Alanis Morissette "My Humps"

Monday, April 2nd, 2007

It turns out that the best way to mock Fergie’s — actually Black-Eyed Peas’ — vapid-yet-popular My Humps is to sing it oh-so-earnestly.

Please enjoy Alanis Morissette‘s take on “My Humps”…

Lost in translation

Monday, April 2nd, 2007

When I returned from Tokyo, I described it as “New York, but clean, with more neon, and full of polite people.” Evidently I’m not alone in that assessment. From Lost in translation:

Ask the average Westerner to tell you what they know about Tokyo, and it’s a pretty safe bet you will get a sentence or two about the “New York of Asia”; streets full of neon signs but no graffiti or litter; the trains running on time and a crime rate so low as to be almost invisible. And that most men go out most nights and get drunk.

I guess I’m a fairly average Westerner.

This sounds very … 1980s to me:

To understand the duality of Japanese society — the strait-laced conformity, on the one hand, combined with what we might consider almost reckless abandonment — it is necessary to get to grips with two Japanese concepts: honne and tatemae. Honne means your true feelings, which you normally keep to yourself. Tatemae is the face you present to society, the way society expects you to behave. Japanese people always understand, when someone says or does something, that they may be merely expressing tatemae. It may well not be what they really think or feel.

Steven Pressfield Recommends

Monday, April 2nd, 2007

Steven Pressfield recommends a number of fine books — on Sparta, on Alexander the Great, and on a number of other classical topics — and points out a piece of movie trivia I should have known:

Hollywood’s The Warriors, about a street gang from Brooklyn, was cleverly knocked off from [Xenophon's The Persian Expedition or Anabasis].

Brad Bird Podcast Interview

Monday, April 2nd, 2007

I love this snippet from a Brad Bird Podcast Interview on the future of animation, both traditional hand-drawn 2D and modern CGI 3D:

Do you think 2D has to change in order to be successful again?

Yeah, I think they have to tell good stories. I think that’s a radical change.

Ten of the best April Fool’s Day hoaxes

Sunday, April 1st, 2007

Ten of the best April Fool’s Day hoaxes:

  • In 1957, a BBC television show announced that thanks to a mild winter and the virtual elimination of the spaghetti weevil, Swiss farmers were enjoying a bumper spaghetti crop. Footage of Swiss farmers pulling strands of spaghetti from trees prompted a barrage of calls from people wanting to know how to grow their own spaghetti at home.
  • In 1985, Sports Illustrated magazine published a story that a rookie baseball pitcher who could reportedly throw a ball at 270 kilometers per hour (168 miles per hour) was set to join the New York Mets. Finch was said to have mastered his skill — pitching significantly faster than anyone else has ever managed — in a Tibetan monastery. Mets fans’ celebrations were short-lived.
  • Sweden in 1962 had only one television channel, which broadcast in black and white. The station’s technical expert appeared on the news to announce that thanks to a newly developed technology, viewers could convert their existing sets to receive color pictures by pulling a nylon stocking over the screen. In fact, they had to wait until 1970.
  • In 1996, American fast-food chain Taco Bell announced that it had bought Philadelphia’s Liberty Bell, a historic symbol of American independence, from the federal government and was renaming it the Taco Liberty Bell.

    Outraged citizens called to express their anger before Taco Bell revealed the hoax. Then-White House press secretary Mike McCurry was asked about the sale and said the Lincoln Memorial in Washington had also been sold and was to be renamed the Ford Lincoln Mercury Memorial after the automotive giant.

  • In 1977, British newspaper The Guardian published a seven-page supplement for the 10th anniversary of San Serriffe, a small republic located in the Indian Ocean consisting of several semicolon-shaped islands. A series of articles described the geography and culture of the two main islands, named Upper Caisse and Lower Caisse.
  • In 1992, US National Public Radio announced that Richard Nixon was running for president again. His new campaign slogan was, “I didn’t do anything wrong, and I won’t do it again.” They even had clips of Nixon announcing his candidacy. Listeners flooded the show with calls expressing their outrage. Nixon’s voice actually turned out to be that of impersonator Rich Little.
  • In 1998, a newsletter titled New Mexicans for Science and Reason carried an article that the state of Alabama had voted to change the value of pi from 3.14159 to the “Biblical value” of 3.0.
  • Burger King, another American fast-food chain, published a full-page advertisement in USA Today in 1998 announcing the introduction of the “Left-Handed Whopper,” specially designed for the 32 million left-handed Americans. According to the advertisement, the new burger included the same ingredients as the original, but the condiments were rotated 180 degrees. The chain said it received thousands of requests for the new burger, as well as orders for the original “right-handed” version.
  • Discover Magazine announced in 1995 that a highly respected biologist, Aprile Pazzo (Italian for April Fool), had discovered a new species in Antarctica: the hotheaded naked ice borer. The creatures were described as having bony plates on their heads that became burning hot, allowing the animals to bore through ice at high speed — a technique they used to hunt penguins.
  • Noted British astronomer Patrick Moore announced on the radio in 1976 that at 9:47 am, a once-in-a-lifetime astronomical event, in which Pluto would pass behind Jupiter, would cause a gravitational alignment that would reduce the Earth’s gravity. Moore told listeners that if they jumped in the air at the exact moment of the planetary alignment, they would experience a floating sensation. Hundreds of people called in to report feeling the sensation.