Magpie mystic of the South Pacific

Monday, May 12th, 2003

In Magpie mystic of the South Pacific, John Whitley summarizes tortured-artist Gaugin’s life:

Exactly 100 years ago next Thursday, Paul Gauguin died alone and in agonising pain in his shack on the Marquesas Islands near Tahiti. He was 54, heavily in debt, his paintings were almost universally derided and he was addicted to morphine — he may even have been killed by an overdose of the drug, which he took for the suppurating syphilis sores on his legs.
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Raised among distant cousins in Peru, he returned to France for a formal education, then roamed the world as a merchant seaman. At 25 he married and settled down on the stock exchange, devoting his spare time to studies with friendly Impressionists, notably his mentor, Camille Pissarro, and Degas. Hit by the 1882 crash, he threw it all up to become a full-time artist, but poverty drove him to the cheaper artists’ colony at Pont-Aven in Brittany and then to Arles. There he may (or may not) have incited Van Gogh to hack off his ear.

Animal Welfare Progress

Monday, May 12th, 2003

Recently, an article trumpeted KFC’s new guidelines for raising chickens humanely. According to Animal Welfare Progress though, this isn’t new:

KFC has had an animal welfare policy for almost a decade. KFC imposes specific, strict welfare performance standards on its suppliers. KFC’s guidelines and audits are designed to manage and monitor each step of the process to ensure that all birds are handled humanely and suffer no pain. KFC audits its suppliers for compliance, and non-compliance could result in termination of the supplier’s contract.

I know these guidelines are supposed to put people at ease, but, well, spelling these things out might not help. Here are the topic headings and some choice quotes:

1. General
“If audit reveals dirty or sick birds, corrective action at the grow-out house must be taken.”

2. Raising
“KFC prohibits suppliers from de-beaking any poultry that will be sold in our restaurants.”

3. Catching
“KFC requires suppliers to implement an incentive program that rewards catching crews for minimizing injury if audit reveals that birds are being injured during the catching process.”

4. Transport
“Transport crates must not be over-filled and enough space must be provided to allow all birds to lie down.”

5. Holding
“Birds held in storage sheds must be provided adequate ventilation…”

6. Stunning
“Stunning equipment must be maintained to ensure all birds are unconscious prior to slaughter, and the time between stunning and slaughter must be limited to ensure that no bird regains consciousness prior to slaughter.”

7. Humane Slaughter
“State of the art slaughter equipment must be properly maintained to ensure all birds are slaughtered quickly and without pain.”

Our question though was, why is KFC so concerned with chicken welfare? I wouldn’t expect their clientele to be terribly concerned. A KFC Press Release reveals KFC’s reason for acting:

PETA is attempting to mislead the public with an outdated and questionable video on chicken production, the National Chicken Council said today. “The beak-trimming machine shown in the PETA video is a ‘Lyons’ model used about 30 years ago. The system shown is no longer in common use in our industry,” said Richard Lobb, a spokesperson for the National Chicken Council. “PETA’s attempt to portray this outdated method as today’s standard practice is false and misleading.”
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Beak trimming is never performed on broilers — animals sold for their meat. When done, it is conducted on day-old male birds in the breeder flock in order to prevent injury to other birds as roosters become aggressive with maturity. Only the sharp tip of the beak is removed, not a large portion as shown in the outdated PETA video. Precision laser technology is rapidly replacing blade systems.

Typing Monkeys Don’t Write Shakespeare

Sunday, May 11th, 2003

According to Typing Monkeys Don’t Write Shakespeare, six monkeys sharing one computer won’t produce Shakespeare:

Give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, the theory goes, and they will eventually produce the works of Shakespeare.

Give six monkeys one computer for a month, and they will make a mess.
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At first, said Phillips, “the lead male got a stone and started bashing the hell out of it.

“Another thing they were interested in was in defecating and urinating all over the keyboard,” added Phillips, who runs the university’s Institute of Digital Arts and Technologies.

Eventually, monkeys Elmo, Gum, Heather, Holly, Mistletoe and Rowan produced five pages of text, composed primarily of the letter S. Later, the letters A, J, L and M crept in.

We need more monkeys!

The notion that monkeys typing at random will eventually produce literature is often attributed to Thomas Huxley, a 19th-century scientist who supported Charles Darwin’s theories of evolution. Mathematicians have also used it to illustrate concepts of chance.

The monkeys’ output has been posted on-line.

Oregon County Seeks Klingon Interpreter

Sunday, May 11th, 2003

Oregon County Seeks Klingon Interpreter:

Position Available: Interpreter, must be fluent in Klingon.

The language created for the “Star Trek” TV series and movies is one of about 55 needed by the office that treats mental health patients in metropolitan Multnomah County.
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“There are some cases where we’ve had mental health patients where this was all they would speak,” said the county’s purchasing administrator, Franna Hathaway.

Why am I not surprised?

Alleged Thief Foiled by Samurai Sword

Friday, May 9th, 2003

Alleged Thief Foiled by Samurai Sword:

A suspected car thief armed with a gun tried to elude police by running into a house, but was chased right back out by the home’s Samurai-sword-wielding resident, police said Thursday.

Wanton Beckwith, 27, of Rialto was booked for investigation of grand theft auto, being an ex-felon in possession of a gun, being under the influence with a gun, evading police and felony hit and run.

Beckwith was allegedly driving a stolen car at 7:15 p.m. Tuesday, when police attempted to pull him over. He led officers on a high-speed chase before crashing into two cars at an intersection, according to a statement from Police Chief Roger Johnson. He then fled the vehicle, Johnson said, ran to a home and entered through the back door.

Fearing for his safety, the resident grabbed a Samurai sword on display in his home, confronted the intruder and ordered him outside, police said. The man then held the suspect at sword-point until police arrived.

Liquor Giant Targets System Dating to End of Prohibition

Thursday, May 8th, 2003

When I hear someone mention antiquated liquor laws, my Pennsylvanian ears perk up. Liquor Giant Targets System Dating to End of Prohibition discusses why “liquor stores seem frozen in time”:

For 70 years, booze purveyors have grappled with restrictions aimed at ending the mob influence that had permeated the business in the 1920s and early 1930s. Spirits makers are barred from selling directly to liquor stores, restaurants and bars, for example. Instead, they have to go through a tier of huge wholesale distributors, and thus have had little control over how their products are presented to consumers.

Sales reps from the liquor distributors often show up at bars and liquor stores with a Diageo product under one arm and a rival’s under the other, making it tough for manufacturers to implement marketing strategies. A hodgepodge of state-by-state regulations means some liquor retailers are state-owned, some are large grocery chains and many are mom-and-pop “package stores.” No mass-market retailer has emerged.

Those restrictions also explain why, in contrast to the palatial supermarkets and ubiquitous convenience stores where beer is often sold, many liquor stores seem frozen in time, with their products piled up in drab displays. The big food and consumer-products companies are free to sell directly to retailers, and work closely with them to showcase their wares on eye-catching platforms. Spirits makers can’t.

Recent Biotechnology Innovation Is a Bit Fishy: A Fluorescent Pet

Thursday, May 8th, 2003

I’ve been wondering — for a long, long time — when someone would finally come out with glowing animals. Now it’s happening. Recent Biotechnology Innovation Is a Bit Fishy: A Fluorescent Pet:

In the basement of a building down an alley here floats the future of bioengineered pets, and it is glowing.

In a corner, small fish flit about in a dozen aquariums. Bill Kuo, a manager at Taikong Corp., draws a thick curtain and switches on black lights over the tanks. Suddenly, the fish glow a bright green. “Imagine you come home from work, turn out the lights and look at these,” Mr. Kuo says. “It’s very relaxing.”

I may have to start an aquarium.

I love the contrast between the US and the UK:

Word has traveled fast among aquarium enthusiasts. “If they can actually do this, it will be the greatest thing since popped corn,” says Nevin Bailey, manager at Aquariumfish.net, a San Diego-based fish dealer who says customers have been asking him when they can buy glow-in-the-dark fish from Taiwan. “There’s a lot of pent-up demand” for fluorescent fish in the U.S., he says, owing in part to articles about them in hobbyist magazines. Mr. Bailey, whose office is near a military base, sees a day when people will select their own color combinations. “My gosh, if they ever made one that was red, white, and blue, every Marine in the country would buy one.”

The reaction in Europe, where resistance to genetic modification runs high, is different. “Fish shops in the U.K. won’t touch them with a barge pole,” predicts Derek Lambert, editor of Today’s Fishkeeper, an enthusiasts’ magazine. “There’s a very strong anti-genetic-engineered-fish feeling in the U.K.”

There’s a very strong anti-genetic-engineered-fish feeling in the UK. I guess there’s a very strong pro-genetic-engineered-fish feeling in the US.

Terrorism’s family tree

Thursday, May 8th, 2003

In Terrorism’s Family Tree, George Walden reviews Terror and Liberalism by Paul Berman:

This is the best book I have read on Muslim fundamentalism and what to do about it. Paul Berman writes in the excellent American weekly The New Republic. His self-description as a Social Democrat suggests a European approach to the Middle East, yet his intelligence, breadth of culture, honesty and courage are a world away from the moralistic grandstanding of slithy toves like Chris Patten, Dominique de Villepin and Joschka Fischer. The clarity of his thought cuts through their evasions like a knife through butter, as Berman looks the evil of totalitarian Islam in the face.

Based on Walden’s use of “slithy toves,” I may have to embrace his opinion wholeheartedly and buy Terror and Liberalism.

Highest Income Earners Pay Most Taxes

Wednesday, May 7th, 2003

In Highest Income Earners Pay Most Taxes, the National Center for Policy analysis lists some interesting IRS data:

The data show the distribution of the tax burden by income group, or, in other words, the share of total federal personal income taxes paid by each income group:

The top one percent paid 34.75 percent of federal personal income taxes. [...] To rank in the top 1 percent, you had to report adjusted gross income (AGI) of $269,496 or more.

The top 5 percent of taxpayers paid about 54 percent of total personal-income taxes and had AGI of at least $114,729.

The top 10 percent of taxpayers by income had AGI of $83,220 or more. The top 50 percent of taxpayers had AGI of at least $25,491. The 4.21 percent share paid by the bottom half of taxpayers was virtually unchanged during this period.

The top half paid almost 96 percent of all income tax. Wow.

Agoraphilia

Wednesday, May 7th, 2003

Glen Whitman continues his discussion of socialized medicine on his Agoraphilia site:

Healthcare and health insurance are not the same thing. As Amy observes, you can buy healthcare without having health insurance, and you can have health insurance that does not pay for certain kinds of healthcare.
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If you give people a choice about how much free healthcare to consume, a great many of them will consume as much as they possibly can. They will continue to buy healthcare goods and services long past the point where the benefits justify the costs. This is particularly true with regard to optional procedures designed to boost quality of life, such as acupuncture and massage therapy. But it’s also true of various aspects of other, more “serious” procedures. Given the option, people will stay in the hospital for longer stays, always choose the private room, take more pain medication, opt for name-brand over generic medicines, demand more frequent nurse visits, sign up for an extra month of physical therapy, etc. And while nobody chooses to have terrible conditions like, say, lung cancer or AIDS, they do choose how much to expose themselves to the risk of such conditions through their choices about smoking, drinking, eating, sex, and so on. When you insure people against risks, they tend to take greater risks; this phenomenon is known as moral hazard. The only way to assure that people purchase healthcare products if and only if the added benefits exceed their added costs is to face them with a price at the point of sale.
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Trying to make healthcare free is a good way to make it more expensive. [...] If you’re unwilling to face people with a price for their choices, the only other option is to limit their choices via bureaucracy and/or queuing.
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Liberals, listen up: Socialization encourages regulation of lifestyles. Why? Because as healthcare becomes increasingly expensive (see previous point), political pressure will mount to get costs under control. Once everyone is paying for everyone else’s care, your personal lifestyle choices are no longer just your own. The argument that your actions “don’t hurt anybody” no longer flies, because your risky choices affect everyone else’s expected tax bill.

Man Slices Own Head Off in Supermarket Suicide

Wednesday, May 7th, 2003

Gruesome. Man Slices Own Head Off in Supermarket Suicide:

Superintendent Jay Naicker said the Shoprite Checkers store in Richards Bay had been ready to close on Monday when the man wandered in and headed for the meat department. “He just walked in, went to the band saw machine and switched it on,” Naicker told Reuters. “Apparently he knew what he was doing. He put his neck to the blade and it cut about half way through before he fell to the floor.”

One Man Seeks Lyrics to Unite The Fractious European Union

Wednesday, May 7th, 2003

One Man Seeks Lyrics to Unite The Fractious European Union:

Christoph Leitl knew there was something missing when he stood for the European anthem at a gathering last summer. “Everybody in the room was mute,” he says. That’s because the anthem — Beethoven’s soaring “Ode to Joy” from the Ninth Symphony — doesn’t have official lyrics.

Actually, as the article later explains, Beethoven spent 30 years finding the right tune to go with German poet Schiller’s “Ode to Joy” — but those words aren’t good enough for the EU, even though they’re oddly appropriate:

Your magic powers join again
What custom strictly did divide
Brotherhood unites all men
Where your gentle wing spreads wide….

Elusive Spammer Sends EarthLink on Long Chase

Wednesday, May 7th, 2003

Elusive Spammer Sends EarthLink on Long Chase describes how Earthlink eventually tracked down the “Buffalo Spammer”:

As a spammer, Mr. Carmack, who is 36, covered his tracks well, EarthLink contends in the suit. None of the phone numbers listed in the spams he is alleged to have sent are listed in his name. One was in his mother’s name. Another in the name of his mentally handicapped brother who lived in a nearby assisted-living home.

His post-office box was listed in the name of a cousin who lives around the corner. Other phone numbers were listed in the name of a North Dakota man who had never been to Buffalo and in the name of a former upstairs tenant who had since moved away.

In addition, each of the 343 EarthLink accounts created by Mr. Carmack used false identities and stolen credit-card or bank-account information, the company’s lawsuit contends.

At this point, Mr. Carmack sounds cunning, if repulsive. Then things just get sad:

Mr. Carmack is a body-builder and was a high-school football star, according to his uncle, Joseph. Relatives and neighbors say Mr. Carmack lives with his mother in a run-down neighborhood of Buffalo, near the state-university campus, in a modest brick house with sky-blue linoleum siding. When a reporter recently rang the bell, a woman inside wouldn’t open the door.

After the Boom, Cisco Is Learning to Go Slow

Wednesday, May 7th, 2003

How about that crazy tech boom? Remember that? From After the Boom, Cisco Is Learning to Go Slow

In a way, 19-year-old Cisco is learning how to run a real business. Its efficiency moves might be natural for older companies accustomed to economic cycles. But Cisco had never experienced such cycles: Between 1995 and 2000, Cisco’s revenue grew an average of 53% annually, an unheard-of rate for a multibillion-dollar company. Just keeping pace consumed all of Cisco’s energy, leaving little time for rules or reflection.

Fortunately, it sounds like they’ve adapted.

In a Shift, Fed Signals Concern Over Deflation in Its Statement

Wednesday, May 7th, 2003

Remember inflation? In a Shift, Fed Signals Concern Over Deflation in Its Statement:

But in the past few years, as underlying inflation fell below 2% for the first time since the 1960s, Fed officials began to realize that it could go too low. In the past six months, underlying inflation has been running at just 1% based on the Fed’s preferred measure, the price index of personal consumption excluding food and energy.

When inflation is close to zero, an unexpected shock or prolonged period of economic weakness could push the economy into outright deflation, that is, generally declining prices. Deflation weakens the Fed’s ability to boost spending because interest rates can’t go below zero. Deflation also makes it harder for businesses and individuals to repay debts because their incomes fall while their debts are fixed.

Most Fed officials think deflation is highly unlikely, but they have been sensitized to its dangers by Japan’s battle with deflation, which has crippled its economy and weakened its banking system.

I can remember when everyone complained about inflation. According to the article’s graphic, inflation almost hit 10% in the late 70s and early 80s.