Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream

Ben & Jerry's has announced a new flavor: Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream. It's vanilla ice cream with fudge-covered waffle cone pieces and caramel — the sweet taste of liberty in your mouth:

"I'm not afraid to say it. Dessert has a well-known liberal agenda," Colbert said in a statement. "What I hope to do with this ice cream is bring some balance back to the freezer case."