears though, please.

Protect Your Identity Before Someone Steals It

Tuesday, February 4th, 2003

Frank Abagnale, the subject of Catch Me If You Can, explains just how simple identity theft is in Protect Your Identity Before Someone Steals It:

You go to the grocery store and you write a check for $52 of groceries. On that check is your name and address, the name of your bank, your bank’s address, your account number, your routing number, your transit number and your signature. If nothing else, that’s more than what I would need to access your bank account and draft on it. That in itself is enough. Then in many cases, they’ll say I need to write down your driver’s license. In 12 states, your driver’s license is your Social Security number, as it is in my state (Oklahoma). Next they write my date of birth and ask me if I have a work number. With all that information in hand, they can fill out a credit-card application.

Personnel records are also a prime source for identity thieves. A janitorial service might bid low so it can get a three-month probation contract. Once they are in the office, they do a great cleaning job, but part of the cleaning team has access to personnel records, files, employees’ desks, to obtain all kinds of information. For example, a janitorial service working at a doctor’s office may have access to patients’ records, which contain their names, addresses, Social Security numbers, date of birth, sometimes a copy of a driver’s license with driver’s license number, phone numbers and credit-card records. While they’re there, they might also look through employees’ desks for pay stubs or credit-card receipts.

Fried Squirrel Fails to Find Favor With Public Utilities

Tuesday, February 4th, 2003

According to Fried Squirrel Fails to Find Favor With Public Utilities, squirrels have become a serious, serious problem for electric companies:

Robin Folcik was reading the newspaper at her breakfast table one Sunday last August when the lights blinked, smoke poured from the sockets, and a charged buzz came over the room, making the hair on her arms stand up.

“I thought my house was blowing up,” recalls Ms. Folcik, a waitress in Southington, Conn.

An inquiry into the matter by Connecticut Light & Power found “remnants of a squirrel” and shards of a ceramic electrical switch at the base of utility pole #85324. The conclusion: The critter had electrocuted itself and, in so doing, triggered a massive power surge that blew out appliances and television sets all over the neighborhood.

Countermeasures haven’t worked. The squirrels are winning:

Longmont Power & Communications, which serves 35,000 customers north of Denver, says that more than 90% of its significant outages are caused by squirrels, which cut the power 393 times in 2002, up from 349 two years earlier. The increase took place despite measures Longmont has taken to thwart squirrels by banding utility poles with slippery, hard plastic.

In the past two years, the municipal electricity system in Tullahoma, Tenn., spent more than $25,000 on “Varmint Shields” — dark-gray plastic disks that look like barbecue grills — so squirrels can’t cause trouble at various hot spots, including transformers. But the utility considers the effort a “limited” success, given that it has reduced squirrel outages to 136 in 2002, from the 148 it reported in 1997.

Music Producer Phil Spector Held in Fatal Shooting

Monday, February 3rd, 2003

Just a few days ago, I was mentioning Phil Spector in a very different context. Music Producer Phil Spector Held in Fatal Shooting reports:

“Shortly after 5 o’clock this morning Alhambra officers responded to a shooting call and discovered a female shot inside of the location,” Los Angeles County Sheriff’s spokeswoman Faye Bugarin said.

“She was pronounced dead at the scene and suspect Phillip Spector (the record producer) was taken into custody and is currently being detained,” Bugarin said. “The body is still at the scene.

Cows Fatten Up on Potato Chips, Pretzels

Monday, February 3rd, 2003

I’m not sure which is worse: feeding herbivorous cows the flesh of other livestock, or feeding them junk food. Cows Fatten Up on Potato Chips, Pretzels explains:

If the black cattle at the Herr family farm seem eager at the trough, they have good reason. No mundane meal of corn and hay here. This feed is spiced with a snack food-lover’s smorgasbord: potato chips, cheese curls and pretzels.

Blessed bovine elsewhere in Pennsylvania get even sweeter treats: chocolate balls and Frosted Mini-Wheats.

While cattle have been eating human food byproducts for years, more farmers this winter are filling the trough with snack food goodies, a money-saving solution to high corn prices caused by last summer’s drought.

Enjoy your partially hygrogenated T-bone!

Infertile Lioness Makes Ill-Fated Antelope Adoption

Monday, February 3rd, 2003

Infertile Lioness Makes Ill-Fated Antelope Adoption describes a phenomenon I’ve heard of before but still have trouble believing:

An infertile lioness with a strong maternal instinct has tried to adopt a baby antelope, only to watch it die like several others she has snatched.

The lioness grabbed the new-born impala calf from its mother in Kenya’s Samburu national reserve Saturday, but instead of eating it, began licking its coat like one of her own.

“We thought it was just a normal kill, but when it got hold of the impala we realized it wasn’t going to eat it up, we realized it was an adoption again,” said George Oluoch, manager of Larsens Camp, a tourist site in the reserve.

He said the baby impala was found dead Sunday — apparently having died from a combination of stress, exhaustion and lack of its mother’s milk.

Maybe a human raised by apes would fare better.

Snakes Charmers Stuck on Border

Monday, February 3rd, 2003

Snakes Charmers Stuck on Border paints a picture of a child-welfare nightmare:

Barefoot children played with cobras slithering out of their baskets, surrounded by paramilitary soldiers with mortars and machine guns on the Indian side and troops with automatic rifles on the Bangladeshi side.

Supermodel Schiffer Names Baby Boy Casper

Monday, February 3rd, 2003

Supermodel Schiffer Names Baby Boy Casper

“They have decided to call the baby Casper Matthew De Vere Drummond,” a spokeswoman for Schiffer said Monday.
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The couple have followed a trend among the rich and famous in choosing a name that will set their child apart.

England football captain David Beckham and his Spice Girl wife Victoria named their young sons Brooklyn and Romeo. Oasis singer Liam Gallagher called his young son Lennon after his favorite Beatle, John.

Schiffer’s fellow supermodels have also opted for unusual choices. Cindy Crawford called her son Presley after singer Elvis while Helena Christensen opted for Mingus after jazz musician Charlie Mingus.

It would be so much easier to just name the kid, “Beat-me-up Schiffer”.

Pediatricians Seek Curbs on Non-Doctors

Monday, February 3rd, 2003

In this era of skyrocketing healthcare costs, doctors want to reduce competition. It’s all for the children though. Naturally. Pediatricians Seek Curbs on Non-Doctors explains:

The nation’s largest group of pediatricians wants lawmakers to maintain limits on the kind of health care non-doctors, such as nurse practitioners and physician assistants, can give to children.

The American Academy of Pediatrics is encouraging its doctors to work to block legislation that would allow non-doctors to practice and write prescriptions independently and permit parity in insurance reimbursement.

Parents’ False Beliefs Bring Kids to ER for Colds

Monday, February 3rd, 2003

If Parents’ False Beliefs Bring Kids to ER for Colds is to be believed, parents aren’t very bright:

Most colds are caused by viruses, and most get better on their own without the need for medical care. Despite this, 66% of parents say they believe bacteria could sometimes cause colds, and more than half report feeling that antibiotics — which target bacteria — could cure colds.

And almost one quarter of parents surveyed said they would bring their children to the emergency room if they developed a cold, while 60% said they would seek care at a doctor’s office.

I have to wonder about the survey. One quarter of parents would bring their children to the emergency room for a cold?