Saturn’s Titan: A Giant Organics Factory

Sunday, January 18th, 2009

According to new data from NASA’s Cassini spacecraft, Saturn’s orange moon Titan has hundreds of times more liquid hydrocarbons than all the known oil and natural gas reserves on Earth.

This reminded me of Isaac Asimov’s The Martian Way — from 1952, reprinted in The Science Fiction Hall of Fame, Volume Two B — in which Martian colonists outwit a demagogue from Earth, who cuts off their water supply. The Martians use water not only to support life on the planet’s surface but also as reaction mass for their spacecraft — not fuel per se, but close.

The Martians, who are much better acclimated to space travel than their Earthling counterparts, make the long trek to Saturn’s rings, where they harness a chunk of the rings, a cubic mile block of ice, to bring back.

A block of solid methane or ethane probably wouldn’t be so convenient to transport.

Ni Hao, Kai-lan

Sunday, January 18th, 2009

If you go back and watch, say, the first season of Sesame Street as an adult, you can immediately see the overt social agenda of its creators — who clearly cared about inner-city children and folk music.

In fact, children’s shows seem to provide an excellent guide to what white people like, which changes subtly from generation to generation.

Now even Dora has been one-upped by Ni Hao, Kai-lan:

Ni Hao, Kai-lan is the next generation of preschool television programming that introduces the psychology of biculturalism. If Dora and Diego popularized bilingualism, Kai-lan will weave together being bilingual and bicultural. Ni Hao, Kai-lan reinforces the idea that being bicultural and bilingual is being American.

The show will familiarize the viewing audience with elements of Chinese and Chinese American cultures to promote multicultural understanding in the next generation and goes beyond featuring “culture” as only ethnic food and festivals. Instead, it celebrates growing up in an intergenerational family, having friends from diverse backgrounds, and “habits of the heart” that are Chinese American. These values include:

Mind-body connection Typically, television portrays excitement as the good emotion to feel. In many Chinese-American communities, the good thing to feel is often calmness and contentment. Feeling excited and feeling calm can both be happy feelings, but they differ in how aroused the body is.

Perspective-taking In many Chinese and other East Asian families, children are encouraged to take the perspective of others to maintain harmony in relationships with other people.

Being a good member of the group Ni Hao, Kai-lan also emphasizes the Chinese and Chinese American value of being a good member of a group.

Social & Emotional Goals Highlight cause-and-effect thinking about social and emotional issues germane to preschoolers and to support preschooler’s social and emotional development.

Customer trust is hard won, easily lost

Saturday, January 17th, 2009

Jason Kilar, CEO of Hulu, recognizes that customer trust is hard won and easily lost:

On January 9, we removed nearly 3 seasons of full episodes of ”It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.” We did this at the request of the content owner. Despite Hulu’s opinion and position on such content removals (which we share liberally with all of our content partners), these things do happen and will continue to happen on the Hulu service with regards to some television series. As power users of Hulu have seen, we’ve added a large amount of content to the library each month, and every once in a while we are required to remove some content as well.

This note, however, is not about the fact that episodes of ”It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” were taken down. Rather, this note is to communicate to our users that we screwed up royally with regards to how we handled this specific content removal and to apologize for our lack of strong execution. We gave effectively no notice to our users that these ”Sunny” episodes would be coming off the service. We handled this in precisely the opposite way that we should have. We believe that our users deserve the decency of a reasonable warning before content is taken down from the Hulu service. Please accept our apologies.

Given the very reasonable user feedback that we have received on this topic (we read every twitter, email and post), we have just re-posted all of the episodes that we had previously removed. I’d like to point out to our users that the content owner in this case — FX Networks — was very quick to say yes to our request to give users reasonable advance notice here, despite the fact that it was the Hulu team that dropped the ball. We have re-posted all of the episodes in the interest of giving people advance notice before the episodes will be taken down two weeks from today. The episodes will be taken down on January 25, 2009. Unfortunately we do not have the permission to keep the specific episodes up on Hulu beyond that. We hope that the additional two weeks of availability will help to address some of the frustration that was felt over the past few days.

The team at Hulu is doing our best to make lemonade out of lemons on this one, but it’s not easy given how poorly we executed here. Please know that we will do our best to learn from this mistake such that the Hulu user experience benefits in other ways down the road.

Evolver Album Cover

Sunday, January 11th, 2009

I must admit, I was amused by Olly Moss‘s Evolver album cover:

‘Atlas Shrugged’: From Fiction to Fact in 52 Years

Saturday, January 10th, 2009

Stephen Moore notes that Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged has gone from fiction to fact in the 52 years since its publication:

Many of us who know Rand’s work have noticed that with each passing week, and with each successive bailout plan and economic-stimulus scheme out of Washington, our current politicians are committing the very acts of economic lunacy that Atlas Shrugged parodied in 1957, when this 1,000-page novel was first published and became an instant hit.

Rand, who had come to America from Soviet Russia with striking insights into totalitarianism and the destructiveness of socialism, was already a celebrity. The left, naturally, hated her. But as recently as 1991, a survey by the Library of Congress and the Book of the Month Club found that readers rated “Atlas” as the second-most influential book in their lives, behind only the Bible.

For the uninitiated, the moral of the story is simply this: Politicians invariably respond to crises — that in most cases they themselves created — by spawning new government programs, laws and regulations. These, in turn, generate more havoc and poverty, which inspires the politicians to create more programs… and the downward spiral repeats itself until the productive sectors of the economy collapse under the collective weight of taxes and other burdens imposed in the name of fairness, equality and do-goodism.

In the book, these relentless wealth redistributionists and their programs are disparaged as “the looters and their laws.” Every new act of government futility and stupidity carries with it a benevolent-sounding title. These include the “Anti-Greed Act” to redistribute income (sounds like Charlie Rangel’s promises soak-the-rich tax bill) and the “Equalization of Opportunity Act” to prevent people from starting more than one business (to give other people a chance). My personal favorite, the “Anti Dog-Eat-Dog Act,” aims to restrict cut-throat competition between firms and thus slow the wave of business bankruptcies. Why didn’t Hank Paulson think of that?

These acts and edicts sound farcical, yes, but no more so than the actual events in Washington, circa 2008. We already have been served up the $700 billion “Emergency Economic Stabilization Act” and the “Auto Industry Financing and Restructuring Act.” Now that Barack Obama is in town, he will soon sign into law with great urgency the “American Recovery and Reinvestment Plan.” This latest Hail Mary pass will increase the federal budget (which has already expanded by $1.5 trillion in eight years under George Bush) by an additional $1 trillion — in roughly his first 100 days in office.

The current economic strategy is right out of “Atlas Shrugged”: The more incompetent you are in business, the more handouts the politicians will bestow on you. That’s the justification for the $2 trillion of subsidies doled out already to keep afloat distressed insurance companies, banks, Wall Street investment houses, and auto companies — while standing next in line for their share of the booty are real-estate developers, the steel industry, chemical companies, airlines, ethanol producers, construction firms and even catfish farmers. With each successive bailout to “calm the markets,” another trillion of national wealth is subsequently lost. Yet, as “Atlas” grimly foretold, we now treat the incompetent who wreck their companies as victims, while those resourceful business owners who manage to make a profit are portrayed as recipients of illegitimate “windfalls.”

When Rand was writing in the 1950s, one of the pillars of American industrial might was the railroads. In her novel the railroad owner, Dagny Taggart, an enterprising industrialist, has a FedEx-like vision for expansion and first-rate service by rail. But she is continuously badgered, cajoled, taxed, ruled and regulated — always in the public interest — into bankruptcy. Sound far-fetched? On the day I sat down to write this ode to “Atlas,” a Wall Street Journal headline blared: “Rail Shippers Ask Congress to Regulate Freight Prices.”

Olly Moss’s Movie Posters

Saturday, January 10th, 2009

Apparently Olly Moss has done some design work to show off his skills, creating posters for old movies:

Custom Bad-Guy Targets

Friday, January 9th, 2009

Designer and illustrator Olly Moss has produced some custom bad-guy targets for geeky shooters.

He has also submitted the design to Threadless, where he goes by the name of Woss.

There he has a few fun submissions. For instance, he fit everyone’s favorite kaij? (monster) into Hokusai‘s Great Wave off Kanagawa.

(Hat tip to GeekDad.)

Raise Your Own Padawan

Friday, January 9th, 2009

As GeekDad Ken Denmead points out, soon you’ll be able to raise your own padawan with the Force Trainer from Uncle Milton Industries:

The Force Trainer (expected to be priced at $90 to $100) comes with a headset that uses brain waves to allow players to manipulate a sphere within a clear 10-inch-tall training tower, analogous to Yoda and Luke Skywalker’s abilities in the Star Wars films.
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In the Force Trainer, a wireless headset reads your brain activity, in a simplified version of EEG medical tests, and the circuitry translates it to physical action. If you focus well enough, the training sphere, which looks like a ping-pong ball, will rise in the tower.
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Star Wars sound effects and audio clips emitted from the base unit “cue you in to progress to the next level (from Padawan to Jedi) or when to move the sphere up or down to keep challenging yourself,” Adler says.

Mr. Peabody and His Boy Sherman

Monday, January 5th, 2009

I was just watching the first episode of Rocky and Bullwinkle, Jet Fuel Formula And Bullwinkle's Ride Or Goodbye, Dollink, which I found… uneven — but I loved Mr. Peabody and his boy Sherman:

Colbert, SpongeBob may go dark on Time Warner

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

Colbert, SpongeBob may go dark on Time Warner:

Media giant Viacom Inc. said its Nickelodeon, MTV, Comedy Central and 16 other channels will go dark on Time Warner Cable Inc. at 12:01 a.m. Thursday if a new carriage fee deal is not agreed upon by then.

The impasse over carriage fee hikes would mean “SpongeBob” and other shows like “The Daily Show” will be cut off to 13 million subscribers, said spokesman Alex Dudley, a vice president at Time Warner Cable. The nation’s second-largest cable operator primarily serves customers in New York state, the Carolinas, Ohio, Southern California and Texas.

Viacom has asked for fee increases of between 22 percent and 36 percent per channel, an amount that could increase customers’ cable bills, Dudley said. Viacom spokeswoman Kelly McAndrew said the requested increase was in the very low double-digit percentage range.

“The issue is that they have asked for an exorbitant increase in their carriage fees and their network ratings are sagging,” he said. “Basically we’re trying to hold the line for our customer.”

Viacom said the increases would cost an extra 23 cents a month per subscriber — which works out to $35.9 million more in total. It said that Americans spend a fifth of their TV time watching Viacom shows but its fees make up less than 2.5 percent of the Time Warner cable bill.

The Rabbi and the Norse King

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

In The Rabbi and the Norse King, David Friedman shares an amusing story from Leo Rosten’s The Joys of Yiddish:

An official brought the chief rabbi of a town before the Court of the Inquisition and told him, “We will leave the fate of your people to God. I am putting two slips of paper in this box. On one is written ‘Guilty.’ On the other is written ‘Innocent.’ Draw.”

Now this inquisitor was known to seek the slaughter of all the Jews, and he had written “Guilty” on both pieces of paper.

The rabbi put his hand inside the box, withdrew a slip of paper—and swallowed it.

“What are you doing?” cried the Inquisitor. “How will the court know—”

“That’s simple,” said the rabbi. “Examine the slip that’s in the box. If it reads ‘Innocent,’ then the paper I swallowed obviously must have read ‘Guilty.’ But if the paper in the box reads ‘Guilty,’ then the one I swallowed must have read ‘Innocent.’”

As he says, it’s a clever trick, but one he’d heard before — in King Harald’s Saga:

It was determined, with the consent of all parties, that lots should be thrown into a box, and the Greeks and Varings should draw which was first to ride, or to row, or to take place in a harbour, or to choose tent ground; and each side should be satisfied with what the drawing of the lots gave them.

Accordingly the lots were made and marked. Harald said to Gyrger, “Let me see what mark thou hast put upon thy lot, that we may not both mark our lots in the same way.” He did so. Then Harald marked his lot, and put it into the box along with the other. The man who was to draw out the lots then took up one of the lots between his fingers, held it up in the air, and said, “This lot shall be the first to ride, and to row, and to take place in harbour and on the tent field.” Harald seized his hand, snatched the die, and threw it into the sea, and called out, “That was our lot!” Gyrger said, “Why did you not let other people see it?” Harald replies, “Look at the one remaining in the box, — there you see your own mark upon it.”

A commenter spotted an important difference in the two stories:

In the saga, Harald is the cheat. In the Jewish version, the rabbi is merely defending himself against a potential cheat; if his adversary was honest then there should be no problem.

I prefer the story in the original Klingon.

Stork Tools is a Cool Diaper Bag for Geeky New Dads

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

Ken Denmead of GeekDad happily points new geek dads to the Stork Tools Daddy Diaper Bag from Dr. Moz, which is “gender-neutral in color scheme” and “designed with modern, geekier dads and moms in mind” — with the following geeky features:

  • double bottle holder for dad and baby drinks
  • sturdy handle reinforced with grommets, great for those with baby carriers
  • thick, adjustable strap for wearing over shoulder or across chest
  • slash pocket in the front flap is perfect for toys or dad’s cell, zippered pocket under flap for valuables
  • waterproof MP3 pocket inside, earbud port in side of bag

Star Wars Rebel Alliance LogoThe real key to its geeky allure though is the logo. Look closely. Anything seem familiar?

Periodic Table of Awesoments

Friday, December 19th, 2008

I think we can agree to their awesomeness; the only question is to the elemental nature of their awesomeness. Behold, the Periodic Table of Awesoments:

(Hat tip to Yana.)

Google Books and Magazines

Friday, December 12th, 2008

I didn’t think about it much when I heard that Google Books would be including magazines — until Chris Radcliff of GeekDad pointed out that this included decades of Popular Science and Popular Mechanics:

Let the nerdgasmic loss of productivity commence!

Rudolph the Jewish-American Reindeer

Friday, December 12th, 2008

A Jewish mother had “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” pulled from the kindergarten pageant, because it mentions Christmas. Jeffrey Goldberg responds:

Of course, the song “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” was written by a Jewish-American songwriter, Johnny Marks. He also wrote “I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day.” Also written by Jews: “I’ll be Home for Christmas,” “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year,” “The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire),” and of course, the mother of all Jewish-written Christmas songs, “White Christmas,” by Irving Berlin. Why, you could almost say there’s a conspiracy by Jews to dominate the Christmas-jingle-writing industry!