Religion is a kind of vaccination

Thursday, May 8th, 2025

Napoleon by Andrew RobertsNapoleon insisted, Andrew Roberts explains (in Napoleon: A Life), that priests charge no more than 6 francs for conducting the funerals of the poor:

‘We ought not to deprive the poor merely because they are poor of that which consoles their poverty,’ Napoleon said. ‘Religion is a kind of vaccination, which, by satisfying our natural love for the marvellous, keeps us out of the hands of charlatans and conjurors. The priests are better than the Cagliostros, the Kants, and all the visionaries of Germany.’

I’m reminded of the famous misattributed G.K. Chesterton quote: “When people stop believing in God, they don’t believe in nothing — they believe in anything.“

Comments

  1. Alex S. says:

    Interesting that the word vaccine appears to be very recent at that time. If Napoleon really used used it. Does the book in its notes have the original French?

  2. Isegoria says:

    I was delighted to see the quote footnoted — but it was not a citation, just an explanatory note:

    Joseph Balsamo, aka Count Alessandro di Cagliostro (1743–95), had been a famous occultist and fraud, unmasked during his lifetime, so it was strange for Napoleon to dismiss the great rationalist and one of the founders of German idealism, Immanuel Kant, alongside such a notorious mountebank.

  3. Isegoria says:

    The smallpox vaccine was introduced to France in 1800, and Napoleon strongly endorsed it, so it seems plausible that he would refer to it.

  4. Isegoria says:

    Lior Lefineder (@lefineder) found a source:

    Reported by Joseph Pelet de la Lozère, an administrator who served under Napoleon in his book: “Napoleon in Council, The Opinions Delivered by Bonaparte in the Council of State”

  5. Handle says:

    Cagliostro was Carlyle’s “Quack of Quacks”.

  6. McChuck says:

    “Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable.” — The Philosopher’s Song, M. Python

  7. Isegoria says:

    And if anyone’s wondering, Hayao Miyazaki’s (feature) directorial debut, The Castle of Cagliostro, has roughly nothing to do with the quack of quacks.

  8. Jim says:

    Bonaparte really dissed Kant? Incredible….

  9. T. Beholder says:

    The priests are better than the Cagliostros, the Kants, and all the visionaries of Germany.

    In the modern terms, a placeholder. Much like British “monarchy”, but also useful as a ready fallback. Likewise, you don’t think Moscow is full of devoted Orthodox people, do you? It’s just something by and large decent (really ugly incidents are >30 years old). And as Russian proverb says, a holy place never sits empty.

    the famous misattributed G.K. Chesterton quote
    https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/G._K._Chesterton#Misattributed

    Indeed. For future reference, Quote Investigator as usual gets a deeper look than plain search and the nearest similar quote. https://quoteinvestigator.com/2023/09/10/believe-anything/

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