I couldn’t make this up. The Lord’s Gym has opened in Clermont, Florida:
Reach your goal of a prosperous spirit and body through the use of our circuit training machines, free weight, treadmills and stationary bikes.
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We provide a spacious facility with a Christian atomospher through music, videos, inspiring art and fellowship.
Hat tip to Andrew Sullivan (Andrew tips his hat to Slate) for that link — and for this comment: It also offers classes in “Chariots of Fire Spin.” I can’t believe they don’t have one on Pontius Pilates.
Make sure to take a look at their logo (in two parts: left and right)
