Guilty Sequence

Thursday, February 6th, 2003

Guilty Sequence describes how a Louisiana doctor was convicted of attempting to murder his ex-girlfriend, a nurse:

Schmidt arrived at his former girlfriend’s house the night of August 4, 1994, and gave her what he said was a vitamin injection. Six months later, when the victim tested positive for HIV, she accused the doctor of infecting her. Circumstantial evidence indicated that Schmidt had injected the victim with blood drawn at his office from a male patient infected with HIV.

DNA fingerprinting has been widely used to link human suspects to crimes. This trial was different, however, because the virus mutates so rapidly that in a matter of hours its DNA fingerprint can change significantly.

Both the defense and the prosecution enlisted scientists to determine the relatedness of the two HIV strains — the victim’s and the patient’s. A close match between the viral DNA sequences could help prove that the doctor had committed the crime.

The case marks the first time this type of evolutionary analysis, called phylogenetics, has been admitted as evidence in a US criminal court.

If only I knew a phylogeneticist who could explain all this to me…

The Daily News Online

Thursday, February 6th, 2003

This would be amusing if it didn’t involve an actual kidnapping. According to The Daily News Online (and a few other sources), a Longview grocery store clerk claimed that she waited on kidnapping victim Laci Peterson…then forgot to tell police:

“This is serious,” the Market Place clerk recalled the woman as telling her sometime in December. “I was kidnapped. Call the authorities when I leave.”

The clerk initially intended to call police but became distracted and forgot. She didn’t act until late last week after a CNN report on Laci Peterson, 27, jogged her memory.

First, if it’s legit, how do you forget a kidnapping victim pleading for you to call the authorities, and, second, if it’s a hoax, what kind of lame story is that? (Thanks, Em, for pointing this one out.)

Mothers Better at Baby Talk Than Men

Thursday, February 6th, 2003

A recent article from the prestigious Journal of Duh, Mothers Better at Baby Talk Than Men, notes that:

Although infants don’t really understand when their parents speak to them, women seem to be better at baby talk than men.

While that’s not surprising, their evidence seems…odd:

A computer program designed by scientists in the United States to study how voice pitch, rhythm and stress communicate meaning suggests that mother’s coochy-coos are less ambiguous than dad’s.

The program evaluated the properties of speech of six sets of parents who were told to encourage their babies and then to warn them to avoid dangerous objects.

It correctly differentiated between the majority of disapproval and approval tones.

But to the researchers’ surprise, the program correctly identified 12% more of the comments made by the mothers, suggesting that women use less ambiguous sound than men to convey to babies what they mean.

COOING DOES NOT COMPUTE
COOING DOES NOT COMPUTE
COOING DOES NOT COMPUTE

(Thanks, John, for tipping me off to such cutting-edge science!)

Quiet 92nd Birthday for Ronald Reagan

Thursday, February 6th, 2003

Quiet 92nd Birthday for Ronald Reagan reminded me that Ronald Reagan is still alive — nine years after disclosing that he had Alzheimer’s (at age 81):

Ronald Reagan, who has been in seclusion since disclosing in 1994 that he had Alzheimer’s disease, celebrated his 92nd birthday Thursday at his Bel-Air home with wife Nancy.

From Sarajevo to September 11

Thursday, February 6th, 2003

From Sarajevo to September 11 draws some interesting parallels between the globalized, free-market world before WWI and today:

John Maynard Keynes nicely describes the typical middle-class Londoner in 1914, “sipping his morning tea in bed” while ordering goods from around the world and planning his global investments. For such a man, “the projects and politics of militarism and imperialism, of racial and cultural rivalries, of monopolies, restriction and exclusions, which were to play the serpent to this paradise, were little more than the amusements in his daily newspaper.” For such a man, and millions of others, Gavrilo Princip’s two shots marked a turning point.

That Londoner sipping his tea in bed in 1914 bears a striking resemblance to a Californian hunched over a cappuccino in Starbucks in 1998. The article also presents some startling facts:

People who talk excitedly about an unprecedented era of globalization should read more history. By some measures, the world is not much more integrated than it was before Princip stepped out of the crowd in Sarajevo. Much of the final quarter of the twentieth century was spent merely recovering ground lost in the previous 75 years — and today’s “global village” still effectively excludes billions of people. Most of the world’s citizens live on less than $10 a day; most don’t have access to phones; four out of every five have never traveled further than 100 miles from their home.

In China, Lunar New Year Sets Off a Mass Migration

Thursday, February 6th, 2003

What happens when a billion people go home for the holidays? In China, Lunar New Year Sets Off a Mass Migration:

In an annual phenomenon that makes peak travel seasons in other countries seem trifling, an estimated 430 million Chinese — a third of the country’s population — have taken to land, sea and air over the past two weeks to visit family members or simply get away for the Lunar New Year, which began Saturday. The crush of humanity will reach its peak this weekend, when an official one-week vacation period ends and people return to work.

For tens of millions of people, the holiday provides the only opportunity all year to see wives or husbands, sons and daughters. The mass dislocation associated with the holiday has grown since Beijing eased restrictions on movement as part of the program of capitalist reforms begun 25 years ago. But only in the past decade have the numbers become so huge, inflated in large part by farmers such as Ms. Wu who were attracted to better-paying factory and service jobs in the big cities. Chinese experts estimate there are between 90 million and 130 million migrant laborers.

I didn’t realize China now had its own autobahn:

And in an echo of the U.S. Interstate Highway program of the 1950s, China has extended its expressway system from a mere 80 miles in 1988 to more than 12,400 today, leapfrogging Canada and Germany to make it the second-longest system in the world, behind the U.S. Now the vast majority of long-distance travel in China is done on buses.

Amusingly, the Chinese expressway is full of buses. Why not just use trains then?

While the city sleeps, they’re working out

Thursday, February 6th, 2003

A recent LA Times article (referenced at WSJ.com), treats 24-hour gyms as LA’s answer to Manhattan’s 24-hour schedule. Frankly, I miss being able to work out after 4:00 PM on a weekend. While the city sleeps, they’re working out:

Exercise doesn’t belong just to the bright-eyed bushy-tailers who wake pre-dawn to start their workouts, or to the after-work crowd still flush with workday stress. It also belongs to night owls who consider midnight to 3 a.m. prime time. For some, it suits their unorthodox schedules. Los Angeles may not have the 24-hour cachet of Manhattan, but it does have a substantial population of entertainment industry types, club-goers and hospital workers who don’t have a 9-to-5 routine.

Others find that the graveyard workout shift is a way to avoid the roar of the crowd. Although only 12% of the population belongs to a health club, at some popular locations it can feel as if 99% of those folks decided to converge at the same time. The interminable wait for machines drives some to seek all-night gyms and some peace and quiet.

Hybrid Vehicles Help Police Save Green by Going Green

Thursday, February 6th, 2003

Hybrid Vehicles Help Police Save Green by Going Green explains that Japanese hybrid vehicles, like the Toyota Prius, have become popular with police:

The “Buy American” policy that has long influenced the purchase of police cars and other government vehicles doesn’t seem to apply to Japan’s fuel-stingy hybrids, which can get more than 50 miles per gallon. City and state fleet managers have bought at least 3,000 of them and hundreds more are on order.

The Ford Crown Victoria, a more typical police cruiser, gets about 11 miles per gallon in the city.

Ready to Pop the Question? First, Do the Interrogation

Thursday, February 6th, 2003

Ready to Pop the Question? First, Do the Interrogation presents a not-so-romantic scenario:

If you have an engagement ring in your pocket, with plans for a memorable Valentine’s Day, you might want to hold off asking, “Will you marry me?”

Instead, consider these less romantic but more crucial questions:

After we get married, will you maintain contact with past lovers? Whose advice will you accept first, mine or your mother’s? If we have two cars, who drives the newer one? Has anyone ever had reason to be afraid of you? Do you put other people down to make yourself feel better? Does my nose hair bother you?

Whew! It’s no longer the institution of marriage. It’s the inquisition.

This says a lot:

Among the most telling questions: Would you ever consider trading in your engagement ring for a bigger, better diamond? In a 1988 poll of 200 new brides by Diamond Cutters International, 46% said yes and 54% said no.

Now, 15 years later, these women have been polled again. Of those who in 1988 were willing to trade up their diamonds, 81% are now divorced. Of the sentimental types who said they’d never trade their rings, 78% remain married today. The results suggest that people who are “hard-wired” to upgrade rings also may be driven to upgrade cars, houses and eventually, spouses, says psychiatrist Francisco Montalvo, who monitored the study.

A great (if not so positive) anecdote:

Before getting married in 1995, Clayton Gurnett asked his father, “Am I doing the right thing?” His dad replied: “Do you love her?” Mr. Gurnett responded: “She’s a good person. She’ll make a good mother.”

“He should have stopped me right there,” Mr. Gurnett now says. His dad agrees.

Two Patients Got Cancer From Transplant

Thursday, February 6th, 2003

I thought it was bad to get a deadly nut allergy from a transplant, but, as Two Patients Got Cancer From Transplant points out, it can be a whole lot worse:

Transfer of cancer from a donated organ to a transplant patient is rare, and the chances of it occurring long after the donor was treated were thought to be extremely unlikely. The longest known interval in a donor-related melanoma was eight years between surgery and transplant.

But in Thursday’s New England Journal of Medicine, researchers said two patients got cancer from a donor who had a melanoma skin lesion removed 16 years earlier and was thought to be cancer-free.

Melanoma cells had apparently been dormant in the donor’s kidneys until the transplant, explained Dr. Rona M. MacKie, who treated the recipients. The cancer cells flourished because medicines given to the patients to prevent rejection of the transplants had suppressed their disease-fighting immune systems.

The melanoma came back after 16 years.

Shrimp Is Secret Ingredient in New US Army Bandage

Thursday, February 6th, 2003

Shrimp Is Secret Ingredient in New US Army Bandage explains that chitosan-rich shrimp shells, in a base of vinegar and other chemicals, staunch bleeding:

Shrimp shells and vinegar may become staples for U.S. Army troops in Iraq — not as rations but in a new bandage that staunches heavy bleeding in minutes.

A team of Portland, Oregon-based scientists searching for a solution to an age-old problem — how to keep soldiers from bleeding to death on the battlefield — stumbled on the kitchen pantry combination and, through high-tech wizardry, turned it into a super-sticky, combat-ready field dressing.

The new bandages are going to the Persian Gulf.

What Do You Think?

Wednesday, February 5th, 2003

My favorite bits from The Onion‘s latest What Do You Think?:

At a recent NATO meeting, France and Germany expressed reluctance to lend military support to the U.S. if it invades Iraq. What do you think?

“I can understand France pussin’ out, but Germany?”
— Tom Robinson, Systems Analyst

“That’s a shame. It would have been hilarious to see the French running around the desert in their froofy Stratego uniforms.”
— Fred Eckers, Machinist

French Family Helps Scientists Uncover Gene Default

Wednesday, February 5th, 2003

There’s nothing particularly fascinating about French Family Helps Scientists Uncover Gene Default — except the title. It’s obviously translated from French — where “défaut” means “fault” not “default”. Quel faux ami!

California Jurors Convict, Then Decry Marijuana Verdict

Wednesday, February 5th, 2003

It doesn’t matter that Californians voted to legalize medical marijuana. The federal government does not care. At all. California Jurors Convict, Then Decry Marijuana Verdict:

The San Francisco Federal Court jury found Ed Rosenthal, 58, a columnist who has written many books on marijuana, guilty on Friday on three counts of growing marijuana. The judge in the case refused to let jurors hear Rosenthal’s defense: that he was growing the drug for medical use, something legal under state law while illegal under federal law.

“We obviously came up with the wrong verdict,” jury member Marney Craig said in an interview on Wednesday. “Ed Rosenthal did not get a fair trial.

“Nothing we can do can make up for the fact that we are sending him to prison.”

Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap

Wednesday, February 5th, 2003

I thought that caffeinated mints were a bit out there — until I came across Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap:

Shower Shock is an all vegetable based glycerine soap which does *not* contain any harsh ingredients like ethanol, diethanolamine, polyethylene glycol or cocyl isethionate. So it’s a gently envigorating soap ;) Scented with peppermint oil and infused with caffeine anhydrous, each bar of Shower shock contains approximately 12 servings/showers per 4 ounce bar with 200 milligrams of caffeine per serving. No, we’re not kidding and no you don’t eat it. The caffeine is absorbed through the skin…