Warners connected to the film ‘Bone’

Monday, March 17th, 2008

This could be good news. Warners connected to the film ‘Bone’:

Warner Bros. has picked up rights to “Bone,” the acclaimed independent comic book series from artist Jeff Smith. Dan Lin will produce.

Of course, the last time Bone looked like it might get turned into a film, things didn’t work out:

An animated version was in development at Nickelodeon Films but fell through, partly because Smith was displeased that the studio was aiming it for kids and wanted the film to include pop songs.

Why do you buy the rights to something like Bone if you don’t want to produce something like Bone?

David Mamet: Why I Am No Longer a ‘Brain-Dead Liberal’

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

David Mamet explains why he is no longer a “brain-dead liberal”:

I wrote a play about politics (November, Barrymore Theater, Broadway, some seats still available). And as part of the “writing process,” as I believe it’s called, I started thinking about politics. This comment is not actually as jejune as it might seem. Porgy and Bess is a buncha good songs but has nothing to do with race relations, which is the flag of convenience under which it sailed.

But my play, it turned out, was actually about politics, which is to say, about the polemic between persons of two opposing views. The argument in my play is between a president who is self-interested, corrupt, suborned, and realistic, and his leftish, lesbian, utopian-socialist speechwriter.

The play, while being a laugh a minute, is, when it’s at home, a disputation between reason and faith, or perhaps between the conservative (or tragic) view and the liberal (or perfectionist) view. The conservative president in the piece holds that people are each out to make a living, and the best way for government to facilitate that is to stay out of the way, as the inevitable abuses and failures of this system (free-market economics) are less than those of government intervention.

I took the liberal view for many decades, but I believe I have changed my mind.

As a child of the ’60s, I accepted as an article of faith that government is corrupt, that business is exploitative, and that people are generally good at heart.

These cherished precepts had, over the years, become ingrained as increasingly impracticable prejudices. Why do I say impracticable? Because although I still held these beliefs, I no longer applied them in my life. [...] I found I had been — rather charmingly, I thought — referring to myself for years as “a brain-dead liberal,” and to NPR as “National Palestinian Radio.”

This is, to me, the synthesis of this worldview with which I now found myself disenchanted: that everything is always wrong.

And, I wondered, how could I have spent decades thinking that I thought everything was always wrong at the same time that I thought I thought that people were basically good at heart? Which was it? I began to question what I actually thought and found that I do not think that people are basically good at heart; indeed, that view of human nature has both prompted and informed my writing for the last 40 years. I think that people, in circumstances of stress, can behave like swine, and that this, indeed, is not only a fit subject, but the only subject, of drama.

I’d observed that lust, greed, envy, sloth, and their pals are giving the world a good run for its money, but that nonetheless, people in general seem to get from day to day; and that we in the United States get from day to day under rather wonderful and privileged circumstances—that we are not and never have been the villains that some of the world and some of our citizens make us out to be, but that we are a confection of normal (greedy, lustful, duplicitous, corrupt, inspired—in short, human) individuals living under a spectacularly effective compact called the Constitution, and lucky to get it.

For the Constitution, rather than suggesting that all behave in a godlike manner, recognizes that, to the contrary, people are swine and will take any opportunity to subvert any agreement in order to pursue what they consider to be their proper interests.

To that end, the Constitution separates the power of the state into those three branches which are for most of us (I include myself) the only thing we remember from 12 years of schooling.

The Constitution, written by men with some experience of actual government, assumes that the chief executive will work to be king, the Parliament will scheme to sell off the silverware, and the judiciary will consider itself Olympian and do everything it can to much improve (destroy) the work of the other two branches. So the Constitution pits them against each other, in the attempt not to achieve stasis, but rather to allow for the constant corrections necessary to prevent one branch from getting too much power for too long.

Rather brilliant. For, in the abstract, we may envision an Olympian perfection of perfect beings in Washington doing the business of their employers, the people, but any of us who has ever been at a zoning meeting with our property at stake is aware of the urge to cut through all the pernicious bullshit and go straight to firearms.

I found not only that I didn’t trust the current government (that, to me, was no surprise), but that an impartial review revealed that the faults of this president—whom I, a good liberal, considered a monster—were little different from those of a president whom I revered.

Bush got us into Iraq, JFK into Vietnam. Bush stole the election in Florida; Kennedy stole his in Chicago. Bush outed a CIA agent; Kennedy left hundreds of them to die in the surf at the Bay of Pigs. Bush lied about his military service; Kennedy accepted a Pulitzer Prize for a book written by Ted Sorenson. Bush was in bed with the Saudis, Kennedy with the Mafia. Oh.

And I began to question my hatred for “the Corporations” — the hatred of which, I found, was but the flip side of my hunger for those goods and services they provide and without which we could not live.

And I began to question my distrust of the “Bad, Bad Military” of my youth, which, I saw, was then and is now made up of those men and women who actually risk their lives to protect the rest of us from a very hostile world. Is the military always right? No. Neither is government, nor are the corporations — they are just different signposts for the particular amalgamation of our country into separate working groups, if you will. Are these groups infallible, free from the possibility of mismanagement, corruption, or crime? No, and neither are you or I. So, taking the tragic view, the question was not “Is everything perfect?” but “How could it be better, at what cost, and according to whose definition?” Put into which form, things appeared to me to be unfolding pretty well.

Read the whole thing. Then read Masks in a Pageant by William Allen White. I haven’t read it, but Mamet recommends it highly. I suppose you might consider reading some Mamet too.

McCartney cashes in on Beatles’ catalog

Monday, March 10th, 2008

McCartney cashes in on Beatles' catalog — to the tune of $400 million:

British singer Paul McCartney has reached a $400 million agreement with iTunes for the distribution of the Beatles’ back catalog.

The former Beatles star, who is currently mired in a bitter divorce, officially sanctioned the Internet download service to offer the band’s musical hits from albums such as “Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band,” the Daily Mail said Saturday.

McCartney will not be the only one enjoying the profitable deal. Former Beatles drummer Ringo Starr will receive a portion of the profits, as will the families of late Beatles stars George Harrison and John Lennon.

Portions of the multimillion-dollar payout also will go to pop singer Michael Jackson, along with the EMI and Sony recording groups, who each own certain Beatles recording or publishing rights.

Journalist becomes the story at Mark Zuckerberg SXSWi keynote

Monday, March 10th, 2008

Journalist becomes the story at Mark Zuckerberg SXSWi keynote:

Ugh. Talk about losing an audience.

During Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg’s keynote address Sunday here at South by Southwest Interactive (SXSWi), on-stage interviewer Sarah Lacy out-and-out bombed, becoming much more of the story than she should have been and having the capacity crowd turn on her over the course of the hour discussion.

“Other than rough interviews,” an audience member asked Zuckerberg during a short Q&A session at the end of the keynote, “what are some of the biggest challenges Facebook faces?”

“Has this been a rough interview?” Lacy asked Zuckerberg.

“I wasn’t asking you, I was asking Mark,” the audience member said.

The battle between Lacy and the audience began almost immediately. From the beginning of her interview with Zuckerberg, she repeatedly interrupted him, and all around me, I started to hear annoyed murmurs of people saying that she should stop doing so.

Later on, Zuckerberg himself seemed to get annoyed by Lacy’s style. As he was answering one of her questions, she began to talk over him, only to notice his reaction.

“I kind of cut you off,” she said. “You kind of had this hurt look, like, ‘I was talking.’”

Near me in the third row of the ballroom, someone said, “Is she serious?”

It only got worse from there.

At one point, Lacy got confused about how much time was left for the interview, and Zuckerberg teased her.

“Did you run out of questions?” he asked.

The line got a huge cheer from the thousands in the audience.

By now, it became clear to me and everyone around me that the audience was totally on Zuckerberg’s side and totally against Lacy. A few minutes later she began to ask him about a series of journals he has kept about Facebook’s progress over the years. Zuckerberg clearly felt that she was leading him, and seemed to clam up a little bit.

“You have to ask questions,” he said.

Again, his line generated a massive cheer from the crowd.

By now, Lacy was becoming aware of how she was losing the crowd, and said, “Anybody who’s seen my (TV) show…has seen me throw a whole glass of water on (Techcrunch founder Michael) Arrington.”

With a sly look, Zuckerberg grabbed her water glass and moved it out of her reach.

She then tried to follow up the line of questioning about the journals, saying that one of the interesting things about his process was that he burned the journals when he was done with them.

“I don’t do that,” Zuckerberg said. “You made that up.”

Shocked, Lacy called out to the back of the room where someone who had apparently sat and talked with Lacy and Zuckerberg the night before was sitting in an attempt to get confirmation that he had said he burned his journals.

Someone from the crowd yelled out at the top of his lungs, “Talk about something interesting!”

Again, a monstrous cheer.

At this point, Lacy lost it.

“Try doing what I do for a living,” she said. “It’s not that easy.”

The crowd was not sympathetic, and some demanded that she turn the microphone over to the audience so they could ask questions.

So she responded angrily, “Let’s go with the Digg model and let them have mob rule.”

And as the audience members began to ask questions, she said, “Someone send me a message afterward about exactly why I sucked so much.”

In response, someone yelled out, “What’s your e-mail address?”

And someone else shouted, “Check Twitter.”

Indeed, a quick glance at some of the Tweets that went out during the interview were devastating to Lacy.
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But it was her style that lost her the audience almost from the minute it started. She seemed flirty with him, trying to put on an air of being his buddy, when what the audience wanted was to listen to Zuckerberg talk.

Sarah Lacy’s response isn’t too impressive either:

Geek Love

Sunday, March 9th, 2008

Adam Rogers, a senior editor at Wired, has written a piece for the New York Times dedicated to Gary Gygax — Geek Love:

We live in Gary Gygax’s world. The most popular books on earth are fantasy novels about wizards and magic swords. The most popular movies are about characters from superhero comic books. The most popular TV shows look like elaborate role-playing games: intricate, hidden-clue-laden science fiction stories connected to impossibly mathematical games that live both online and in the real world. And you, the viewer, can play only if you’ve sufficiently mastered your home-entertainment command center so that it can download a snippet of audio to your iPhone, process it backward with beluga whale harmonic sequences and then podcast the results to the members of your Yahoo group.

If Saul Bass did the titles for Star Wars

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

If Saul Bass did the titles for Star Wars, they’d look something like this:

As this Saul Bass Retrospective explains, he made his name with the title sequence to The Man with the Golden Arm. He also did the title sequence to Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho. I had no idea he did the title sequence to Alien.

His title sequence to Anatomy of a Murder perhaps best exemplifies the signature style being spoofed — pardon, being paid homage to — by that Star Wars sequence:

Or perhaps his title sequence to It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World:

Moebius Transformations Revealed

Sunday, March 2nd, 2008

Moebius Transformations Revealed:

(Hat tip to mon père — ages ago, but I just got around to watching the video.)

Legends of Charlemagne Illustrations by N.C. Wyeth

Sunday, February 24th, 2008

I do not know how I managed to miss the fact that Bulfinch’s Legends of Charlemagne was published as a separate volume — outside of his Mythology — with illustrations by N.C. Wyeth.

Mr. Door Tree shares some of those illustrations in his Golden Age Comic Book Stories (spread across multiple pages).

(Hat tip to Drawn!)

Mondo

Sunday, February 24th, 2008

I never quite knew what mondo was supposed to mean — vaguely “over the top” was my understanding — and I certainly didn’t know that it had a clear, specific origin:

The fad started with the Italian film Mondo Cane (A Dog’s World, also a mild Italian curse; “mondo” literally means “world”) made in 1962 by Gualtiero Jacopetti and proved quite popular. Mondo films are often easily recognized by name, as even English language mondo films often included the term “mondo” in their titles. Over the years the film makers wanted to top each other in shock value in order to draw in audiences. Cruelty to animals, accidents, tribal initiation rites and surgeries are a common feature of a typical mondo. Much of the action is also staged, even though the film makers may claim their goal to document only “the reality”.

Although the craze really hit in the 1960s, it made a comeback with Faces of Death in the 1980s.

I Am Paladin (And So Can You)

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008



D&D artist Todd Lockwood has produced a portrait of America’s greatest hero, Stephen Colbert.

Murder, My Sweet

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

I just watched Murder, My Sweet, the noir classic — and it does include some wonderfully noir cinematography. The film is based on Raymond Chandler’s novel, Farewell, My Lovely — they changed the name, because the lead actor, Dick Powell, had starred in a number of musical comedies, and Farewell, My Lovely sounded like one more.

Chandler himself approved of Powell’s portrayal of Philip Marlowe, but I had a really tough time seeing Powell as a really tough guy — and I laughed out loud when Claire Trevor (as femme fatale Helen Grayle) said, “You’ve got a nice build for a private detective.” Even for 1944, that is not a good build.

One odd bit of trivia: In the movie — again, Murder, My Sweet — the evil psychiatrist mentions using digitalis on our hero. In the book — again, Farewell, My Lovely — he uses scopolamine (also known as Columbian devil’s breath), which makes much more sense:

“There’s a drug called scopolamine, truth serum, that sometimes makes people talk without their knowing it. It’s not sure fire, any more than hypnotism is. But it sometimes works.”
— Marlowe in Farewell, My Lovely

Ben-Hur

Monday, February 18th, 2008

I just — finally — got around to seeing the film classic, Ben-Hur, and certain parts had me asking, “Did this play really differently in 1959?” It turns out that a Wikipedia contributor noted the same thing:

In interviews for the 1986 book The Celluloid Closet, and later the 1995 documentary of the same name, screenwriter Gore Vidal asserts that he persuaded director Wyler to allow a carefully veiled homoerotic subtext between Messala and Ben-Hur. Vidal says his aim was to explain Messala’s extreme reaction to Ben-Hur’s refusal to name fellow Jews. Surely, Vidal argued, Messala should have been able to understand that Ben-Hur, his close friend since childhood, would not be willing to name the names of his fellow Jews to a Roman officer. Vidal suggested a motivation to Wyler: Messala and Ben-Hur had been homosexual lovers while growing up, and then separated for a few years while Messala was in Rome. When Messala returns to Judea, he wants to renew the relationship with Ben-Hur, but Ben-Hur is no longer interested. It is the anger of a scorned lover which motivates Messala’s vindictiveness toward Ben-Hur. Since the Hollywood production code would not permit this to appear on screen explicitly, it would have to be implied by the actors. Vidal suggested to Wyler that he would direct Stephen Boyd to play the role that way, but not tell Heston. Vidal claims that Wyler took his advice, and that the results can be seen in the film. Vidal is the only person ever to make this claim, and Heston insisted that Vidal had little to do with the final film. However, Vidal responded by producing extracts from Heston’s 1978 biography An Actor’s Life, in which the star described Vidal authoring most of the final screenplay.

On a more serious note, the novel, Ben-Hur: A Tale of the Christ, was a phenomenal success in its day:

The novel was a phenomenal best-seller; it soon surpassed Harriet Beecher Stowe’s Uncle Tom’s Cabin (1852) as the best-selling American novel and retained this distinction until the 1936 publication of Margaret Mitchell’s Gone with the Wind. In 1912, Sears Roebuck published one million copies to sell for 39 cents apiece: the largest single-year print edition in American history. The book was also the first work of fiction to be blessed by a pope.

One last thing: Roman naval ships did not use galley slaves at the oars. Oarsmen were trained professionals in the classical world.

5 Ways Hollywood Tricks You Into Seeing Bad Movies

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

This piece on 5 Ways Hollywood Tricks You Into Seeing Bad Movies isn’t particularly clever, but I did enjoy this infographic on Sweeney Todd‘s target market:

Sweet Heart

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

Since it’s Valentine’s Day, I suppose I should bring back this anatomically correct candy heart:

Artist Nathan Sawaya makes awesome Lego sculptures, but he also produces some super-sweet candy art. Case in point, this human heart fashioned from Necco Conversation Hearts, and “star bursts” made from Starbursts.

Kung Fu Panda

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

Jack Black as Kung Fu Panda? Yeah, I think I’m going to have to see that.