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I can only imagine what the Venture Bros. Season 4 Trailer looks like to the uninitiated:

Izabella St James has written a book, Bunny Tales, about her time as one of Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends:

Being a Hefner Girlfriend was a specialised job, not to be confused with being a Playboy Playmate. In fact, Girlfriends were not allowed to become Playmates because Hef had found that they tended to flee the Mansion as soon as they collected their $25,000 Playmate cheque. Girlfriends were given their own bedroom, an allowance of $1,000 a week in cash, a new car, free dental and medical treatment, almost limitless clothes, hairdos, make-up and facials and all the cosmetic surgery they could wish for — Izabella reckons Hef shelled out $70,000 a year on breast implants.

It was a very generous deal in many ways, but it did have its drawbacks. First, there was a strict curfew, so unless you were out with Hef, you had to be back in the hutch by 9pm. Second, while you could order any food or drink you wanted, at any time, from one of the many Mansion “butlers”, you were not allowed into the kitchen, even for a glass of water. And third, of course, you had to live in the extraordinarily dingy Playboy mansion, where all the furniture was falling apart, the mattresses were stained and the carpets were covered in dog poo. I remember visiting it in the early Nineties and being struck by its shabbiness then, and evidently it was the same or worse when Izabella moved in. Part of the trouble might be that Hef does not actually own the mansion; he has to rent it, room by room, from Playboy Enterprises and, according to Izabella, pays $25,000 a month for his own bedroom.

But the real drawback was Hef. Stuck in his perpetual Groundhog Day, padding around in his pyjamas, eating all his meals in bed, watching the same classic films with the same old cronies night after night, going to the same bars — Las Palmas on Wednesdays, Barfly on Fridays — the only variation in the routine was restaurant night on Thursdays when the Girlfriends were allowed to choose where they went. But even so, Hef always took his own food, lamb chops. And even when they went out for parties or special occasions such as the Grammys, Hef would only stay long enough to have his photo taken before herding all the Girlfriends back into the car. Surrounded by phalanxes of security men, and roped off in VIP ghettos, they never had the chance to meet anyone.

The girlfriends weren’t all friends, and Izabella got kicked out of the house just before the enemy faction went on to star in The Girls Next Door.

If you grew up on too much Johnny Quest as a kid, might I suggest Toby Danger in “Doomsday Bet” — from the first season of Freakazoid:

I just learned that it wasn’t originally intended for Freakazoid though:

“Toby Danger” wasn’t actually created for “Freakazoid!,” though. Tom Minton, a writer for “Animaniacs” who specialized in parodies of other genres and styles of cartoon (he’d done a famous episode of “The New Adventures of Mighty Mouse” incorporating vicious send-ups of other cartoon series), came up with the idea to do an elaborate parody of “Jonny Quest.” The names would be changed, the character designs would be different, and even some of the characters would be entirely different (instead of Hadji, we got a teenage girl named Sandra Danger), but the inspiration would be obvious. The “Toby Danger” cartoon was written and storyboarded, but it wasn’t put into production because no one could figure out where to put it: the limited-animation, non-cartoony style it required wouldn’t have fit in with the very cartoony style of “Animaniacs.”

Then “Freakazoid!” was suddenly revamped from a straightforward adventure-comedy into an out-and-out comedy, and with very little time to produce the new series, the producers were putting in just about anything they could to get 13 episodes ready in time. So “Toby Danger,” with a script and storyboard ready to go, was put into production and aired as part of the second episode of “Freakazoid!” Some people liked it better than the rest of the show; me, I liked it all.

As storyboarded by Brian Chin and Butch Lukic (who are both caricatured in the cartoon, along with Minton), it’s a great-looking cartoon (though a lot of retakes apparently had to be done because the overseas studio initially didn’t make the animation limited enough), perfectly capturing the style and look of “Jonny Quest,” and all the infamous things like the casual racism (“Heads up, you heathen monkeys!”) and the scream everybody lets out when anything bad happens (“Aieee!”). But What makes “Toby Danger” a great parody is that it goes beyond just mimicking the style and look of the show and actually attacks the themes and messages of the original show.

George R.R. Martin reports that Sean Bean has been cast as Lord Eddard Stark in HBO’s pilot of A Game of Thrones:

For the movie fans out there, Sean Bean needs no introduction. I mean, what the hell, he was Boromir and he was Sharpe, he was terrific in both roles, and in a hundred other parts besides.