Ernie Pyle Remembers Clark Kent

Saturday, December 10th, 2011

Ernie Pyle remembers Clark Kent and how they met:

We were on a press plane flying from England down to North Africa just after the troops landed in forty two. The ride was bumpy and we were passing around a bottle of whiskey. I offered it to this big man in the back, and he said, “No thanks, Mr. Pyle, I’m tee-total.” But he said it in a friendly way that didn’t seem stuck up at all. I said, “You know my name, but I don’t know yours. Who are you?” Somebody else said, “You don’t know him, Ernie? That’s Clark Kent, the one who did all those Superman stories.” I whistled, because those had been good pieces, and because I could see how young Kent must have been when he wrote them. I took a longer look at him. Big man, handsome man. He looked like he could have been a football player or a movie star. Half Johnny Weissmuller, half Gregory Peck. “I liked those,” I said. “I always wondered how you got that particular interview.” “It wasn’t easy,” Kent said to me solemnly. “First I had to find out where his favorite bar was. Then I had to buy him a drink. And he wouldn’t talk to me until I put a cape on.” He looked at me so seriously that I knew this was God’s own truth—and then he grinned, that wonderful smile that lit up his face and made everyone fall in love with him, even sergeants soaked in vinegar who weren’t that fond of their own mothers. I whooped until my guts hurt and after that he was the best friend I had in the war.

Read the whole thing.

(Hat tip to Ilkka.)

Man or Muppet

Friday, December 9th, 2011

If I’m a Muppet, then I’m a very manly muppet:

George R.R. Martin Talks GURPS

Friday, December 9th, 2011

Years ago, George R.R. Martin’s “realistic” superhero series, Wild Cards was adapted for Steve Jackson Games’ similarly “realistic” roleplaying game system, GURPS.

In this brief interview, he mentions moving his own gaming group over from a hodgepodge of systems — Superworld, Call of Cthulhu, The Morrow Project, Paranoia, Dungeons & Dragons — to just GURPS 20 years ago:

Liberals’ and Conservatives’ Favorite TV Shows

Friday, December 9th, 2011

A recent survey reveals liberals’ and conservatives’ favorite television shows.

Liberals’ favorites:

  • The Daily Show With Jon Stewart and The Colbert Report (Comedy Central): As you might expect.
  • 30 Rock and Parks and Recreation (NBC): Literate media-savvy comedies score high among Dems in general, notes Experian-Simmons senior marketing manager John Fetto. “Sarcastic humor is always a hook for them,” he adds.
  • The View (ABC): Shows that skew female tend to do better among Dems, while male-friendly shows tend to do perform higher among Republicans.
  • Glee (Fox)
  • Modern Family (ABC): Last year, the progressive Glee and Modern Family scored surprisingly strong among both political leanings. Among conservatives this year, the shows still do fairly well, but have dropped out of their top ranks.
  • It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (FX)
  • Treme (HBO): GOP Kryptonite. Not only a Dem favorite, but so unpopular among Republicans that the report scores the show with a “*”  because not enough conservatives in the study group had actually watched it.
  • Cougar Town (ABC)
  • The Late Show With David Letterman and The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson (CBS): Dems favor late-night programming, with one big exception that we’ll see below.
  • Also in the mix: The Soup (E!), Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Adult Swim), Raising Hope (Fox), Saturday Night Live (NBC), The Office (NBC), Project Runway (Lifetime), Shameless (Showtime), Parenthood (NBC), Conan (TBS).

Conservatives’ favorites:

  • Swamp Loggers (Discovery) and Top Shot (History): Gritty documentary-style work-related reality shows on cable index really strongly with conservative Republicans. Swamp Loggers is particularly polarizing.
  • The Bachelor (ABC): They also tend to gravitate toward broadcast reality competition shows.
  • Castle (ABC): Ranks fairly high among Dems, too.
  • Mythbusters (Discovery)
  • Only in America With Larry the Cable Guy, American Pickers, Pawn Stars, Swamp People (History): If you’re a Republican candidate looking to raise money, put ads on History.
  • The Middle (ABC): Does well among libs, too.
  • The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (NBC): “Did you hear about this? Yeah, this is true: Jay Leno is the late-night choice among conservatives… “
  • The Biggest Loser (NBC)
  • Hawaii Five-O, NCIS, The Mentalist (CBS): Popular crime dramas — except the left-wing Law & Order franchise — tend to draw a conservative crowd.
  • Also: Dancing With the Stars results show (ABC), Man vs. Wild (Discovery), Auction Kings (Discovery), Wheel of Fortune (syndi), Top Gear (BBC America).

Libertarian neo-reactionaries’ favorites:

  • (Old) Colbert Report, before he sold out to The Man
  • Thirty Rock, and its inspiration, The Muppet Show
  • Modern Family
  • It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, in measured doses
  • The Soup, for cultural literacy
  • Top Shot
  • Mythbusters
  • Mad Men
  • Breaking Bad
  • The Ultimate Fighter
  • Game of Thrones
  • Walking Dead

OK, I made that last list up.

The lists of least favorite shows are also interesting.

(Hat tip to HBD chick.)

BlackFive Reviews The Veil War

Thursday, December 8th, 2011

I didn’t realize that BlackFive had given Buckethead’s Veil War a plug.

Part six is up, by the way. Get some!

We rejoin the Marines as they try out their captured goblin arms and armor:

Angelo was painting his corporal’s stripes on the pauldron, the shoulder piece of his armor. He’d already painted a Batman symbol on his breastplate.

Scooby-Doo and Secular Humanism

Sunday, December 4th, 2011

There should never, ever be even a trace of the supernatural in the world of Scooby-Doo, Chris Sims says:

The bad guys in every episode aren’t monsters, they’re liars.

I can’t imagine how scandalized those critics who were relieved to have something that was mild enough to not excite their kids would’ve been if they’d stopped for a second and realized what was actually going on. The very first rule of Scooby-Doo, the single premise that sits at the heart of their adventures, is that the world is full of grown-ups who lie to kids, and that it’s up to those kids to figure out what those lies are and call them on it, even if there are other adults who believe those lies with every fiber of their being. And the way that you win isn’t through supernatural powers, or even through fighting. The way that you win is by doing the most dangerous thing that any person being lied to by someone in power can do: You think.

But it’s not just that the crooks in Scooby-Doo are liars; nobody ever shows up to bilk someone out of their life savings by pretending to be a Nigerian prince or something. It’s always phantasms and Frankensteins, and there’s a very good reason for that. The bad guys in Scooby-Doo prey on superstition, because that’s the one thing that an otherwise rational person doesn’t really think through. It’s based on belief, not evidence, which is a crucial element for the show. If, for example, someone knocks on your door and claims to be a police officer, you’re going to want to see a badge because that’s the tangible evidence that you’ve come to expect to prove their claim. If, however, you hold the belief that the old run-down theater has a phantom in the basement, then the existence of that phantom himself — or at least a reasonably convincing costume — is all the evidence that you need to believe that you were right all along. The bad guys are just reinforcing a belief that the other characters already have, and that they don’t need any evidence before because it’s based in superstition, not reason.
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To paraphrase G.K. Chesterton, Scooby Doo has value not because it shows us that there are monsters, but because it shows us that those monsters are just the products of evil people who want to make us too afraid to see through their lies, and goes a step further by giving us a blueprint that shows exactly how to defeat them.

That’s what makes the show great. That’s why Scooby Doo endures when similar shows like Speed Buggy or Jabberjaw or even the surreal masterpiece that is Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kids fall by the wayside: Because it’s not just a show about a bunch of kids and their talking dog fighting monsters. But when you add in the supernatural, that’s exactly what it becomes.

(Hat tip to Boing Boing’s Maggie Koerth-Baker, who calls it Veggie Tales for secular humanists.)

We Built This City

Saturday, December 3rd, 2011

The new Muppets soundtrack features We Built This City, the 1985 number-one hit by Starship — which was no longer Jefferson Starship by that point.

Blender magazine named it the worst of its “50 Most Awesomely Bad Songs Ever” — and Rolling Stone readers voted it the worst song of the 1980s.

Hearing it again after 26 years, I have to ask, what’s the deal with the “Marconi plays the mamba” lyric? So, the (arguable) inventor of the radio plays… a venomous snake? Does it make that much more sense for Marconi to play “the” mambo?

Alan Moore on V for Vendetta Masks

Wednesday, November 30th, 2011

Tom Lamont of The Guardian interviews Alan Moore on the V for Vendetta masks that are all the rage with trendy protesters these days:

But Moore has been caught off-guard in recent years, and particularly in 2011, by the inescapable presence of a certain mask being worn at protests around the world. A sallow, smirking likeness of Guy Fawkes – created by Moore and the artist David Lloyd for their 1982 series V for Vendetta. It has a confused lineage, this mask: the plastic replica that thousands of demonstrators have been wearing is actually a bit of tie-in merchandise from the film version of V for Vendetta, a Joel Silver production made (quite badly) in 2006. Nevertheless, at the disparate Occupy sit-ins this year – in New York, Moscow, Rio, Rome and elsewhere – as well as the repeated anti-government actions in Athens and the gatherings outside G20 and G8 conferences in London and L’Aquila in 2009, the V for Vendetta mask has been a fixture. Julian Assange recently stepped out wearing one, and last week there was a sort of official embalmment of the mask as a symbol of popular feeling when Shepard Fairey altered his famous “Hope” image of Barack Obama to portray a protester wearing one.

It all comes back to Moore – a private man with knotty greying hair and a magnificent beard, who prefers to live without an internet connection and who has not had a working telly for months “on an obscure point of principle” about the digital signal in his hometown of Northampton. He has never yet properly commented on the Vendetta mask phenomenon, and speaking on the phone from his home, Moore seems variously baffled, tickled, roused and quite pleased that his creation has become such a prominent emblem of modern activism.

“I suppose when I was writing V for Vendetta I would in my secret heart of hearts have thought: wouldn’t it be great if these ideas actually made an impact? So when you start to see that idle fantasy intrude on the regular world… It’s peculiar. It feels like a character I created 30 years ago has somehow escaped the realm of fiction.”

V for Vendetta tells of a future Britain (actually 1997, nearly two decades into the future when Moore wrote it) under the heel of a dictatorship. The population are depressed and doing little to help themselves. Enter Evey, an orphan, and V, a costumed vigilante who takes an interest in her. Over 38 chapters, each titled with a word beginning with “V”, we follow the brutal, loquacious antihero and his apprentice as they torment the ruling powers with acts of violent resistance. Throughout, V wears a mask that he never removes: bleached skin and rosy cheeks, pencil beard, eyes half shut above an inscrutable grin. You’ve probably come to know it well.

“That smile is so haunting,” says Moore. “I tried to use the cryptic nature of it to dramatic effect. We could show a picture of the character just standing there, silently, with an expression that could have been pleasant, breezy or more sinister.” As well as the mask, Occupy protesters have taken up as a marrying slogan “We are the 99%”; a reference, originally, to American dissatisfaction with the richest 1% of the US population having such vast control over the country. “And when you’ve got a sea of V masks, I suppose it makes the protesters appear to be almost a single organism – this “99%” we hear so much about. That in itself is formidable. I can see why the protesters have taken to it.”

Moore first noticed the masks being worn by members of the Anonymous group, “bothering Scientologists halfway down Tottenham Court Road” in 2008. It was a demonstration by the online collective against alleged attempts to censor a YouTube video. “I could see the sense of wearing a mask when you were going up against a notoriously litigious outfit like the Church of Scientology.”

But with the mask’s growing popularity, Moore has come to see its appeal as about something more than identity-shielding. “It turns protests into performances. The mask is very operatic; it creates a sense of romance and drama. I mean, protesting, protest marches, they can be very demanding, very gruelling. They can be quite dismal. They’re things that have to be done, but that doesn’t necessarily mean that they’re tremendously enjoyable – whereas actually, they should be.”

At one point in V for Vendetta, V lectures Evey about the importance of melodrama in a resistance effort. Says Moore: “I think it’s appropriate that this generation of protesters have made their rebellion into something the public at large can engage with more readily than with half-hearted chants, with that traditional, downtrodden sort of British protest. These people look like they’re having a good time. And that sends out a tremendous message.”

Hitler Wins

Tuesday, November 29th, 2011

One of the most popular forms of alternate history is the story in which Hitler wins — but not all such stories are alternate history:

For more than half a century it has been an enjoyable creative exercise to imagine what kind of ALTERNATE HISTORY might have evolved had Germany won WORLD WAR TWO, and many novels and stories have been written to explore that assumption. But even before the rise of Adolf Hitler (1889-1945), novels like Milo HASTINGS‘s City of Endless Night (June-November 1919 True Story as “Children of ‘Kultur’”; rev 1920) – some of the imagery of which influenced Fritz LANG‘s Metropolis (1926) – envision the Germany of the future in stridently DYSTOPIAN terms; indeed, the first explicit Hitler-Wins tales were not exercises in the reimagining of history but Dreadful Warnings in the tradition of the FUTURE WAR tale: graphic anticipations of what might actually come to pass, unless something is done. The difference between these texts and later ALTERNATE HISTORY tales is profound. (For further discussion of the distinction between alternate history and the FUTURE WAR/FUTURE HISTORY, see bottom paragraph of text.)

The exceptionally nightmarish Swastika Night (1937) as by Murray Constantine (> Katherine BURDEKIN) is, therefore, not set in an alternate world, and nor are several others published 1939-1945. Other examples of FUTURE WAR fictions – or, as in the case of Swastika Night, with its long FEMINIST perspective over several centuries, more properly FUTURE HISTORY fictions – are Loss of Eden (1940; vt If Hitler Comes 1941) by Douglas BROWN and Christopher {SERPELL}, Then We Shall Hear Singing (1942) by Storm JAMESON, Grand Canyon (1942) by Vita SACKVILLE-WEST, If We Should Fail (1942) by Marion {WHITE}, I, James Blunt (1943 chap) by H V MORTON, The Bells Rang (1943) by Anthony ARMSTRONG and Bruce Graeme (1900-1982), When Adolf Came (1943) by Martin HAWKIN, the film The Silent Village (1943) directed by Humphrey Jennings (1907-1950), and Erwin LESSNER‘s Phantom Victory: The Fourth Reich 1945-1960 (1944). The only genuine ALTERNATE HISTORY tale from these years seems to be We Band of Brothers (1939) by George Cecil FOSTER writing as Seaforth, in which conflict breaks out in 1938, ending a year later in the retirement of a successful Hitler and the founding of something like the United Nations. A subcategory – tales in which Hitler seems about to win, but loses an important battle or secret at the last moment – includes many borderline tales of warfare and espionage; among the serious examples are detailed fictional prognoses like Fred ALLHOFF‘s Lightning in the Night (31 August-16 November 1940 LIBERTY; 1979), which predicts a US readiness to use nuclear weapons against Germany as a final resort, and Invasion: Being an Eyewitness Account of the Nazi Invasion (1940) by Hendrik Willem {VAN LOON}.

The death of Hitler in 1945 marked the end of the real WORLD WAR TWO in Europe, but for any number of reasons – the astonishing intensity (and intoxicating vacancy) of the evil he represented; the dreadful clarity of the consequences had the Allies failed; the melodramatic intensity of the conflict itself, with the whole war seeming (then and later) to turn on linchpin decisions and events; and (shamingly) the cheap aesthetic appeal of Nazism, with its Art Deco gear, its sanserif, Babylonian architecture, its brutal elites, its autobahns and Blitzes and Panzer strikes, its extremely attractive helmets, its secrecy and PARANOIA – the war very soon became a focus for speculative thought, and it was only a few months before the first alternate-world Hitler-wins tale was published (in HUNGARY): László Gáspár’s Mi, I. Adolf ["We, Adolf 1"] (1945). After Noel {COWARD}’s play, “Peace in our Time” (performed 1947; 1948), which is set in an ALTERNATE HISTORY LONDON just after the Nazis have won the Battle of Britain, the first significant example in English was SARBAN‘s The Sound of His Horn (1952), which sinuously intertwines sadism and aesthetics into a vision of decadence with roots in Germany’s mythic past. The sardonic MEDIEVAL FUTURISM of the book, which Sarban may have taken from Swastika Night (see above), may have influenced – and certainly served as a tonal precedent for – several works both within the field, like Keith ROBERTS‘s “Weihnachtsabend” (in New Worlds Quarterly 4, anth 1972, ed Michael MOORCOCK), and outside it, as in non-alternate-history fictional portrayals of Germany in faux-pastoral terms like The Birthday King (1962) by Gabriel Fielding (1916-1986) or Le Roi des Aulnes (1970; trans Barbara Bray as The Erl-King 1972 UK) by Michel Tournier (1924-    ). A speculative essay of note is “If Hitler had Won World War II” (19 December 1961 Look) by William L Shirer.

The most famous single Hitler-wins sf tale is probably Philip K DICK‘s The Man in the High Castle (1962), where the German and Japanese victory becomes a kind of poisonous backdrop for a complex tale set in a psychically devastated America; and the most telling commentary on the moral underside of the subgenre is Norman SPINRAD‘s The Iron Dream (1972), in which the young Hitler, a failure at politics, becomes a pulp novelist whose tale Lord of the Swastika exploits, to savagely ironic effect, some of the responses of many readers to tales of “genuine” Nazi triumph.

(Hat tip to Dave Gottlieb, who mentioned it in a comment.)

The Walking Debt

Tuesday, November 29th, 2011

If only one man, Jon Stewart says, could embody the corporate-industrial-government complex in all its cluster$#@!itude:



(Hat tip to Borepatch.)

Fallen Axis

Monday, November 28th, 2011

The Onion reports that in an alternate universe, the Aryan Broadcasting Company-owned Sci-Fi Channel is broadcasting Falling Axis, which portrays what would have happened if Germany had lost the war:

“Not only is Fallen Axis a chilling, what-if story of a world gone mad, it also asks a number of important questions about what Germany’s victory meant, and why its sacred mission was so critical to the fatherland and all of humankind,” said Hans von Winterstein, TV critic for the Deutsche-American Zeitung. “And Rolf Staal’s performance as former cowboy actor Henry Fonda II, the monstrous American president who attempts to spread his country’s insidious political and economic liberalism across the globe, will horrify even the most stoic among us.”

Producers said depicting the fictional, non-German-controlled America cost upwards of 40 million reichsmarks per episode, with much of the budget going toward recreating the cities of Washington, D.C. and New York exactly as they would have appeared before the famous tide-turning Luftwaffe strike of 1951. In addition, test audiences reported being impressed by the show’s painstaking portrayal of a topsy-turvy 2009 in which American big-band music plays on every radio, Mickey Mouse spouts pro-Semitic propaganda from every cinema screen, and dilution of the supreme race runs rampant.

The show is considered by many to be another boon to the Sci-Fi Channel’s fall schedule, which also includes Battlestar Gleichschaltung, a weekly drama about a starship crew that enforces the total coordination of intergalactic society and commerce, and the hit reality series Jew Hunters, in which a team of paranormal investigators scour banks and former Polish ghettos in search of Jewish spirits.

How The Empire Strikes Back Should Have Ended

Sunday, November 27th, 2011

How The Empire Strikes Back should have ended:



“This is not a negotiation.”

Wild Cards

Sunday, November 27th, 2011

When I first watched Heroes, it reminded my of G.R.R. Martin’s Wild Cards anthology, which brought a number of sci-fi authors together to write gritty and “realistic” superhero stories in a shared fictional universe.

Then Martin’s Song of Ice and Fire series made its way to HBO. With the success of both Heroes and A Game of Thrones then, we shouldn’t be surprised that Syfy Films has acquired the rights to Wild Cards:

The tales, written initially by science fiction and fantasy authors who also included Roger Zelazny and Lewis Shiner, among others, provided an alternate history of Earth and told superhero stories grounded in realism, a strategy that would be emulated in both comics and, later, in movies such as the recent Christopher Nolan-directed Batman films.

“We had a love of comics books and superheroes that we grew up on,” Martin, who had fan letter published in a Marvel comic in the 1960s, tells The Hollywood Reporter. “But we approached the material differently. We wanted to do it in a grittier, more adult manner than what we were seeing in the ’80s. It’s something that many other people have been doing in the decades ever since.”

One of the unique aspects of the books ­ (the series has changed publishers several times, it is now on volume 22) is the way the characters evolve. Some age, some marry, some die, new ones are introduced, building a tapestry of stories.
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“One of the things we have going is the sense of history,” he says. “The comics in the mainstream are doing retcons [retroactive continuity] all the time. [Heroes] get married, then one day, the publisher changes his mind, and then they’re no longer married. To my mind, it’s very frustrating. [Our stories] are in real time. It’s a world that is changing in parallel to our own.”

“This is, beyond Marvel and DC, really the only universe where you have fully realized, fully integrated characters that have been built and developed over the course of 25 years,” says Gregory Noveck, Syfy Films’ senior vp production who joined the division in May and who targeted the books for acquisition. “The trick for us is to find what’s the best movie.”

It really does seem like a better fit for a series.

(Hat tip to Mitro at the Alternate History Weekly Update.)

How The Wizard of Oz Should Have Ended

Saturday, November 26th, 2011

How The Wizard of Oz should have ended:



(Hat tip to Borepatch.)

Life’s a Happy Song

Sunday, November 20th, 2011

Composer Bret McKenzie, of Flight of the Conchords, and Kermit the Frog, of the Muppets, sing Life’s a Happy Song: