Angelenos sincerely believe there is no train from the airport, Joe Bob Briggs notes:
I’ve told people that I’ll be taking the train into town from LAX — thereby sparing that person from the two-hour reality-show episode called “Picking You Up From the Airport” — only to have the native Angeleno say, “There is no train from the airport.”
Let me repeat that. They’re not telling me that they never take the train from the airport. They’re not telling me it’s a bad train or a slow train or an infrequently scheduled train. They’re denying the existence of any train at all. It’s happened more than once.