Watching TV Makes You Smarter

Thursday, April 28th, 2005

In Woody Allen’s Sleeper, his character wakes up into a future where scientists realize that steak, cream pies, and hot fudge are all good for us.

Steven Johnson, author of the upcoming Everything Bad Is Good for You: How Today’s Popular Culture Is Actually Making Us Smarter, explains the Sleeper Curve and how watching TV makes you smarter:

But the explicit violence and the post-9/11 terrorist anxiety are not the only elements of ”24” that would have been unthinkable on prime-time network television 20 years ago. Alongside the notable change in content lies an equally notable change in form. During its 44 minutes — a real-time hour, minus 16 minutes for commercials — the episode connects the lives of 21 distinct characters, each with a clearly defined ”story arc,” as the Hollywood jargon has it: a defined personality with motivations and obstacles and specific relationships with other characters. Nine primary narrative threads wind their way through those 44 minutes, each drawing extensively upon events and information revealed in earlier episodes. Draw a map of all those intersecting plots and personalities, and you get structure that — where formal complexity is concerned — more closely resembles ”Middlemarch” than a hit TV drama of years past like ”Bonanza.”

For decades, we’ve worked under the assumption that mass culture follows a path declining steadily toward lowest-common-denominator standards, presumably because the ”masses” want dumb, simple pleasures and big media companies try to give the masses what they want. But as that ”24” episode suggests, the exact opposite is happening: the culture is getting more cognitively demanding, not less. To make sense of an episode of ”24,” you have to integrate far more information than you would have a few decades ago watching a comparable show. Beneath the violence and the ethnic stereotypes, another trend appears: to keep up with entertainment like ”24,” you have to pay attention, make inferences, track shifting social relationships. This is what I call the Sleeper Curve: the most debased forms of mass diversion — video games and violent television dramas and juvenile sitcoms — turn out to be nutritional after all.

I believe that the Sleeper Curve is the single most important new force altering the mental development of young people today, and I believe it is largely a force for good: enhancing our cognitive faculties, not dumbing them down.

In the past few decades, storytellers have learned quite a bit about storytelling from an unlikely source:

According to television lore, the age of multiple threads began with the arrival in 1981 of ”Hill Street Blues,” the Steven Bochco police drama invariably praised for its ”gritty realism.” Watch an episode of ”Hill Street Blues” side by side with any major drama from the preceding decades — ”Starsky and Hutch,” for instance, or ”Dragnet” — and the structural transformation will jump out at you. The earlier shows follow one or two lead characters, adhere to a single dominant plot and reach a decisive conclusion at the end of the episode. Draw an outline of the narrative threads in almost every ”Dragnet” episode, and it will be a single line: from the initial crime scene, through the investigation, to the eventual cracking of the case.

A ”Hill Street Blues” episode complicates the picture in a number of profound ways. The narrative weaves together a collection of distinct strands — sometimes as many as 10, though at least half of the threads involve only a few quick scenes scattered through the episode. The number of primary characters — and not just bit parts — swells significantly. And the episode has fuzzy borders: picking up one or two threads from previous episodes at the outset and leaving one or two threads open at the end.

Critics generally cite ”Hill Street Blues” as the beginning of ”serious drama” native in the television medium — differentiating the series from the single-episode dramatic programs from the 50?s, which were Broadway plays performed in front of a camera. But the ”Hill Street” innovations weren’t all that original; they’d long played a defining role in popular television, just not during the evening hours. The structure of a ”Hill Street” episode — and indeed of all the critically acclaimed dramas that followed, from ”thirtysomething” to ”Six Feet Under” — is the structure of a soap opera. ”Hill Street Blues” might have sparked a new golden age of television drama during its seven-year run, but it did so by using a few crucial tricks that ”Guiding Light” and ”General Hospital” mastered long before.

Bochco’s genius with ”Hill Street” was to marry complex narrative structure with complex subject matter.

Definitely read the whole article (and read it before it’s placed in the pay-only archives).

Jane Jacobs Revisited

Thursday, April 28th, 2005

I enjoyed the following two quotes from Jane Jacobs Revisited:

“A metropolitan economy, if it is working well, is constantly transforming many poor people into middle-class people, many illiterates into skilled people, many greenhorns into competent citizens…. Cities don’t lure the middle class. They create it.”

“There is no point in pretending that economic development is in everyone’s interest…. Economic development, no matter when or where it occurs, is profoundly subversive of the status quo.”

Jane Jacobs, The Anti-Planner

Thursday, April 28th, 2005

Jane Jacobs, The Anti-Planner presents Jacobs as unwittingly “Austrian” (in her economics). It also summarizes her notion of a healthy city:

Jacobs’s detailed description of the functioning of healthy urban neighborhoods is based on her close observation of them. In such places, there are people, interested in the neighborhood, on the street throughout most of the day. Early in the morning, workers head off to their jobs in other neighborhoods as well as entering the neighborhood to work. Soon thereafter, parents transporting their children to school appear on the street. Shops open, and shopkeepers, anxious that the area of their business not frighten away customers due to dangers present in the area, keep a close eye on the sidewalks. Mothers with preschool children head to the parks, workers come out to eat lunch in them, and shoppers come and go from area stores. In the early evening workers again come and go from the neighborhood. As night falls, restaurants, bars, and nightclubs keep the sidewalks lively ? and generally safe. The role of paid law enforcers in providing urban safety is decidedly secondary for Jacobs.

All of this is in sharp contrast to the life of the neighborhoods beloved by mid-century urban planners. There, ‘rational’ planning kept uses strictly separate, with offices, factories, shops, and residences segregated into their own areas by strict zoning laws. As a result, neighborhood streets would be deserted for long stretches of time ? and therefore dangerous. The increased danger would serve to further discourage pedestrian use of the streets.

United Nutters

Thursday, April 28th, 2005

From United Nutters:

This week it was confirmed that Zimbabwe has been one of 15 countries chosen by members of the UN’s Economic and Social Council in New York to serve on the UN Commission on Human Rights. [...] For the UN to have voted Zimbabwe onto the UN Commission for Human Rights it had to ignore the following:
  • the 20,000 members of the opposition that Mugabe ordered killed in the 1980s
  • the destruction of half of the economy in the past five years to maintain power; the regular physical abuse encountered by any opposition to his regime (and that includes just saying nasty things about the leader)
  • the lack of free media
  • food allocation used as a political weapon
  • helping wage a war in the Congo so that Mugabe and his cronies make millions from conflict diamonds
  • the neglect of the entire health system so that life expectancy has dropped from 55 to 33 years in the past decade.
  • I could go on, but you get the point.

But it’s often the smallest stories that grab people, so try this. In 2001 a Zimbabwean policeman with a reputation as a serial torturer was seconded to the UN police force in Kosovo. Not minding whose human rights he abused, Henry Dowa carried right on torturing and was eventually asked to leave in 2003. He is now back in Harare committing more offences against the powerless populace of Zimbabwe’s capital.

Semper Infantilis

Thursday, April 28th, 2005

In Semper Infantilis, Douglas Kern attacks attempts to keep recruiters off campuses:

Now I know what you’re thinking. ‘Kern,’ you’re thinking, ‘you’re going to write about the ironic vicissitudes of fate. Thirty years ago, a Marine recruiter would have been laughed out of public schools for his dorky hair, goofy outfit, and squaresville manners — not to mention the crappy jobs and useless ‘benefits’ he had to offer. Now, those same qualities make that Marine recruiter some kind of mystic Rasputin, who must be kept out of schools for being too seductive and enticing.’ That would be a good point. But that’s not my point.

‘Okay,’ you’re thinking, ‘you’re going to write about the abject absurdity of the notion that military recruiters will appeal to anyone but a small handful of students. Benefits or no benefits, enlisting in the military entails a near-total surrender of autonomy, abuse from a drill instructor, relentless exercise, and the possibility of a gory death — all for jobs that pay less than the minimum wage when you do the math. In a hot economy, and in the middle of a shooting war, just how many kiddies will follow this Pied Piper out of the city gates?’ That’s another good point. But it’s not my point.

‘I got it! Colleges don’t require any sacrifices comparable to those that the military demands, but colleges recruit at public schools all the time. Doesn’t the military need a little legislative help, to stand on equal footing? And if you don’t think that the military deserves to stand on equal footing with colleges, doesn’t that opinion reflect an anti-military attitude that most people would rightly reject?’ Yes indeed. But that’s not it.

‘Perhaps,’ you’re thinking, ‘you’ll write about how many teens enlist in the military not despite the possibility of combat, but because of it.’ Nope.

‘Well, smart guy,’ you’re thinking, ‘how about this: it’s preposterous to think that any teen in America can enlist in today’s military without realizing that death in combat is a real possibility. There’s this hip new thing that’s hot with the young crowd. It’s called television. And if you watched it at any time in the past two years, you might have seen several trillion profiles of young soldiers getting maimed or killed in Iraq and Afghanistan. Heck, this war has the lowest casualty ratios of any major conflict fought in recent times, yet the MSM lingers over every tragic death like it’s the 100,000th soul to perish at Antietam. Are military recruiters really so glib and convincing that they can talk teens out of noticing that war kills?’ Sorry. Not my point.

‘Ummm?maybe something about the idiocy of kicking military recruiters out of public schools, only to let students drive themselves home at the end of the day? Seeing as how letting teenagers drive is, statistically speaking, every bit as dangerous as letting them join the military?’ No.

‘All right, Kern,’ you growl, ‘it’s gotta be this: Given that eighteen-year-olds (and younger!) have fought in every American war, frequently with great distinction, it’s crazy to suggest that young people possess the wherewithal to be war heroes but not the wisdom to make an intelligent choice about joining the military in the first place.’ Now you’ve got it!”

The Great Illusion, Redux

Thursday, April 28th, 2005

The Great Illusion, Redux looks at old and new theories of globalization and peace:

You can thank globalization for our dawning Age of Aquarius. As national economies weave ever deeper into the fabric of international trade, as multi-national corporations source components and manpower from diverse corners of the globe, as cooperation nets more than competition, our glorious dawn sweeps the war-like nations into the dust bin of history.

At least, that’s the theory. And it’s one that is enjoying a robust hearing of late. New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman’s new book, The World is Flat, is devoted to just such a thesis. If globalization-as-national pacifier sounds familiar, it’s because we’ve heard it before.

In 1913, the British economist Norman Angell published a widely celebrated book arguing that in an age of interconnected international trade and enmeshed national economies, war was quickly becoming an expensive anachronism. Angell reasoned that thanks to deepening economic ties among powers, war would cost the aggressors more than any hoped-for gains. States, appraising this calculus, would conclude that war was not a worthy option. Global peace ensues.

The book’s title was grimly ironic, The Great Illusion.

Music Hellevision

Thursday, April 28th, 2005

Music Hellevision mocks MTV’s new show, Trippin’:

Are we supposed to be laughing and enjoying the show with Ms. Diaz? Or enjoying laughing at her? It’s difficult to know really, given lines like this from Drew Barrymore:
‘I took a poo in the woods hunched over like an animal. It was awesome.’

Somehow you just know there was a cameraman out there as well, we’ll be seeing a slight variation (for a decidedly more specialist market) of the Paris Hilton tape quite soon no doubt.

They enjoyed the benefit of advice during filming from the World Wildlife Fund and the Natural Resources Defense Council so there’s really no excuse for things like this, talking of Bhutan:

‘[The] only country in the world where forest cover is increasing.’

Which is I am sure something of a surprise to those in the US, where such cover has been increasing since 1920, also to those of us in the UK where we know very well that there has been an increase since 1940. A lot of very nice Germans took photos of the place for us and handed them over in 1945, that’s how we know. This is also a bit of a stunner:

‘My favorite thing about Bhutan is they measure their country’s wealth, not based on dollar amount but on gross national happiness?’

I think this means they don’t have MTV or maybe it’s the more usual shortage of self-obsessed actresses, your call on that, really. This is a slight misnomer:

‘Nothing goes to waste. It is beautiful. It is inspiring…It is incredible to see how in tune these people are with the environment; they are completely self-sufficient’

No dear, when nothing goes to waste you are not seeing self-sufficiency, you are seeing poverty. Nothing is wasted because if it is, someone dies. That’s what it means, destitution, that you are one or two meals, a handful of dried cow dung to cook with away from starvation.

Ripping Off Good Reads in China

Wednesday, April 27th, 2005

I don’t know why I find this so terribly funny, but I do. From Ripping Off Good Reads in China:

The five-volume ‘Executive Ability’ book series is a classic in Chinese business and management circles. Collectively, it has sold more than 2 million copies in the last two years. Top universities and public libraries in China keep multiple copies on hand.

It’s also a big fake.

The series purports to be a translation of English-language works, but no such titles exist. The principal author ? a Paul Thomas, said to be an eminent Harvard University business professor ? is not real. Also made up is the rave review on the back cover, attributed to the Wall Street Journal: ‘The most practical and advanced management thought of our time.’

(Hat tip to Boing Boing.)

Wired News: Podcasting Killed the Radio Star

Wednesday, April 27th, 2005

Wow. From Podcasting Killed the Radio Star:

The world’s first all-podcast radio station will be launched on May 16 by Infinity Broadcasting, the radio division of Viacom.

Infinity plans to convert San Francisco’s 1550 KYCY, an AM station, to listener-submitted content. The station, previously devoted to a talk-radio format, will be renamed KYOURadio.

Infinity, one of the country’s largest radio operators with more than 183 stations around the country, will invite do-it-yourselfers to upload digital audio files for broadcast consideration by way of the KYOURadio.com website.

Exploding Toads Puzzle German Scientists

Wednesday, April 27th, 2005

Exploding Toads Puzzle German Scientists, as “more than 1,000 toads have puffed up and exploded in a Hamburg pond in recent weeks”:

The toads at a pond in the upscale neighborhood of Altona have been blowing up since the beginning of the month, filling up like balloons until their stomachs suddenly burst.

“It looks like a scene from a science-fiction movie,” Werner Schmolnik, the head of a local environment group, told the Hamburger Abendblatt daily. “The bloated animals suffer for several minutes before they finally die.”
[...]
The pond’s water quality is no better or worse than other bodies of water in Hamburg, the toads did not appear to have a disease, and a laboratory in Berlin has ruled out the possibility that it is a fungus that made its way from South America, she said.

The Submarine

Tuesday, April 26th, 2005

Paul Graham reveals The Submarine beneath the news:

One of the most surprising things I discovered during my brief business career was the existence of the PR industry, lurking like a huge, quiet submarine beneath the news. Of the stories you read in traditional media that aren’t about politics, crimes, or disasters, more than half probably come from PR firms.

I know because I spent years hunting such ‘press hits.’ Our startup spent its entire marketing budget on PR: at a time when we were assembling our own computers to save money, we were paying a PR firm $16,000 a month. And they were worth it. PR is the news equivalent of search engine optimization; instead of buying ads, which readers ignore, you get yourself inserted directly into the stories.

Our PR firm was one of the best in the business. In 18 months, they got press hits in over 60 different publications. They made us into stars. And we weren’t the only ones. In 1997 I got a call from another startup founder considering hiring them to promote his company. I told him they were PR gods, worth every penny of their outrageous fees. But I remember thinking his company’s name was odd. Why call an auction site ‘eBay?’

Why blogs are popular:

Remember the exercises in critical reading you did in school, where you had to look at a piece of writing and step back and ask whether the author was telling the whole truth? If you really want to be a critical reader, it turns out you have to step back one step further, and ask not just whether the author is telling the truth, but why he’s writing about this subject at all.

Online, the answer tends to be a lot simpler. Most people who publish online write what they write for the simple reason that they want to. You can’t see the fingerprints of PR firms all over the articles, as you can in so many print publications — which is one of the reasons, though they may not consciously realize it, that readers trust bloggers more than Business Week.

Why Smart People Have Bad Ideas

Tuesday, April 26th, 2005

Paul Graham opens Why Smart People Have Bad Ideas by describing his plan to provide seed money to young (undergrad) entrepreneurs:

We expected to divide them into two categories, promising and unpromising. But we quickly saw that we needed a third: promising people with unpromising ideas.

Why do good hackers have bad business ideas? The Still Life Effect:

If you’re going to spend years working on something, you’d think it might be wise to spend at least a couple days considering different ideas, instead of going with the first that comes into your head. You’d think. But people don’t. In fact, this is a constant problem when you’re painting still lifes. You plonk down a bunch of stuff on a table, and maybe spend five or ten minutes rearranging it to look interesting. But you’re so impatient to get started painting that ten minutes of rearranging feels very long. So you start painting. Three days later, having spent twenty hours staring at it, you’re kicking yourself for having set up such an awkward and boring composition, but by then it’s too late.
[...]
How do we fix that? I don’t think we should discard plunging. Plunging into an idea is a good thing. The solution is at the other end: to realize that having invested time in something doesn’t make it good.

Another great point:

Why did so few applicants really think about what customers want? I think the problem with many, as with people in their early twenties generally, is that they’ve been trained their whole lives to jump through predefined hoops. They’ve spent 15-20 years solving problems other people have set for them. And how much time deciding what problems would be good to solve? Two or three course projects? They’re good at solving problems, but bad choosing them.

And another:

Anyone who can write an optimizing compiler can design a UI that doesn’t confuse users, once they choose to focus on that problem. And once you apply that kind of brain power to petty but profitable questions, you can create wealth very rapidly.

That’s the essence of a startup: having brilliant people do work that’s beneath them. Big companies try to hire the right person for the job. Startups win because they don’t — because they take people so smart that they would in a big company be doing “research,” and set them to work instead on problems of the most immediate and mundane sort. Think Einstein designing refrigerators.

A cute anecdote on how they came up with their company name:

I wrote a program to generate all the combinations of “Web” plus a three letter word. I learned from this that most three letter words are bad: Webpig, Webdog, Webfat, Webzit, Webfug. But one of them was Webvia; I swapped them to make Viaweb.

Recruiters of M.B.A.s Return to Campuses, Looking for More

Tuesday, April 26th, 2005

Good news for anyone in (or just entering) business school. Recruiters of M.B.A.s Return to Campuses, Looking for More:

Last fall, investment banks and management consulting firms, two of the biggest wooers of M.B.A.s, flooded back to business schools to recruit more aggressively than they have since the blockbuster autumn of 2000, business schools report. Now on their heels comes a broad assortment of employers in fields ranging from technology to health care to airlines, hoping to scoop up the remaining campus prospects.

For Utah Billionaire, Search for Roots Is Blooming Field

Tuesday, April 26th, 2005

From For Utah Billionaire, Search for Roots Is Blooming Field:

A Sorenson company called Relative Genetics Inc. is selling tests for $50 and up that help people figure out where they fit in the database — and sometimes connect with specific ancestors who lived hundreds of years ago.

New technology is setting off a genealogy gold rush inconceivable in an earlier era when people had to rely on old courthouse records and half-remembered family lore. Scientists now have several ways of using DNA to determine ancestry. The simplest involves the Y chromosome, which is found only in men and accumulates small changes over the centuries. If men have nearly identical Y chromosomes, it means they share a recent ancestor going up the male line. Another method uses mitochondrial DNA, which passes from a mother to her children. It can be used to determine ancestry through the female line.

Such tests used to cost thousands of dollars apiece. Now they’re relatively cheap — and some entrepreneurs see both scientific and commercial potential. This month, the National Geographic Society announced it was teaming up with International Business Machines Corp. and Family Tree DNA of Houston to build a database of 100,000 samples from ethnic groups around the world. National Geographic is selling a service — for $99.95 plus shipping and handling — in which people can send in their own DNA and find out where they fit on humanity’s family tree. For example, it might show that a person’s ancestors on the male line came out of Africa, through Central Asia and into a particular part of Europe.

I have to think there will be a few unpleasant discoveries when people trace their paternal lineage.

New Rules

Monday, April 25th, 2005

It’s easy to dislike Bill Maher, but I enjoy some of his work, especially his New Rules at the end of his show. From March 18:

New Rule: Don’t try to talk to me about any dream you’ve had that I wasn’t in. There’s a very limited audience that’s interested in your dreams. That’s why they’re only showing in your head!

My favorite:

You know — you know, there’s what we pay lip service to, and then there’s what we pay money for. And that is what we actually value. We could have good security at the airport. We know how to do it. Have you ever been to a casino? There’s more cameras than a Korean wedding. [groans] With all kinds of zoom lenses that can count the stitches on your date’s sex change from 50 feet! You can’t do math in your head in a casino — without being spotted, reported on videotape, hustled off the floor and buried in the desert by Joe Pesci!

From April 15:

New Rule: Stop saying anybody or anything is like the Nazis, okay? Republicans aren’t like the Nazis. Even Neo-Nazis aren’t like the Nazis. Nothing is like the Nazis…except for Wal-Mart.

And finally, New Rule: Parents have to stop coddling their children. The latest is, schools have stopped grading papers with red ink because of complaints that a big, mean, red X is too negative. Why, a kid might even think he got it wrong and learn something. These parents today are so fixated on protection, it’s amazing they ever got pregnant in the first place.

A recent reality show called “Super Nanny” placed an old-school, discipline-wielding nanny into a family where the mother can’t figure out the reason she’s having a nervous breakdown is that she says things to her kids like, “Tyler, mommy would really appreciate it if you didn’t throw rocks at me.” You know, moms and dads these days are like the Democratic Party: lame, spineless and not holding up their end of the equation. And kids are like the Republicans: drunk with power and out of control!

Maybe that’s why there’s also a new phenomenon called “parent coaching,” a kind of tech-support service for clueless parents when their 3.0-year-old goes haywire. As described in a recent New York Times article, here are some of the questions a typical mom asks her parenting coach: What should she do when Skylar won’t do his chores? Should there be limits on how he spends his allowance? Should Forrest get dessert if he does not eat a healthy dinner?

Now, for those of you who are saying, “But, Bill, you’re not a parent,” I say, “True. But I have one thing these parents apparently don’t: a brain!” This is not rocket science. What you should do when Skylar won’t do his chores. How about using your size advantage. Make him. Because if there’s one thing we know about kids, it’s that if you give them an inch, the authorities will raid your Neverland Ranch.

Yes, like Michael Jackson, parents these days act like they’re on a date with their children. Trying to impress them, trying to buy their love and never contradicting them or giving them a big red X when they’re wrong.

So, no, I don’t have kids. And you know what? I don’t intend to have any until people start making some I’d want my kids to play with! Until then, I’m just glad I own a lot of stock in Ritalin.