Adding Music Players To Cellphones Won’t Be iPod Killer Some Think

Monday, May 23rd, 2005

The power of the iPod brand, from Adding Music Players To Cellphones Won’t Be iPod Killer Some Think:

Satisfying an image-conscious kid with another digital-music player is like trying to teach the world to sing by buying it a C & C Cola.

The Case for the Empire

Monday, May 23rd, 2005

I didn’t catch The Case for the Empire when it came out (with Attack of the Clones):

So under Imperial rule, a large group of regional potentates, each with access to a sizable army and star destroyers, runs local affairs. These governors owe their fealty to the Emperor. And once the Emperor is dead, the galaxy will be plunged into chaos.

In all of the time we spend observing the Rebel Alliance, we never hear of their governing strategy or their plans for a post-Imperial universe. All we see are plots and fighting. Their victory over the Empire doesn’t liberate the galaxy — it turns the galaxy into Somalia writ large: dominated by local warlords who are answerable to no one.

Which makes the rebels — Lucas’s heroes — an unimpressive crew of anarchic royals who wreck the galaxy so that Princess Leia can have her tiara back.

I’ll take the Empire.

Particle Accelerator Used to Decipher Text

Sunday, May 22nd, 2005

From Particle Accelerator Used to Decipher Text:

A particle accelerator is being used to reveal the long-lost writings of the Greek mathematician Archimedes, work hidden for centuries after a Christian monk wrote over it in the Middle Ages.

Highly focused X-rays produced at the Stanford Linear Accelerator Center were used last week to begin deciphering the parts of the 174-page text that have not yet been revealed. The X-rays cause iron in the hidden ink to glow.
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Scholars believe the treatise was copied by a scribe in the 10th century from Archimedes’ original Greek scrolls, written in the third century B.C.

It was erased about 200 years later by a monk who reused the parchment for a prayer book, creating a twice-used parchment book known as a “palimpsest.” In the 12th century, parchment — scraped and dried animal skins — was rare and costly, and Archimedes’ works were in less demand.

I don’t even know where to start. Erasing Archimedes? For a prayer book?

The New York Review of Books: Adventures of a True Believer

Saturday, May 21st, 2005

I love the opening to Adventures of a True Believer, Gary Shteyngart’s review of Vladimir Voinovich’s Monumental Propaganda:

If Russia weren’t governed by fools and reprobates, if the roads were smooth and wide and free of bandits, if Russia were suddenly a modern European country as far removed from Stalin’s legacy as today’s Germany is from Hitler’s, three groups of citizens would suffer the most: corrupt traffic cops, oligarchs, and satirists.

(Hat tip to Arts & Letters Daily.)

The Japanese used to swear by a code of good manners

Saturday, May 21st, 2005

The Japanese used to swear by a code of good manners. Now they just swear:

It is a sign of what a well-mannered country Japan is that much of what is regarded as “rude” would not raise a frown in the West. Take the list of offences compiled by the Tokyo authorities, which includes using strong perfume, carrying large bags, kissing, infants, crying, sitting on the floor and, most unexpectedly, using an umbrella to practise golf swings.

Tokyo’s subway stations are decorated with large coloured posters featuring the characters from Sesame Street. “Fold your newspaper!” they implore. “Please don’t take up too much room with your newspaper.”

Japanese standards are quite low when it comes to colorful metaphors:

While it is not true that the Japanese language has no swear words, standards of vituperation are certainly lower than in English. Even the word commonly used to mean “you bastard” — kisama — is simply an impolite way of saying “you”.

The worst that one can do in daily speech would be Shine bakayaro!, which means little more than “Drop dead, you idiot!” Such is the dearth of salty invective that angry Japanese turn increasingly to a reliable English expression, pronounced the Japanese way: Fakkyuu.

Iraqi Insurgent Sniper Training

Friday, May 20th, 2005

DefenseTech noted that an Iraqi Insurgent Sniper Training manual has been translated and turned into a PowerPoint presentation (which has been translated into HTML). Naturally, the manual’s pretty creepy, presenting photos of various scenarios and asking, “If you had only one shot, who should you kill?”

Being There

Friday, May 20th, 2005

I recently visited the Biltmore in Asheville, North Carolina. It’s America’s largest private residence. It’s also where Being There was filmed, so, naturally, I watched the film again — I had the DVR catch it when it came on recently.

Somehow I’d missed (or forgotten) the closing scene, where Peter Sellers’ character, a simpleton who has been mistaken for a man of great ability, literally walks on water. It seems out of place — the rest of the movie is darkly comic, but not at all supernatural — and now I know why. From How the Last Shot in Being There Actually Got Made:

The script for Being There ends as both Peter Sellers and Shirley MacLaine take walks in the wood. They run into each other. She says ‘I was looking for you, Chance.’ He says ‘I was looking for you too.’ They take hands and walk off together.

But near the end of production, somebody went up to Hal and said ‘How’s it going?’

‘Great,’ Hal said. ‘Sellers has created this character that’s so amazing, I could have him walk on water and people would believe it.’ Hal stopped and thought. ‘As a matter of fact, I will have him walk on water.’

Hal was out on location, miles from Hollywood. The last thing on earth he needed was to contact the home office to discuss the idea of Chance walking on water. It’s an idea that wouldn’t pitch or read well. If it had been in the script, there would have been endless arguments over what this Jesus allegory was doing in the picture. Only if you’ve actually seen the film do you realize that it’s not a Jesus allegory at all. Chance can walk on water because nobody ever told him he couldn’t, not because he’s the resurrection of Christ.

Hal knew he could make it work, just as he knew that there was no way in hell the studio would approve of more money for such a controversial shot that wasn’t even in the script. He decided to do it anyway.

Brain Candy

Friday, May 20th, 2005

In Brain Candy, Malcolm Gladwell reviews Steven Johnson’s Everything Bad Is Good for You — which I assume I’ll buy and read but haven’t yet:

One of the ongoing debates in the educational community, similarly, is over the value of homework. Meta-analysis of hundreds of studies done on the effects of homework shows that the evidence supporting the practice is, at best, modest. Homework seems to be most useful in high school and for subjects like math. At the elementary-school level, homework seems to be of marginal or no academic value. Its effect on discipline and personal responsibility is unproved. And the causal relation between high-school homework and achievement is unclear: it hasn’t been firmly established whether spending more time on homework in high school makes you a better student or whether better students, finding homework more pleasurable, spend more time doing it. So why, as a society, are we so enamored of homework? Perhaps because we have so little faith in the value of the things that children would otherwise be doing with their time. They could go out for a walk, and get some exercise; they could spend time with their peers, and reap the rewards of friendship. Or, Johnson suggests, they could be playing a video game, and giving their minds a rigorous workout.

If You Want to Win in Sports, Wear Red

Friday, May 20th, 2005

If You Want to Win in Sports, Wear Red:

In their survey, the anthropologists analyzed the results of four combat sports at the summer [Olympic] games: boxing, tae kwon do, Greco-Roman wrestling and freestyle wrestling.

In those events, the athletes were randomly assigned red protective gear and other sportwear.

Athletes wearing red gear won more often in 16 of 21 rounds of competition in all four events.

Higher Risk

Friday, May 20th, 2005

Michael Specter’s Higher Risk is about “crystal meth, the Internet, and dangerous choices about AIDS.” It reads like a piece devised specifically to horrify social conservatives:

The first thing people on methamphetamine lose is their common sense; suddenly, anything goes, including unprotected anal sex with many different partners in a single night — which is among the most efficient ways to spread H.I.V. and other sexually transmitted diseases. In recent surveys, more than ten per cent of gay men in San Francisco and Los Angeles report having used the drug in the past six months; in New York, the figure is even higher.

After years of living in constant fear of AIDS, many gay men have chosen to resume sexual practices that are almost guaranteed to make them sick. In New York City, the rate of syphilis has increased by more than four hundred per cent in the past five years. Gay men account for virtually the entire rise. Between 1998 and 2000, fifteen per cent of the syphilis cases in Chicago could be attributed to gay men. Since 2001, that number has grown to sixty per cent. Look at the statistics closely and you will almost certainly find the drug. In one recent study, twenty-five per cent of those men who reported methamphetamine use in the previous month were infected with H.I.V. The drug appears to double the risk of infection (because it erases inhibitions but also, it seems, because of physiological changes that make the virus easier to transmit), and the risk climbs the more one uses it. Over the past several years, nearly every indicator of risky sexual activity has risen in the gay community. Perhaps for the first time since the beginning of the AIDS epidemic, the number of men who say they use condoms regularly is below fifty per cent; after many years of decline, the number of new H.I.V. diagnoses among gay men increased every year between 2000 and 2003, while remaining stable in the rest of the population.

An illustrative anecdote:

“I asked him to explain. And he told me, ‘I go online and put out my stats — if I am a top or a bottom, what I like to do. I am a top, I am H.I.V.-positive. So I will say, “Does anyone want to be topped by an H.I.V.-positive guy?” ’ ”

Klausner continued to recall the conversation: “ ‘I’ll get five responses in half an hour. And then I will speak to them on the phone. If I like their voice, I will invite them over and look through my window. If I like what I see, then I will be home, and if not I can pretend I am gone. It’s been great. I don’t have to talk to anybody to do it. I don’t have to go out of the house. I can get it like this,’ he said, and snapped his fingers.”

The amphetamines, combined with Viagra, allow the men to “party” for hours, and the Internet lets them find anonymous partners. Modern HIV drugs have removed the fear (and stigma) of disease. But here’s where it’s particularly crazy:

But the average age of newly infected gay men in New York and San Francisco is nearly forty. The real problem lay not with naïve youngsters but with those who had been aware of this epidemic virtually their entire adult lives.

(Hat tip to 2blowhards.com — which suddenly sounds lewd.)

Number Gut

Friday, May 20th, 2005

Here’s what happens when you don’t have a good intuition for numbers, or Number Gut:

For example, there was news story published back in the late 80s that reported that the state of New Jersey produced 50 billion used tires every year which caused a huge environmental problem. The story got widely disseminated before somebody pointed out that since New Jersey had a population on only around 8 million, 50 billion tires a year came out to 6,250 tires per capita per year. The story got play because the editors had no intuitive feel for the significance of 4 orders of magnitude difference between the size of the population and the tire consumption.

A more recent (and even more political) example, the Lancet Iraqi Mortality Survey (LIMS):

A lot of people who would know better in another context seem perfectly willing to swallow the estimate of 300,000+ dead that LIMS reports with the Falluja cluster included. Examined in detail, LIMS reports that of those 300,000, roughly 250,000 died from violence, and of those something like 220,000 died from Coalition airstrikes. The LIMS authors even suggest [p6 pg7] that this is likely an underestimate.

Anyone with a good number gut for such phenomenon would immediately recognize such numbers as implausible.

Why couldn’t 250,000 be dead from violence? Well, the first clue is that the total population of Iraq is around 25 million, so 250,000 dead represents 1% of the entire population. That means if LIMS is accurate then 1 in every 100 Iraqis were killed in the war up to Sept 2004. So what? After all, it’s a war and lots of people die in wars right? Well, not as many as most people think.

For example, during WWII the Japanese mainland suffered the most extensive aerial bombardment in history. Every major urban area save one (Kyoto) was burned to the ground. On march 10th, 1945 the great Tokyo fire raid burned down a third of the city and killed 100,000 people. Two major cities were nuked. Japan at the time had a population of 78 million, so 1% of the population would have been around 780,000. Now, what is your guess as to the number of Japanese killed on the Japanese mainland?

Did you guess around 500,000? Under 1%? Well, that is in fact the number (note: that’s only dead, not dead-and-wounded).

Beauty and the Geek

Friday, May 20th, 2005

This looks like some wonderfully low-brow television: Beauty and the Geek:

It all starts with seven women who are academically impaired. Next, add seven men who are brilliant but socially challenged. The concept is to pair up couples for a chance to win a $250,000 grand prize. Each mismatched pair competes in various activities designed to test intellect, fashion savvy and even dance moves. There’s a spelling bee for the girls, massage lessons for the guys, and an introduction to actual rocket science when the girls compete to see who can build a working rocket. During these competitions, the geek must try to pass his brains onto the beauty, while the beauty tries to pull the game out of the geek. They’re so far apart on the social spectrum that they’re practically different species, but if they make it to the end, they could both walk away gifted and gorgeous.

I Am a Pawn of the Jedi Council

Friday, May 20th, 2005

I’m no fanboy, yet yesterday, opening day, I found myself watching Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith on the big screen — the really big IMAX screen — and I ate it up. I rolled my eyes all through Episode I, and I only enjoyed bits and pieces of Episode II, but Episode III really worked for me.

The movie has its flaws though:

  • The Spiderman Effect: When human actors get replaced by overly acrobatic CG actors, it really jumps out. And Obi-Wan’s giant-iguana mount doesn’t move quite right.
  • Not So Grievous: General Grievous was much more impressive in the animated Clone Wars shorts leading up to the movie.
  • It’s Frankensteen Now: When young Vader gets maimed: excellent. When maimed Vader gets rebuilt: excellent. When rebuilt Vader gets masked: excellent. When masked Vader breaks his restraints and stumbles forward: way, way too 1931-Frankenstein.
  • Padwho?: Padmé does very, very little. Her scenes with Anakin are better than in the previous two movies though — not that that’s saying much.
  • As Long as I’m Evil Now…: Anakin’s descent goes a little too quickly.
  • Epilogue: The entire epilogue should go — especially because it becomes very, very obvious that they’re trying to shore up as many plot holes as quickly as possible.

What I really enjoyed was Tyler Cowen’s “Straussian reading” of The public choice economics of Star Wars. The core point is that the Jedi are not to be trusted:

Aren’t they a kind of out-of-control Supreme Court, not even requiring Senate approval (with or without filibuster), and heavily armed at that? As I understand it, they vote each other into the office, have license to kill, and seek to control galactic affairs. Talk about unaccountable power used toward secret and mysterious ends.

As Inmates Age, A Prison Carpenter Builds More Coffins

Thursday, May 19th, 2005

Here’s a grim story. As Inmates Age, A Prison Carpenter Builds More Coffins:

At Angola [state penitentiary], 97% of inmates now die in prison, up from about 80% a decade ago.
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The rise of lengthy, mandatory sentences and a nationwide tough-on-crime attitude has resulted in a booming prison population — 2.1 million last June, compared with 501,886 in 1980 — and an aging one. The number of inmates dying from natural causes rose to 2,700 in 2002 from 799 in 1982, according to the U.S. Justice Department’s Bureau of Justice Statistics.

Inmates often arrive at prison in the physical condition of someone 10 years to 15 years older because of the lack of health care they received while free, according to the American Correctional Association, a group of corrections officials. Chronic illnesses such as HIV, hepatitis and asthma are prevalent among prisoners, as are histories of alcohol and drug abuse, making them more likely to die earlier than normal.
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Angola gets society’s most serious offenders — child molesters, murderers and rapists. Two years ago, the prison stopped accepting anyone with a sentence of less than 50 years, meaning few will ever leave.

Here’s where it gets really grim though:

For years, inmates were buried in flimsy coffins that resembled shipping crates, each costing anywhere from $650 to $900. In June 1995, the prison was preparing to bury Joseph Siegel, a 69-year-old prisoner who had been convicted in 1971 for burglary and murdering a state senator.

As the inmates lifted Mr. Siegel’s coffin to lay into the freshly dug grave, his body fell through the bottom of the casket. They carefully laid the coffin over the body and started to shovel dirt over the coffin. The lid then caved in.

That’s why one of the inmates now makes coffins for the prison.

2blowhards.com: Fact of the Day

Thursday, May 19th, 2005

Michael Blowhard’s Fact of the Day (from The American Enterprise):

According to Bureau of Labor statistics, 5,559 Americans were killed by workplace injuries in 2003. 5,115 of these people were men.