South Park Conservatives and "Sexual Harassment Panda"

Friday, July 29th, 2005

In Sexual Harassment Panda, the kids of South Park Elementary sit through a confusing presentation on sexual harassment in school — from a guy in a panda suit, naturally — then start suing one another, and the school, for what used to be acceptable playground taunts.

Kyle’s lawyer father, Gerald Broflovski, keeps buying newer, bigger houses with all the money he makes at everyone else’s expense:

Gerald: You see, Kyle, we live in a liberal, democratic society. And Democrats make sexual harassment laws. These laws tell us what we can and can’t say in the workplace. And what we can and can’t do in the workplace.
Kyle: Isn’t that fascism?
Gerald: No, because we don’t call it fascism. Do you understand?
Kyle: Do you?
Gerald: [rises] Just look at how big this house is, Kyle. Just look at it.

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