Comments on: It is descended from bipedal dinosaurs

By: TRX

TRX — Sun, 28 Aug 2022 01:52:47 +0000

Primates typically have hands. Some of them, better than sapiens. And they have four of them. When the Sapiens left the trees and ventured out into the grasslands, natural selection favored the ones who could move about flat surfaces more efficiently.

The upper arms shrank to dwarfish length and size, barely able to support the weight of the body when brachiating. The lower arms grew grotesquely oversized to support the weight, and the lower hands lost most of their flexibility, and the fingers are vestigial.

The Sapiens eventually became quite efficient long-distance runners. One in good health can run a deer or horse into the ground.

All primates have hands. But the Sapiens’ grotesquely deformed lower hands give them mobility no other primate has.

By: Jim

Jim — Tue, 23 Aug 2022 19:48:31 +0000

And what of the humble kangaroo?

By: Jim

Jim — Tue, 23 Aug 2022 19:44:30 +0000

Wilbur Hassenfus: “By examining the human foot, we can discern that God is a German.”

LMAO…

By: Isegoria

Isegoria — Mon, 22 Aug 2022 00:53:54 +0000

Yes, chickens are Ground-Effect aVians.

By: Grasspunk

Grasspunk — Sun, 21 Aug 2022 17:24:45 +0000

My chickens are also descended from dinosaurs and when they run they half-fly like a farm ekranoplan.

By: Wilbur Hassenfus

Wilbur Hassenfus — Sun, 21 Aug 2022 16:31:05 +0000

By examining the human foot, we can discern that God is a German.