The Thinking Man’s Yobs

Tuesday, August 9th, 2011

The fact that London’s burning, literally, has me thinking of The Clash and their impressive-to-teens political stances:

The band’s music was often charged by a leftist political ideology.[62] Strummer, in particular, was a committed leftist. The Clash are credited with pioneering the advocacy of radical politics in punk rock, and were dubbed the “Thinking Man’s Yobs” by NME.[63] Like many early punk bands, the Clash protested against monarchy and aristocracy; however, unlike many of their peers, they rejected nihilism.[34] Instead, they found solidarity with a number of contemporary liberation movements and were involved with such groups as the Anti-Nazi League. In April 1978, the Clash headlined the Rock Against Racism concert in London’s Victoria Park for 80,000 people;[33] Strummer wore a T-shirt identifying two violent left-wing groups: the words “Brigade Rosse” — Italy’s Red Brigades — appeared alongside the insignia of the Red Army Faction — West Germany’s Baader-Meinhof Group.[64][65]

How brave of these thoughtful young English musicians to come out against the Nazis in 1978! Of course, coming out against the Nazis is just a (mildly) clever way of calling your opponents Nazis. No real Nazis are harmed in the process.

It’s hard to take their angry claims of non-violence seriously when they sing — or chant, really — about rioting and wear shirts emblazoned with the symbols of terrorist groups responsible for numerous shootings, bombings, and kidnappings.

Their politics were made explicit in the lyrics of such early recordings as “White Riot”, which encouraged disaffected white youths to become politically active like their black counterparts; “Career Opportunities”, which addressed the alienation of low-paid, routinized jobs and discontent over the lack of alternatives; and “London’s Burning”, about the bleakness and boredom of life in the inner city.[45] Artist Caroline Coon, who was associated with the punk scene, argued that “[t]hose tough, militaristic songs were what we needed as we went into Thatcherism”.[66] The scope of the band’s political interests widened on later recordings. The title of Sandinista! celebrated the left-wing rebels who had recently overthrown Nicaraguan despot Anastasio Somoza Debayle, and the album was filled with songs driven by other political issues extending far beyond British shores: “Washington Bullets” addressed covert military operations around the globe, while “The Call-Up” was a meditation on US draft policies.[67] Combat Rock’s “Straight to Hell” is described by scholars Simon Reynolds and Joy Press as an “around-the-world-at-war-in-five-verses guided tour of hell-zones where boy-soldiers had languished.”[68]

When punk rock took off, England was in a terrible state. For instance, London had massive piles of trash towering over people’s heads due to a garbage strike.

So, with the obvious failure of the post-war consensus, these disenchanted youths turned away from Labour and toward Thatcher and the Conservative Party, right?  Um, no, not so much.

The band’s political sentiments were reflected in their resistance to the music industry’s usual profit motivations; even at their peak, tickets to shows and souvenirs were reasonably priced.[34] The group insisted that CBS sell their double and triple album sets London Calling and Sandinista! for the price of a single album each (then £5), succeeding with the former and compromising with the latter by agreeing to sell it for £5.99 and forfeit all their performance royalties on its first 200,000 sales.[33][69] These “VFM” (value for money) principles meant that they were constantly in debt to CBS, and only started to break even around 1982.[1]

The Clash’s first single, White Riot, makes the juvenile political statement that white “youths” should riot like their black counterparts — for, well, something:

Lyrically, the song is about class economics and race and thus proved controversial: many people thought it was advocating a kind of race war.[1] Rather, lyricist Joe Strummer was trying to appeal to white youths to find a worthy cause to riot, as he felt blacks in the UK already had. It contains a positive message in the lines “Are you taking over / Or are you taking orders? / Are you going backwards / Or are you going forwards?”

The song was written after Joe Strummer and bassist Paul Simonon were involved in the riots at the Notting Hill Carnival of 1976.

London’s Burning, which sounds awfully political, is about getting bored in traffic:

It is sung by Joe Strummer (and Mick Jones in the chorus), who starts the song shouting “London’s Burning!” two times. The song continues talking about the problems in the England’s traffic lines, who makes people stay in the car until the night falls, feeling bored and far of their homes. This message is clearly seen in the next verse: “I’m up and down the Westway, in an’ out the lights/ What a great traffic system — it’s so bright/ I can’t think of a better way to spend the night/ Then speeding around underneath the yellow lights”

Career Opportunities sounds sincere — if oblivious to just why the situation might be so bleak:

The song attacks the political and economic situation in England at the time, citing the lack of jobs available, particularly to youth, and the dreariness and lack of appeal of those that were available. They specifically mention service in the military and police forces in addition to jobs that are often perceived as being ‘menial’ such as a bus driver or ticket inspector, as well as “making tea at the BBC”.

The line “I won’t open letter bombs for you” is a reference to a former job of Clash guitarist Mick Jones, opening letters for a British government department to make sure they weren’t rigged with mailbombs.

English Civil War, from their next album, attacks the burgeoning British National Front — which would go on to receive 0.6 percent of the vote in the 1979 general election. The left-wing Clash chose a still from the 1954 animated Animal Farm film for the single’s cover art — which seems appropriately Orwellian.

Oddly, The Guns of Brixton, from London Calling, is not about the race riots in Brixton in 1981 — because it was recorded in 1979.

Scott Adams on the Benefits of Boredom

Sunday, August 7th, 2011

Back in 2003, we had something called boredom, Scott Adams (Dilbert) quips:

We’ve won the war on boredom! If you have a smartphone in your pocket, a game console in the living room, a Kindle in your backpack and an iPad in the kitchen, you never need to suffer a minute without stimulation. Yay!

But wait — we might be in dangerous territory. Experts say our brains need boredom so we can process thoughts and be creative. I think they’re right. I’ve noticed that my best ideas always bubble up when the outside world fails in its primary job of frightening, wounding or entertaining me.

I make my living being creative and have always assumed that my potential was inherited from my parents. But for allowing my creativity to flourish, I have to credit the soul-crushing boredom of my childhood.

Old Europe as Tigana

Friday, August 5th, 2011

The fate of old, pre-World War Europe reminds Mencius Moldbug of Guy Gavriel Kay’s fantasy novel, Tigana:

The plot focuses on a group of rebels attempting to overthrow both tyrants and win back their homeland. Many of the rebels are natives of the province of Tigana, which was the province that most ably resisted Brandin: In a crucial battle, Brandin’s son was killed. In retaliation for this, Brandin attacked Tigana and crushed it more savagely than any other part of the Palm; then, following this victory, he used his magic to remove the name and history of Tigana from the minds of the population. Brandin named it Lower Corte, making Corte, their traditional enemies to their north, seem superior to a land that was all but forgotten.

Only those born in Tigana before the invasion can hear or speak its name, or remember it as it was; as far as everyone else is concerned, that area of the country has always been an insignificant part of a neighbouring province, hence the rebels are battling for the very soul of their country.

This makes more sense when you realize that modern Europe, according to Moldbug, was remade by the American Left after World War II, and old Europe was equated with fascism.

Summer TV’s Top Target: Boys

Friday, August 5th, 2011

I’ve heard good things about Phineas and Ferb, but I didn’t realize the Disney show was part of a strategy to break out of their girl-orientation and target boys:

“We definitely set out to create a boy’s franchise. That was our goal. That group was underserved,” says Adam Sanderson, senior vice president, franchise management, at Disney-ABC Television Group. A nationwide live stadium show set for 85 cities, “Disney’s Phineas and Ferb: The Best Live Tour Ever!,” kicks off this summer.

Disney has put its licensing heft behind Phineas and Ferb, who have appeared on Kraft Macaroni & Cheese, Johnson & Johnson’s Band-Aid bandages and Kellogg’s Fruit Snacks, among other products. Skateboards, guitars and raincoats sold at stores like Wal-Mart, Kohl’s and Target are geared to young adults, so little boys will aspire to have them, too. “Disney’s whole thing was to develop a boy’s brand because it’s always been about princesses,” says Griffin Bentley, vice president of licensing for Mad Engine Inc., of San Diego, which has sold more than two million “Phineas and Ferb” T-shirts since 2008.

The approach seems to be working. Of the series’ 1.3 million viewers ages 6 to 11, roughly 48% are boys, compared with 39% for the Disney Channel overall. In May, a “Phineas and Ferb” show launched at Disney World. A feature film is in development.

The 6-to-11 age range is television programmers’ sweet spot. TV for kids under 6 can be controversial, and shows aimed at preschoolers generally have an educational or an emotional lesson, which appeases parents and cuts down on criticism from advocacy groups looking to curb TV-watching among young children. But there’s no need for tricky educational story lines for older kids. Shows can be purely entertaining.

Starting somewhere around 6, kids start exercising more independence in their TV viewing. A 2010 study from ad-buying firm Horizon Media found 55% of 6- to 11-year-olds have a TV in their rooms. Advertisers, led by fast food and movie studios, spent $121 million last year to reach kids via network and cable TV, according to Kantar Media.

It’s also the age when boys’ viewing takes a sharp turn away from girls’. “Kids watch the same stuff until age 5 or 6, and then they start to diverge,” says Linda Simensky, vice president of children’s programming at PBS, which in January came out with “Wild Kratts,” an animated show about brothers who travel the world looking for animals and acquiring their characteristics.

Some time after viewers hit age 6, story lines that appeal to girls—about friendship, romance, gossiping—start to make boys cringe. Boys like TV shows about robots and action. They prefer shows with male leads.

And according to recent research, they also prefer animation. Cartoons have dominated preschool programming, but few recent animated shows have had the boy-only appeal of “Transformers,” “G.I. Joe” and other retro classics. Meanwhile, live-action shows, with few exceptions, have tended to feature female leads, whether it’s Disney shows with stars like Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus, or Nickelodeon’s “iCarly” (about girl with a Web show) and “Victorious” (about a girl at a performing-arts high school).

I’m still baffled that a media empire that has had so much success with princesses hasn’t found a way to work in a few masculine knights.

The Secret Origin of the Transformers

Friday, August 5th, 2011

Jim Shooter explains the convoluted origin of the Transformers:

In 1983, a toy company approached Marvel Comics seeking development of a toy property for comics, animation and other entertainment. The toys in question were cars and other vehicles that could be opened and unfolded into ROBOTS. Very cool.

The toy company was KNICKERBOCKER TOYS. They called their toy property, based on technology licensed from a Japanese company, the “MYSTERIONS.”

Marvel Comics was their second choice as a creative services provider. They had gone to DC Comics first. The executive who approached us showed us what DC had created for them. It was a comic book. He only had photocopies. I don’t believe the thing was ever printed.

It was awful.
[...]
So, we made a deal and began work. I wrote the back story and the treatment for the first story. They loved it.

The plan was for us to publish comics and for our studio, Marvel Productions, to produce a number of animated half-hours — six, I think. I forget. We would launch just before the pre-sale of the toys. Then follow it up in the spring when the initial wave of low price point items shipped. The usual.

We were asked to come to a meeting at Knickerbocker’s offices out in the wilds of Jersey somewhere.
[...]
The next day we learned that, just before our meeting, Hasbro had announced that it was acquiring Knickerbocker. Shakeup, indeed.

The deal with Knickerbocker fell victim to the takeover by Hasbro. The Hollywood term for similar events is “turnaround.” Projects begun by previous administrations are automatically put into turnaround, that is, on hold — usually permanently.
[...]
Some months later, the Hasbro exec who was Marvel’s main contact, Bob Prupis, came to my office. He pulled a few toy vehicles out of his bag and proceeded to open and unfold them into ROBOTS.

They were bigger and much more complex than the Mysterions. Different Japanese technology, same general idea.

Hasbro, he said, had the rights to the technology and toys based upon it. The problem, he said was story. He said that the Japanese storyline associated with the toys wasn’t useful. Japanese kids, apparently, don’t require much justification. Cars become robots, robots become cars. Well, of course they do. What do you mean, “why?”

(P.S. To this day I’ve never read or seen any of the Japanese storyline.)

American kids, he thought would like to know why. Did I think we could develop this toy concept for comics, animation and other entertainment the way we developed G.I. JOE?

Sure.

I didn’t mention the Mysterons, but, hey, if I could do it once, I figured I could do it again. I had to wonder, though, whether the Knickerbocker Mysterions somehow inspired Hasbro’s acquisition of the Transformers toys and technology.

Following the success of G.I. JOE, these toy developments had become a regular thing.

Marc Miyake has this to add:

As for the Japanese storylines associated with the Transformers before they became the Transformers, I can assure you they were detailed with logic behind the transformations: e.g., the transforming cassette tapes and so on were part of a boy’s secret arsenal against an alien invasion. And the transforming cars were supposed to fool alien invaders who would otherwise shoot at obvious military vehicles. I speak and read Japanese, and I spent my youth reading the backstories in the catalogs for Takara’s Microman and Diaclone lines. These backstories were expanded upon in spinoff manga: e.g., Yoshihiro Moritou’s Microman which ran in Japan’s TV Magazine for years. It would have been easy to fuse the backstories and adapt this existing material for the US market. (I spent 7th and 8th grade figuring out how to do that!) But for whatever reason, Hasbro didn’t like the Japanese backstories, and the Transformers backstory you created has endured 27 years, eclipsing the originals even in Japan itself.

Vote For Top-100 Science Fiction, Fantasy Titles

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2011

NPR is torturing geeks by asking them to vote for the top 100 science fiction and fantasy titles of all time.  Or at least I feel tortured by the limit of 10 votes.

Here is the long list of choices:

  • The Acts Of Caine Series, by Matthew Woodring Stover
  • The Algebraist, by Iain M. Banks
  • Altered Carbon, by Richard K. Morgan
  • American Gods, by Neil Gaiman
  • Anansi Boys, by Neil Gaiman
  • Anathem, by Neal Stephenson
  • Animal Farm, by George Orwell
  • The Anubis Gates, by Tim Powers
  • Armor, by John Steakley
  • The Baroque Cycle, by Neal Stephenson
  • Battlefield Earth, by L. Ron Hubbard
  • Beggars In Spain, by Nancy Kress
  • The Belgariad, by David Eddings
  • The Black Company Series, by Glen Cook
  • The Black Jewels Series, by Anne Bishop
  • The Book Of The New Sun, by Gene Wolfe
  • Brave New World, by Aldous Huxley
  • Bridge Of Birds, by Barry Hughart
  • The Callahan’s Series, by Spider Robinson
  • A Canticle For Leibowitz, by Walter M. Miller
  • The Cat Who Walked Through Walls, by Robert Heinlein
  • Cat’s Cradle , by Kurt Vonnegut
  • The Caves Of Steel, by Isaac Asimov
  • The Change Series, by S.M. Stirling
  • Childhood’s End, by Arthur C. Clarke
  • Children Of God, by Mary Doria Russell
  • The Chronicles Of Amber, by Roger Zelazny
  • The Chronicles Of Thomas Covenant, The Unbeliever, by Stephen R. Donaldson
  • The City And The City, by China Mieville
  • City And The Stars, by Arthur C. Clarke
  • A Clockwork Orange, by Anthony Burgess
  • The Codex Alera Series, by Jim Butcher
  • The Coldfire Trilogy, by C.S. Friedman
  • The Commonwealth Saga, by Peter F. Hamilton
  • The Company Wars, by C.J. Cherryh
  • The Conan The Barbarian Series, by R.E. Howard
  • Contact, by Carl Sagan
  • Cryptonomicon, by Neal Stephenson
  • The Crystal Cave, by Mary Stewart
  • The Culture Series, by Iain M. Banks
  • The Dark Tower Series, by Stephen King
  • The Day of Triffids, by John Wyndham
  • Deathbird Stories, by Harlan Ellison
  • The Deed of Paksennarion Trilogy, by Elizabeth Moon
  • The Demolished Man, by Alfred Bester
  • The Deverry Cycle, by Katharine Kerr
  • Dhalgren, by Samuel R. Delany
  • The Diamond Age, by Neil Stephenson
  • The Difference Engine, by William Gibson & Bruce Sterling
  • The Dispossessed, by Ursula K. LeGuin
  • Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?, by Philip K. Dick
  • Don’t Bite The Sun, by Tanith Lee
  • Doomsday Book, by Connie Willis
  • Dragonflight, by Anne McCaffrey
  • Dreamsnake, by Vonda McIntyre
  • The Dune Chronicles, by Frank Herbert
  • Earth, by David Brin
  • Earth Abides, by George R. Stewart
  • The Eisenhorn Omnibus, by Dan Abnett
  • The Elric Saga, by Michael Moorcock
  • Ender’s Game, by Orson Scott Card
  • Eon, by Greg Bear
  • The Eyes Of The Dragon, by Stephen King
  • The Eyre Affair, by Jasper Fforde
  • The Faded Sun Trilogy, by C.J. Cherryh
  • Fafhrd & The Gray Mouser Series, by Fritz Leiber
  • Fahrenheit 451, by Ray Bradbury
  • The Farseer Trilogy, by Robin Hobb
  • The Female Man, by Joanna Russ
  • The Fionavar Tapestry Trilogy, by Guy Gavriel Kay
  • A Fire Upon The Deep, by Vernor Vinge
  • The First Law Trilogy, by Joe Abercrombie
  • Flowers For Algernon, by Daniel Keys
  • The Foreigner Series, by C.J. Cherryh
  • The Forever War, by Joe Haldeman
  • The Foundation Trilogy, by Isaac Asimov
  • Frankenstein, by Mary Shelley
  • The Gaea Trilogy, by John Varley
  • The Gap Series, by Stephen R. Donaldson
  • The Gate To Women’s Country, by Sheri S. Tepper
  • Going Postal, by Terry Pratchett
  • The Gone-Away World, by Nick Harkaway
  • The Gormenghast Trilogy, by Mervyn Peake
  • Grass, by Sheri S. Tepper
  • Gravity’s Rainbow, by Thomas Pynchon
  • The Handmaid’s Tale, by Margaret Atwood
  • Hard-Boiled Wonderland And The End of The World, by Haruki Murakami
  • The Heechee Saga, by Frederik Pohl
  • The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy, by Douglas Adams
  • The Hollows Series, by Kim Harrison
  • House Of Leaves, by Mark Danielewski
  • The Hyperion Cantos, by Dan Simmons
  • I Am Legend, by Richard Matheson
  • I, Robot, by Isaac Asimov
  • The Illuminatus! Trilogy, by Robert Shea & Robert Anton Wilson
  • The Illustrated Man, by Ray Bradbury
  • The Incarnations Of Immortality Series, by Piers Anthony
  • The Inheritance Trilogy, by N.K. Jemisin
  • Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell, by Susanna Clarke
  • A Journey To The Center Of The Earth, by Jules Verne
  • Kindred, by Octavia Butler
  • The Kingkiller Chronicles, by Patrick Rothfuss
  • Kraken, by China Mieville
  • The Kushiel’s Legacy Series, by Jacqueline Carey
  • Last Call, by Tim Powers
  • The Last Coin, by James P. Blaylock
  • The Last Herald Mage Trilogy, by Mercedes Lackey
  • The Last Unicorn, by Peter S. Beagle
  • The Lathe Of Heaven, by Ursula K. LeGuin
  • The Left Hand Of Darkness, by Ursula K. LeGuin
  • The Legend Of Drizzt Series, by R.A. Salvatore
  • The Lensman Series, by E.E. Smith
  • The Liaden Universe Series, by Sharon Lee & Steve Miller
  • The Lies Of Locke Lamora, by Scott Lynch
  • Lilith’s Brood, by Octavia Butler
  • Little, Big, by John Crowley
  • The Liveship Traders Trilogy, by Robin Hobb
  • Lord Of Light, by Roger Zelazny
  • The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, by J.R.R. Tolkien
  • Lord Valentine’s Castle, by Robert Silverberg
  • Lucifer’s Hammer, by Larry Niven & Jerry Pournelle
  • Lud-in-the-Mist, by Hope Mirrlees
  • The Magicians, by Lev Grossman
  • The Malazan Book Of The Fallen Series, by Steven Erikson
  • The Man In The High Castle, by Philip K. Dick
  • The Manifold Trilogy, by Stephen Baxter
  • The Mars Trilogy, by Kim Stanley Robinson
  • The Martian Chronicles, by Ray Bradbury
  • Memory And Dream, by Charles de Lint
  • Memory, Sorrow, And Thorn Trilogy, by Tad Williams
  • Mindkiller, by Spider Robinson
  • The Mistborn Series, by Brandon Sanderson
  • The Mists Of Avalon, by Marion Zimmer Bradley
  • The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress, by Robert Heinlein
  • Mordant’s Need, by Stephen Donaldson
  • More Than Human, by Theodore Sturgeon
  • The Mote In God’s Eye, by Larry Niven & Jerry Pournelle
  • The Naked Sun, by Isaac Asimov
  • The Neanderthal Parallax Trilogy, by Robert J. Sawyer
  • Neuromancer, by William Gibson
  • Neverwhere, by Neil Gaiman
  • The Newsflesh Trilogy, by Mira Grant
  • The Night’s Dawn Trilogy, by Peter F. Hamilton
  • Novels Of The Company, by Kage Baker
  • Norstrilia, by Cordwainer Smith
  • The Number Of The Beast, by Robert Heinlein
  • Old Man’s War, by John Scalzi
  • On Basilisk Station, by David Weber
  • The Once And Future King, by T.H. White
  • Oryx And Crake, by Margaret Atwood
  • The Otherland Tetralogy, by Tad Williams
  • The Outlander Series, by Diana Gabaldan
  • Parable Of The Sower, by Octavia Butler
  • The Passage, by Justin Cronin
  • Pattern Recognition, by William Gibson
  • Perdido Street Station, by China Mieville
  • The Prestige, by Christopher Priest
  • The Pride Of Chanur, by C.J. Cherryh
  • The Prince Of Nothing Trilogy, by R. Scott Bakker
  • The Princess Bride, by William Goldman
  • Rainbows End, by Vernor Vinge
  • Rendezvous With Rama, by Arthur C. Clarke
  • Replay, by Ken Grimwood
  • Revelation Space, by Alistair Reynolds
  • Riddley Walker, by Russell Hoban
  • The Riftwar Saga, by Raymond E. Feist
  • Ringworld, by Larry Niven
  • The Riverworld Series, by Philip Jose Farmer
  • The Road, by Cormac McCarthy
  • The Saga Of Pliocene Exile, by Julian May
  • The Saga Of Recluce, by L.E. Modesitt Jr.
  • The Sandman Series, by Neil Gaiman
  • The Sarantine Mosaic Series, by Guy Gavriel Kay
  • A Scanner Darkly, by Philip K. Dick
  • The Scar, by China Mieville
  • The Shannara Trilogy, by Terry Brooks
  • The Shattered Chain Trilogy, by Marion Zimmer Bradley
  • The Silmarillion, by J.R.R. Tolkien
  • The Sirens Of Titan, by Kurt Vonnegut
  • Slaughterhouse-Five, by Kurt Vonnegut
  • Small Gods, by Terry Pratchett
  • Snow Crash, by Neal Stephenson
  • The Snow Queen, by Joan D. Vinge
  • Solaris, by Stanislaw Lem
  • Something Wicked This Way Comes, by Ray Bradbury
  • Song for the Basilisk, by Patricia McKillip
  • A Song Of Ice And Fire Series, by George R. R. Martin
  • The Space Trilogy, by C.S. Lewis
  • The Sparrow, by Mary Doria Russell
  • The Stainless Steel Rat Books, by Harry Harrison
  • Stand On Zanzibar, by John Brunner
  • The Stand, by Stephen King
  • Stardust, by Neil Gaiman
  • The Stars My Destination, by Alfred Bester
  • Starship Troopers, by Robert Heinlein
  • Stations Of The Tide, by Michael Swanwick
  • Steel Beach, by John Varley
  • Stranger In A Strange Land, by Robert Heinlein
  • Sunshine, by Robin McKinley
  • The Sword Of Truth, by Terry Goodkind
  • The Swordspoint Trilogy, by Ellen Kushner
  • The Tales of Alvin Maker, by Orson Scott Card
  • The Temeraire Series, by Naomi Novik
  • The Thrawn Trilogy, by Timothy Zahn
  • Tigana , by Guy Gavriel Kay
  • Time Enough For Love, by Robert Heinlein
  • The Time Machine, by H.G. Wells
  • The Time Traveler’s Wife, by Audrey Niffenegger
  • To Say Nothing Of The Dog, by Connie Willis
  • The Troy Trilogy, by David Gemmell
  • Ubik, by Philip K. Dick
  • The Uplift Saga, by David Brin
  • The Valdemar Series, by Mercedes Lackey
  • VALIS, by Philip K. Dick
  • Venus On The Half-Shell, by Kilgore Trout/Philip Jose Farmer
  • The Vlad Taltos Series, by Steven Brust
  • The Vorkosigan Saga, by Lois McMaster Bujold
  • The Vurt Trilogy, by Jeff Noon
  • The War Of The Worlds, by H.G. Wells
  • Watchmen, by Alan Moore
  • Watership Down, by Richard Adams
  • The Way Of Kings, by Brandon Sanderson
  • Way Station, by Clifford D. Simak
  • We, by Yevgeny Zamyatin
  • The Wheel Of Time Series, by Robert Jordan
  • When Gravity Fails, by George Alec Effinger
  • Wicked, by Gregory Maguire
  • Wild Seed, by Octavia Butler
  • The Windup Girl, by Paolo Bacigalupi
  • World War Z, by Max Brooks
  • The Worm Ouroboros, by E.R. Edison
  • The Xanth Series, by Piers Anthony
  • The Yiddish Policeman’s Union, by Michael Chabon
  • 1632, by Eric Flint
  • 1984, by George Orwell
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey, by Arthur C. Clarke
  • 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea, by Jules Verne

I may need some help deciding how to cast my final votes.

The Origin of the Phoenix Saga

Friday, July 29th, 2011

Jim Shooter describes the origin of the Phoenix Saga, which goes back to a lunch meeting at the local Chinese restaurant to discuss a new story arc for the X-Men:

Freewheeling, I pointed out that while Marvel had many heroes who started out as villains — the Black Widow, Hawkeye, several others — we’d never had a hero who went bad. I suggested that Chris evolve Phoenix into a villain, permanently and irrevocably, the new “Doctor Doom” for the X-Men.  Salicrup and Chris liked the idea and Chris began work on what eventually became the ”Dark Phoenix” saga.

In those days, I had so much to deal with besides the comics–the change in the copyright law, schedule problems, two or three lawsuits against Marvel, domestic licensing, international licensing, fighting with the board of directors re: royalties and incentives, trying to teach the writers to write, the pencilers to tell stories, the inkers to ink, the colorists to color (the letterers were basically okay) that I often didn’t read the comics until they were in the “make-ready” stage. Make-readies were, essentially, printer’s proofs.

When I read the X-Men make-ready that included the scene in which Phoenix destroyed a Shi’ar starship, killing hundreds, and an inhabited planet, killing billions, curious, I asked Jim Salicrup to show me whatever else was done on the storyline. Because Claremont and Byrne were very efficient, on time and professional, the next several issues were well along. The climactic issue was still in the plot stage, I think. I think Byrne had not yet begun to pencil it. At any rate, I discovered that Chris (and John) had backed down from the idea of Phoenix becoming the X-Men’s Doctor Doom. The plot indicated that Phoenix would somehow be mind-wiped and let go. Back to living at the Mansion, hanging around with Storm and company, sitting at the same table for lunch, etc.

That, to me, would be like taking the German army away from from Hitler and letting him go back to governing Germany.

Did I have a “moral” issue with that? Yes. More than that, it was a character issue. Would Storm sit comfortably at a dinner table with someone who had killed billions as if nothing had ever happened? Nah.

I don’t know whether most people grok this idea, but the Editor in Chief is charged with governing, managing and protecting all of the characters. It was my job to make sure the characters were in character, and I was the final word on what “in character” was. Not Chris, not John, not any freelancer. The company relied upon me to manage and protect the company’s intellectual properties.

Anyway….

I told Chris that the ending proposed in his plot didn’t work. It wasn’t workable with the characters, and in fact was a totally lame cop-out, storywise. I demanded a different ending. Chris–enraged–asked me just what that might be. I suggested that Phoenix be sent to some super-security interstellar prison as punishment for her crimes. Chris said that the X-Men would never stop trying to rescue (?!) her and that the story would become a loop. I said that then he should come up with an ending.

I wasn’t privy to Chris and John’s conversations that night, but whatever.

The next morning, Chris stormed into my office and said that there was only one answer–they’d have to kill Phoenix. I said fine.

I don’t think he expected me to say that, since killing characters just wasn’t done in those days. Chris waffled a bit, but then I became insistent! She’s dying. That’s it.

Chris left my office, obviously found a phone somewhere and, a few minutes later, I got a call from John that started with him asking me if I was insane.

I insisted on the “solution.” It was done — brilliantly, if reluctantly — by Chris and John. And that’s was the issue that propelled the X-Men to the top for, what, two decades?

The Debut of the Dazzler

Friday, July 22nd, 2011

Jim Shooter explains the debut of the Dazzler, a third-tier Marvel Comics character:

Sometime in early 1979, Marvel’s in-house counsel and V.P. of business affairs Alice Donenfeld proposed that we create a super-heroine/singer character. She was hoping to set up a joint venture with a record company — we’d produce comics featuring the character and they’d produce and market music using studio musicians, as was done with the Archies.

Disco was big at the time. Virtually every bar with a dance floor played disco, from upscale nightclubs like the Ice Palace and Studio 54, to dance halls like the one seen in Saturday Night Fever to local joints.

I assigned Tom DeFalco and John Romita, Jr. to take a shot at creating the character. In my initial discussions with them, I believe, we came up with the notion of giving her light powers, and therefore, being able to provide her own light show. Hence the “Dazzler” part of the name “Disco Dazzler.” I don’t remember who came up with which parts of the above. I was the one who came up with the energy-transmutation rationale to explain her powers.

John did some nice design sketches — performer’s attire that looked just super-hero enough. The part that Tom delivered was pretty standard. She was a young woman who dreamed and struggled to become a star, born with a “gift,” like the X-Men. She found she could use her powers openly while performing, under the pretense that it was some kind of stage magic, a closely guarded trade secret. [...] Dazzler debuted in X-Men #130.

And nothing much happened after that….

Until one day, later in 1979, I was called to an impromptu meeting upstairs. Present were Alice Donenfeld, President Jim Galton and our Hollywood rep whose name escapes me. They seemed pretty excited.

Alice and the rep had met with Neil Bogart of Casablanca Record and Filmworks who not only was interested in the “Archies” type recording venture, but wanted to launch it with a half-hour animated special. Cool.

Bogart wanted lots of Marvel heroes in the special and he wanted the stars he had under contract to provide voices for the non-Marvel characters. There had to be, therefore, characters to play for Robin Williams, Cher, Donna Summer, Rodney Dangerfield, Lenny and Squiggy, the Village People and KISS.

They had a follow up meeting already scheduled with Bogart. They needed a treatment for the story in four days. [...] So, I did it. For free, by the way, over a weekend. If I was going to be the fool who blew the deal, I didn’t want to be handing in a bill at the same time. What I wrote is posted below.

The treatment was presented to Casablanca and Neil, and the verdict came back, quoted to me by our rep, “This isn’t a half-hour special. This is a FEATURE FILM!”

And it would have been.

However, around that time, Bogart had health issues, Casablanca was being bought out and accounting improprieties were being alleged. The project fell into limbo.

But Marvel owned all rights. Casablanca had no investment, no stake whatsoever in the property or my treatment.

Alice went to the Cannes Film Festival in May of 1980 with my treatment in hand.

She managed to take a meeting with Bo Derek, and got her to read my treatment. On the basis of my treatment, Bo agreed to become attached to the project. She wanted to play Dazzler.

There’s a picture of Bo and her Husband John taken at Cannes that was featured on the cover of People Magazine, shown below. If you look closely, you can see that John is holding a stack of Marvel Comics. That’s the first issue of She-Hulk on top.

Olly Moss’s Captain America Posters

Tuesday, July 19th, 2011

Olly Moss’s new Captain America posters evoke a predictably 1940s-propaganda feel — which I enjoy:

(By the way, as one of the commenters noted, it should be Hauptmann Amerika. He’s not a ship’s captain.)

Ellison vs. Terminator

Monday, July 18th, 2011

Harlan Ellison wrote two episodes of The Outer LimitsSoldier and Demon with a Glass Hand — that James Cameron supposedly plagiarized in making The Terminator.

I recently DVRed both episodes, before I realized they were available on Hulu (Soldier, Demon with a Glass Hand).

The opening to “Soldier” takes place on a blasted battleground, with laser strikes from unseen attackers in the sky. I suppose it has a similar feel to the future battlefields of Terminator — but with no skeletal robots marching on the skulls of human victims, no VTOL gunships, etc.

Two laser-armed foot-soldiers, their helmet headsets ordering them to “find the enemy, attack, kill,” soon clash, almost hand to hand, as two lasers from above strike, sending them not to their fiery graves but into the past — our present (circa 1964).

A few things jumped out:

  • The soldiers of the future still smoke, of course. That’ll never change, right?
  • Our super-soldier decides, in his clash with the police, to disintegrate the squad car they just got out of, but not to shoot either of the armed officers shooting at him. Huh?
  • When they shoot his helmet off — really? — our super-soldier, with his super-hearing, can’t endure the cacophony of the city. Um, sure.
  • The special effects are understandably bad, but the action scenes are equally bad. The super-soldier actor can’t hold a gun or wrestle to save his life. And he’s no Schwarzenegger, of course. By modern standards he doesn’t even look strong, let alone strong enough to tear through a steel door.
  • When the super-soldier eventually breaks into a gun store — because his laser rifle has been taken away, not because he arrived, like the Terminator, naked and unarmed — he commandeers a “big thirty-ought-six Swedish hunting rifle.” You can re-chamber anything, but a Swedish rifle would likely be chambered for 6.5 mm, not .30-06, an American round.

“Demon with a Glass Hand” doesn’t share much with The Terminator, either, just a few elements. The hero, played by Robert Culp, is sent from the future to save humanity — but not by protecting anyone important to our future against robot assassins. Rather, he is the one who must survive, and his enemies are aliens. He seems to have amnesia, and his super-computer glass hand is missing some of its fingers, and “thus” can’t tell him much.

Some things that stood out:

  • The special-effects were even worse than the ones in “Soldier,” but the action was much, much better. Robert Culp really can judo throw a stunt-man.
  • The opening narration includes an odd error: the narrator says “Sumerican,” for “Sumerian.” How did that slip by?
  • Have I mentioned how bad the special effects were? The aliens disguised as humans are literally guys with black rings painted around their eyes, with stockings over their heads, like bank-robbers. I can understand why the hero’s high-tech glass hand is laughably primitive-looking, but why not say that the aliens have near-perfect disguises and avoid the bad makeup?
  • I’m not sure that the zinger ending makes a whole lot of sense.

I’m sure Cameron watched both episodes and they influenced his work, but influenced is about it.

Battle For Marjah

Friday, July 15th, 2011

HBO’s Battle For Marjah documents Operation Moshtarak, last year’s joint operation between US Marines and Afghan security forces to clear a town of Taliban in the Helmand province in Afghanistan.

A few things jumped out while I was watching it:

  • The primary challenge the Marines faced was finding the enemy — even when they’d already spotted a few suspicious guys in the distance. I think one officer had binoculars.
  • The Marines had wonderfully appropriate dust-colored camouflage — ruined by black rifles, black night-vision goggles, black sunglasses, black communications gear, various black straps, etc.
  • There’s nothing light about our light infantry. These young guys in fantastic shape looked downright clumsy stumbling up and down any uneven terrain, because they were carrying so much kit.
  • The Marines didn’t look half as awkward as the Afghan forces though. Frankly, the Afghans looked worse than useless. First, they literally looked ridiculous: tiny, malnourished guys, dwarfed by their helmets and armor, unable to kick in a door. Then they routinely got scolded — in English — by furious Marines for pointing their rifles at people, gawking at the knocked-in door rather than storming the room they were supposed to be clearing, etc.
  • Even some of the professional US Marines had trouble slowing down and aiming their shots in a firefight. (Some had no problem at all though.)
  • Big explosions have a huge effect on morale. Any kind of incoming rocket or mortar was clearly terrifying. Any kind of outgoing explosive garnered cheers.
  • The US Marines were not welcome, their translators were haughty and condescending to the locals, and no one who might have known how to bridge the cultures was involved in the operation.
  • The higher-ups didn’t want to approve air strikes — so each request went through multiple layers of red tape until the target of opportunity disappeared and the whole thing was moot anyway. Can’t someone involved be given authority? Even someone who can say “no” promptly?

I’m sure any number of special forces guys are shaking their heads over how the conventional units are handling counterinsurgency.

Marvel’s involvement with G.I. JOE started in a men’s room.

Friday, July 15th, 2011

Marvel’s involvement with G.I. JOE started in a men’s room, Jim Shooter explains, where Marvel President Jim Galton and Hasbro CEO Stephen Hassenfeld met while at a charity fundraiser, and this led to a more formal meeting:

They showed me what they had. A logo: “G.I. JOE, a Real American Hero.” That was about it. They didn’t want to revive the big doll. Yes, I know it was verboten to use the word “doll,” and I didn’t in front of them. They were thinking about three and three quarters inch figures, like the Star Wars figures, but they hadn’t even settled on that yet. And they wanted a line of figures, not just one. Someone said, “So, besides G.I. JOE, do we have G.I. George, G.I. Fred…?

I said how about if “G.I. JOE” is the code name for the unit? Call in G.I. JOE?” They liked that. I also said it should be an anti-terrorist team. Not a “war” toy. That was obvious to everyone, I guess.

They were sold. They wanted us to proceed and develop a concept. Everybody shook hands and Galton and I took a cab back uptown.

Then they took what editor Larry Hama had come up with for a new version of Nick Fury that they hadn’t launched yet…

There were only two contributions, I believe, that were not Larry’s, one minor and one notable.

The minor one was mine. Larry wrote the outline that was the basis for the series and, essentially, the plot for the first issue. He wrote it like a regular Marvel plot, straightforwardly, just the facts. I knew it had to be a pitch piece as well as a plot, so I rewrote it into a more dramatic presentation. I changed not an iota of substance — I simply amped up the sturm und drang. Hasbro loved it.

The notable contribution was Archie’s. He came up with the first bad guys, the Cobra Command and the Cobra Commander.

We had a meeting or two, I think, with Hasbro people in New York. We definitely flew up to Pawtucket further along in the development to see their prototypes and discuss the launch plan. Possibly Mike Hobson was with us on that trip.

They explained the rollout. They didn’t plan to have any villains in the launch. We protested. “Who are they going to fight? They need bad guys!” Archie pitched his bad guy concept. The Hasbro people resisted on the grounds that villain action figures “don’t sell.” We persisted. Finally, they caved in and included one Cobra figure.

Later, by the way, villains became 40% of their volume.

At some point along the way, we asked for female characters to be included in the line. We had women in the comics, and it seemed odd that there were none (or very few) among the toys. “Female action figures don’t sell,” we were told. I suggested that they include female figures with the vehicles. That worked. I probably wasn’t the first one to suggest that.

I love this legal loophole:

As part of the deal, Hasbro ran TV commercials ostensibly promoting the comic books, but not really. Merely collaterally, in fact.

Toy commercials were heavily regulated at the time (probably more so today). Use of animation was severely restricted. Actual children playing with actual toys for a certain percentage of the spot was required. Etc. However, there were no regulations whatsoever governing the advertising of comic books. By making “comic book ads” that were, in fact, thinly disguised ads for the toys, Hasbro circumvented regulation. And those were some exciting ads — the best toy ads on TV.

The French Revolution as “Bad Romance”

Thursday, July 14th, 2011

I suppose I should tip my Phrygian cap to Bastille Day with this expository video on The French Revolution:

10 Fantasy and Sci-Fi Copycats that Improve on the Original

Thursday, July 14th, 2011

Charlie Jane Anders and Mandy Curtis present 10 fantasy and science fiction copycats that improve on the original:

  • The Matrix and The Invisibles
  • Firefly and Outlaw Star
  • Harry Potter and The Sword in the Stone
  • Avatar and Everything
  • Alien and Voyage of the Space Beagle
  • The Terminator and The Outer Limits, “Demon with a Glass Hand” and “Soldier”
  • District 9 and Alien Nation
  • 28 Days Later and Day of the Triffids
  • Star Wars and Dune
  • Star Trek‘s The Borg and Doctor Who‘s Cybermen

I’m not sure all of those are improvements, although they do all add something. (I’ve been meaning to get to The Outer Limits, “Demon with a Glass Hand” and “Soldier”; I managed to DVR them just the other day. I may have to pick up Voyage of the Space Beagle, too.)

Who signed off on these Snow White apple snacks?

Monday, July 11th, 2011

Who signed off on these Snow White apple snacks? Can we assume they’re not poisoned?